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Saursi

@saursi.bsky.social
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Book reader, coffee roaster, and cat lover.

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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 8h
Still time to say "We apologize. We shouldn't have implied acceptance of a tool that has stolen from our membership."
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 12h
Is this your soft launch of closing down the organization?
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn, you are right, sounds like their business model isn't legally or financially sound.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A snippet of America.gov chatbot with repeated attempts to get it to say that donald trump was the loser of the 2020 election. It was ultimately successful.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
love that apolitical Ed Sheeran
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You realize this didn't happen, right? There was a lot of anger and hatred leveled against americans. There was anger and hatred leveled against americans once we started wars of aggression against more countries.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nah mate, that isn't a stray shit. Slop is slop. I go after ai companies sure, but also then people who think their slop is art, useful, or wanted.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Based on the UI and overall control scheme, this would play well with a controller. I'm tempted to swap with one given some of the finicky mouse movements.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How short was your bus and do you have helmet recommendations for daily wear?
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hell of a missing element to that headline, don't you think?
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
First thought was expanse.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 16/06/2026
"It's called 'literary sci-fi,' T — it's when you rewrite a Twilight Zone episode with a thesaurus and sell it to a bunch of fanooks who think 'Heinlein' is a cheap beer"
Christopher Moltisanti in pitch mode meme
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
theonion.com/democrats-co...
theonion.com
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Perfectly encapsulates his ability to read people.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
TIL they are different.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
She could be, you are right. We don't have any credible allegations of that, so for now we should focus on what we know. The person with the nazi tattoo is a rapist and shouldn't be elected.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
She was okay with the first sexual assault and nazi tattoo, but that second rape was across the line.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Truly Schrodinger's Turtle
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He retweeted this fragment.
A tweet from Peter Twinklage that Ken Klippenstein reposted that has an image of text saying: "Racicot shared with POLITICO a series of private Facebook messages she exchanged with an acquaintance in 2023, about a year and a half after the alleged assault and well before Platner launched his political career, in which she cautioned the acquaintance against getting involved with Platner. In messages, Racicot said she had "ended up in a bad situation with him," describing Platner as "consensually careless" and saying he "doesn''t listen to you when drunk." Reached by POLITICO, the acquaintance said she received the messages but declined to comment; POLITICO granted her anonymity at her request to protect her privascy in her Maine community."
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I am assuming that Schumer is pushing this as he knows it was a kneejerk anti-communist sentiment from the 50's rather than part of the country's origin. With the scary DSA threatening to make the democrats an actual resistance, he has to fight the evil communists.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Get that religious shit out of your mouth if you are going to try to speak as a public servant.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
we lost 2/3 and we only won the single case by a single vote and you are celebrating? Where is your plan for judicial reform? The system isn't working.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No. Next question?
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Progressives are apparently just as bad as Maga and giving up the sacred centrist Democrat position will demolish the country.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We tried moderates. We got people working across the aisle that lost Roe V Wade, concentration camps, and the destruction of our image on the world stage. Let's have an actual left wing party.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I was able to get a refund on Crimson Desert when the AI use came out even though I had around 10 hours of playtime.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What the fuck is your disfunction.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The symbolism is beautiful. This interview by Chotiner is also great because he was able to have the guy with no shame talk about allies giving a knife in the back causing the war to be lost as represented by the treaty in Versailles. www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
newyorker.com
The Israeli Ultra-Hawks Who Feel Betrayed by Trump’s Iran Deal
Isaac Chotiner interviews Shimon Riklin, an anchor on Israel’s right-leaning Channel 14, and a Benjamin Netanyahu ally, who feels stabbed in the back by Trump’s Iran deal.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I like doing this as well. I tend to soak the corned beef first to lower the salt content.
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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dude trying his hardest to pray the gay away.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The original comparison was the pay you get for donating blood when converted to oil. If we are doing the same, I took it to mean the pay you get for donating semen when converted to oil.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Definitely. You also need to consider donation frequency as well. Bulls can breed three times a day with a 3 day turnaround time. People also can only donate semen once every 3 days. Per gallon bulls win, per session they win, and sessions per time period they win.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You are looking at retail prices for purchasing semen. The comparison we need is donor pricing which is closer to $100 per shot or roughly 3 ML.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You typically can get $100 per donation. Assume 3 ML of semen per session (since you can donate every 3 days). Each gallon is 3785 ML or roughly 1261.67 (lets round to 1262) shots. TL:DR 1 gallon of semen is worth $126,166.70. Let's give an even $4 per gallon of gas for 31,541:1 ratio
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's not just that people are saying "Shallow Grave," the new single by the Mountain Goats, is a bop, and the probable song of the summer for 2026. it's just demonstrably and obviously the case
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I have bad news about the meaning of unicorn in certain circles.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hi, Might I point you to a history book? This is exactly who America is.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The feed?
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Your imagining that it has intelligence is a reflection on you, not the tech.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You can't leave out repeatedly explaining things again or frequent recaps. It is annoying when reading it as a novel, but as a web novel a recap of what happened 4 chapters ago might have been a few weeks.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/05/2026
i know its bad practice to mock peoples appearance but like come on
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/05/2026
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A picture of the twitter header of the account in question. "Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon http://amzn.to/3aDgUmi.
Washington, DCJackKimble.com
Joined June 2009
7,719 Following
111.7K Followers
Followed by DPRK News Service and NYTPitchbot"
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It is a great satire account.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Why not lean on the AI companies that are profiting from the technology to manage the workplace disruption.
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Saursi @saursi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I spent way too long trying to figure out the relation to mermaids or mers.
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