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Bruno Catarino

@brunocatarino.bsky.social
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Comic book writer, screenwriter & filmmaker, full-time nerd. The Odyssey is on LATE PLEDGES now: tinyurl.com/a-space-odyssey-ks Check my store for comics www.brunocatarino.com/store

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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 29m
I guess this is what was meant by "be excellent to each other"... 😒
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 32m
Imagine being the delivery manager of a team and someone in the team raises a problem about how we are not meeting our delivery goals, and instead of getting support and being asked how to improve that and actual action it, you mock them for caring... 😒
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 44m
Genuinely in a horrible place right now, just hours after coming from a comic festival, so yeah, congrats to some of the fine people I work with, that's a real feat... 😩
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 1h
I'm so fed up with this that I really am tempted to accept a project I don't want just to get away from this. 3 weeks to review code is NOT normal anywhere. Constantly going back on decisions & asking for another change is not normal either. Worst part is that I feel I'm the asshole. ADHD sucks
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 1h
Ah yes, hearing jokes bc I complained to the manager that it's been 3 weeks I've been blocked, and I ask for his support to get it moving again. How dare I to try to remove the blockers to do my work? Ironic, considering the manager clearly went and complained to someone else... 😒
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 2h
I think I caught con-flu at LICAF and may need to take the next couple of days off to recover... 😒
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 2h
I was actually feeling quite hopeful and energised this morning, but yeah, 20 minutes into the day and I want to cut my wrists already... Fuck me!!!
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 2h
Ah great, and apparently I was ignored when I said I was not interested in moving to a specific team that mostly does shit I don't enjoy, so yeah, apparently anything I say is just ignored, so I give up...
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 3h
The fucked up thing is that I'm pretty sure my manager agrees with me and even feels bad that is the case, because whenever I ask him go do anything, he seems to drop everything to do it right away, much faster than I even expect. But get other ppl in the team to do what they should be doing nah...
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 3h
I even scheduled a chat message for 10am the next day to remind people to review it & w/ links to it for the nth time. At this point it's just bad faith that the work is not being reviewed & I'm not being allowed to move forward. Fuck it, I'm doing my job, not my fault others won't...
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 3h
I'm off for almost a week, I come back, and my PRs remain unreviewed. Nice... 😒 Oh well, nobody say that I didn't try, but I'm at the point I just won't be bothered anymore. Want me to progress, review it. Don't want me to progress, don't review it. I'll just stop worrying now...
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, some kids would probably do better as orphans... 😳
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 4h
Any editors I know who might be up for this?
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 4h
I'm willing to test that theory...
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 7h



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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 4h
I've been hearing about planet X since I was a child. You'd think if it existed, we'd have detected it by now... www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/planet-... Also, planet x as a name makes no sense unless pluto is the 9th planet
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We may have found the first direct evidence of a ninth major planet in the Solar System | BBC Sky at Night Magazine
Planet 9 is the hypothetical ninth planet in our Solar System. Has it finally been found using IRAS and AKARI mission data?
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 4h
Reason #367 for cancelling your prime subscription and stop using Amazon: www.tomsguide.com/ai/amazons-d...
tomsguide.com
Amazon drivers are getting AI smart glasses — but my warehouse tour reveals their 1-million strong automated robot workforce is the real story
The glasses aren't what we should be worried about
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 6h
Post your favourite Dr. Who. Wrong answers only.
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Chuck Norris Smile
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USDN Chairman @usdn-chairman.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine if bookstores only carried two publishers. Christopher Reda discusses why comic shops need variety and why indie publishers need opportunities to reach readers. 🎬 Chairman's Cut: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpog... #IndieComics #USDNPodcast
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 6h
Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets. Devil's Advocate. Keep Charlize Theron.
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 12h
The reason Trump calls it super intelligence is because he has so little of it that anything sounds super smart. I bet he calls genius to any 8 year old
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 12h
You know, there's a certain satisfaction in seeing grown men who own multi-billion dollar companies sucking Trump's tiny dick by using the term Super Intelligence. Gross and vomit inducing, but also satisfying in a horrific way
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 12h
Not entirely sure about what to think of Marvel sunsetting their app in favour of Webtoons. I do praise their promise to migrate all your content to the new app though. See #Playstation? It's not impossible!!!
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 12h
Drop some ghosts
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Game Of Thrones Finale: Jon Snow, Ghost & Jaime's Quote
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Keeping it Spooky 🎃 @keepingitgeekly.bsky.social · 18h
Do you have a book coming out soon? Send me a press release 📨 keepingitgeekly@gmail.com
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 18h
Yep
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 18h
I think I have a problem because I have over 1000h on BG3, but then there's people like this: 😱
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 18h
LOL of course the US immigrants would vote for Bolsonaro's son...🤦 That being said, isn't it like the 4th time Lula is running? Is that even allowed? 😐
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
I just googled what year the word "scrotum" was invented. There are reports in the 1590s, so yay me, I can use it...
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Cartoon Memes Cartoon Reaction
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
A Portuguese comedian I really like made a video post about the best name in Portuguese for Karen, and I want to punch myself for not bringing headphones, cause I really want to hear it...
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
Ok enough social media. Let's ruin Lorna's life yet again... my favourite hobby these days, it doesn't even feel like work.
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
True dat!!!
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
Dang, SumUp already coughed up my money, just hours after the event? It usually takes a lot longer. Not that I'm complaining...
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
My outlines for #LAdies just got longer and longer with every issue... 😅
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
Global warming has arrived in London but not the rural north, it seems. Shitty weather in Kendal since yday, get to London and it's sunny and warm. Not that I'm complaining
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
Oh shit, can we not again, please?
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 21h
Saw an ad on the London underground that said "like your code, this too was written by AI". Yeah, here's the difference. Code is deterministic. There are right and wrong answers that can be verified with automated tests. Creative industries (including ads) are subjective. AI is the wrong tool!
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Anyone can pleasure themselves in the reading room" is not the message you think you want to convey
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lots of experience actually doing it compacted to a single talk!!
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The thing you learn after living in the UK for a few years is that if you have an off-peak ticket and your train is just 20 minutes later, but there's a train right now to the same location, you get in. You never know which trains might get cancelled and you'd end up screwed for hours.
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know, for years I struggled with giving 5* to anyone for any service. In my mind, a qualify scale only makes sense if we differentiate between doing your job really well (4*) or going above and beyond (*5). Unfortunately, that's not how these grades have been used, so...
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trainline is telling me my train is on time and is on platform 1. Of course it is. It's probably the only one in this town... 😅 Taking the piss, but can't complain, had a great time here
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"They're interfering with my rights to be a criminal pedophile, not fair"
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I joke, but I might actually try this. Issue #1 has very little superhero stuff, and lots of sci-fi elements. You could essentially see it as The Fly or Hollow Man, where an experiment goes wrong... and 1/3 of the population of the isle of wight melts to a goo, while a few others gain superpowers
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was doing some math and was able to pay my table, train, and Ubers with what I made at LICAF. Unfortunately, hotel was not covered, so still in the red... 😅 Oh well, baby steps, will get there!!!
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here we go again with Cameron re-releasing Avatar in theatres, cause ego... and then Marvel will re-release endgame, and on and on ... 😒 movieweb.com/avengers-end...
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The Biggest Movie in History Is Officially No Longer 'Avatar' After a Sci-Fi Action Epic Steals the Crown
The long-running battle has shifted again.
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I don't want to judge, but if you support mixing religion with politics, ya dumb... according to science. apple.news/ARbzaG3F6Qja...
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You’ll Never Guess Which Political Ideology People With Low Cognitive Ability Are Drawn Toward, According to New Research — Futurism
Painful. Trying to divine why certain people gravitate toward a particular political orientation can be a fool’s errand, with so many factors influencing ideology that it can make your head spin. Howe...
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderwear.
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I flirt.
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Awkward Flirting: You Find Me Very Attractive
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On other news, you should hire this Bruno Catarino guy. Fantastic writer, and I say that as a completely impartial bloke.
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