Reposted by SaursiIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026love that apolitical Ed Sheeran 027044
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Reposted by SaursiJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 16/06/2026"It's called 'literary sci-fi,' T — it's when you rewrite a Twilight Zone episode with a thesaurus and sell it to a bunch of fanooks who think 'Heinlein' is a cheap beer" 4435101
Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026theonion.com/democrats-co...theonion.comDemocrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper WarrantsWASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs... 000
Reposted by SaursiJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792111879
Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Progressives are apparently just as bad as Maga and giving up the sacred centrist Democrat position will demolish the country. 041
Reposted by SaursiCaleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dude trying his hardest to pray the gay away. 413132
Reposted by Saursithe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It's not just that people are saying "Shallow Grave," the new single by the Mountain Goats, is a bop, and the probable song of the summer for 2026. it's just demonstrably and obviously the case 2345047
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Reposted by Saursi404 Media @404media.co · 17/05/2026Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme... 677129413326
Reposted by Saursi✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026Y’all Come Eat! ❤️🤣👍🏾 1615039
Reposted by SaursiAnn Leckie @annleckie.com · 28/04/2026Any of my readers probably knows what a debt I owe to Cherryh. And if you don't, well, I'm telling you now. Go read something of hers if you're not familiar. 1536552
Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I don't know Marie, didn't he seem like he was asking for it with the way he dressed? 020
Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 31/03/2026This explains the lack of feature development and issues we have been seeing. 010
Reposted by SaursiThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026From The Archives:theonion.comChuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid... 5366231488
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Beautiful hockey games, both men and women's for the gold. Making for an intense overtime. 000
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Reposted by SaursiAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis" 12293829611452
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Reposted by SaursiDonaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar: "So I'm putting a team together..." Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door. 292279390
Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 07/11/2025This album so far has been pure joy. In a world of doom scrolling I can listen to Overture and Fishing Boat and have a smile on my face. 010
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Reposted by SaursiKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2025The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video 502124912279
Reposted by SaursiPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2025When you meet someone who wants you to be institutionalized, prosecuted, or killed, you should be asking yourself: what do I have in common with this person? Tomorrow from Ezra Klein 513923610
