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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt, of course, is a licensed attorney, has been for 26 years, and served as the Attorney General of the state of Missouri. He should face professional consequences. mobar.org/site/content...
Full Name: Schmitt, Eric Stephen
Bar Number: 49968
Date Admitted: 09/27/2000
Location: Saint Louis, MO 63122 United States
Current Standing: Good Standing
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SoftBanksTryingToTakeMyLand @saturesreturn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Colin Clark

We are ruled by idiots Imfao
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She really nailed his stressed out general vibe. The man is ALWAYS sweaty 😭
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE!” Shouting at ICE is protected speech. Swearing does not cancel your rights. Know your rights: paxis.app Speak out. Record EVERYTHING. Demand accountability. Help keep PAXIS free: gofundme.com/PAXIS
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't understand why more people don't connect Trump calling Somalis "garbage" with the Hutus calling the Tutsis "cockroaches" and the Nazis calling the Jews "vermin." We know where it starts, and we know where it ends.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The "centrist" think tank Third Way is looking to pay someone between $140,000 and $150,000 to spend their days trying to dig up dirt on DSA members. They're trying to sell this gig as "anti-extremism" work, which I find completely disgusting.
from job listing:

As the Director of Anti-Extremism, a typical day might include…

Assembling and updating a database of the DSA’s most extreme ideas and statements and a repository of voting records, affiliations, and issue positions to make available to allies and partners;
Leading public opinion research to identify and test the contrasts that move base voters away from these extreme candidates;
Overseeing the development of memos, talking points, rapid response materials, and other products that make the case against these extreme forces in American politics;
Promoting and marketing our research and materials to ensure they reach decisionmakers quickly, repeatedly, and at scale through a coordinated distribution infrastructure;
Recruiting and arming a group of young, diverse spokespeople to fight the DSA from a center-left perspective and assembling a broad coalition of organizational partners to make the case against extremism;
Running an earned media program to create a drumbeat of our message in op-eds, television appearances, podcasts, and traditional and digital media engagement.
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blaire erskine @blaireerskine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mitch McConnell’s spokesperson says she “received a message” from him
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Bat-prillia @aprillia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
His heart grew three sizes that day
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SoftBanksTryingToTakeMyLand @saturesreturn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
🫩 somehow this is a real thing
.@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Wrong about VR Al Crypto Smart-glasses GLP1 NFTs or Bitcoin"
moderation list
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 02/06/2026
They’re going to have to try a little harder than that!
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Supreme Court rules Black voters had no rights which the white man was bound to respect
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Again, today of all days is an important time to recognize that the Democratic Party's 2026/2028 platform must be institutional reform. <Every policy> everyone wants <follows> from that, not the other way around. There will be <one> chance to fix things. We can't waste it again.
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It is worth, I think, emphasizing that in trampling congressional attempts to protect the rights of Black people, the Court is basically doing what it has always done, with the exception of a couple decades in the mid-20th century when it often worked with Congress to protect the rights of Black ppl
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
This is the result of decades of organizing in the conservative legal community that’s been allowed to flourish in plain sight as anything but a committed ideological movement.
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A Jean Stevenson @amandajean.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It’s useful to practice identifying when purported liberal/progressive academics are doing fascists-are-in-power-we-gotta-get-right-with-em.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/04/2026
BURGUM: Understand -- there are times in North Dakota when the wind does not blow and the sun doesn't shine KING: Of course. That's where batteries come in
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/04/2026
ADAM SMITH: A year ago, you and Trump said Ukraine had 'no cards' to play. Clearly that was wrong. What did you miss? HEGSETH: Joe Biden .... SMITH: So you're not gonna answer the question
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The implicit argument is that Republicans are allowed to suppress black voting rights BECAUSE black voters don’t like that Republicans discriminate against them. It’s complete insanity. Republicans wouldn’t be allowed to do this if black voters were happier about it. Completely deranged.
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TPM @talkingpointsmemo.com · 29/04/2026
The Roberts Court finally achieved its years-long goal of killing the Voting Rights Act Wednesday, publishing a ruling that, the liberal justices say, will make proving racial discrimination in redistricting virtually impossible.
talkingpointsmemo.com
Alito Pens Decision That ‘Eviscerates’ The Voting Rights Act
The Roberts Court finally achieved its years-long goal of killing the Voting...
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Why worry whether a case has merit when you can screw your enemies just with an indictment?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
when people say the bush's werent so bad in contrast to trump, remember that they collectively brought us thomas, alito and roberts.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 29/04/2026
You know it’s funny, when we speculate on here about ways we could reform SCOTUS, it always feels like a heavy lift. But SCOTUS just told Black voters writ large to fuck off and I think that’s going to impact what they’ll select for in a presidential candidate.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/04/2026
I do, however, work on the *opposite* of killing people with drones, in that I am currently trying to find funding and partners to support my work documenting and fighting back against the horrific rise of targeted small drone attacks on civilians globally (please send me leads!):
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Small Drone Attacks Are Killing More Civilians Than Ever Before: I Made a Map About It
Around the world, armed groups are intentionally killing civilians with small, inexpensive drones. And they're committing these murders at totally unprecedented rates. The figures, when they're avail...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/04/2026
when asked to present evidence that I do in fact work for a defense contractor, the best these people seem to be able to come up with is repeatedly gurgling the word “drone” until they short-circuit and fall over
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/04/2026
I do not work for a defense contractor, have never worked for a defense contractor, and am currently unemployed in part because I refuse to work for one, but I’m fascinated by how persistent the meme is among the most braindead people on this site that I do, somehow, work for one
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The most 2020s headline ever written
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Killham Bear Center has a new cub named Hiro, and I’m a little obsessed. www.instagram.com/kilhambearce...
A black bear cub hangs out in branches on a tree near the forest floor, standing on hind legs.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Alex Jones yesterday, April 22nd of 2026, is once again saying the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag done by "professional shooters." It is imperative we take over that studio as soon as possible.
https://www.mediamatters.org/infowars/alex-jones-discusses-sandy-hook-mass-shooting-all-big-setup
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SoftBanksTryingToTakeMyLand @saturesreturn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Facebook Marketplace ad selling a Trump Bear stuffed animal from 2022 for $25 asking price. Commenter said, “Must be selling it to get four gallons of gas.”
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makena kelly @makenakelly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
SCOOP: Palantir's 22-point manifesto is alarming even its own employees—but it's just the latest move by leadership that's incensed workers. More on the internal dissent growing inside the company: wired.com/story/palantir-employees-are-starting-to-wonder-if-theyre-the-bad-guys/
wired.com
Palantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They're the Bad Guys
Interviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by WIRED, suggest a workforce in turmoil.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Still punk as fck
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s good to see some of these unqualified, incompetent, corrupt, sycophantic weirdos get fired from the Trump admin. The problem is that they are typically replaced by another unqualified, incompetent, corrupt, sycophantic weirdo.
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SoftBanksTryingToTakeMyLand @saturesreturn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is some wild gaslighting from my Republican state rep 😵‍💫
Justin Pizzulli, State Rep •
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National report shows Ohio preschool enrollment dropped by more than 4,500 kids, even as other states are expanding.
That's not random. Here's why:
Over the past year, Ohio changed how families access early childhood programs. Instead of going straight into preschool, many families are now routed through a childcare (daycare) system first, with new rules that make it harder to combine preschool and childcare support.
Preschools are now closing everywhere. Parents are dealing with more paperwork and more confusion..
And in rural areas, where daycare providers often don't offer transportation, some kids simply don't go at all.
Preschool and daycare are not the same thing. One is built around learning and preparing kids for kindergarten. The other is built around care.
Both are important but they are not interchangeable.
When the system starts steering families away from preschool, fewer kids show up ready to learn on day one. And when that happens, we don't save money, we just pay for it later.
Ohio should be making preschool easier to access, not harder.
National Preschool Report
Finds Ohio Enrollment
Lagging
While state support for preschool education hit record highs in enrollment and funding across the nation in the 2024-2025 school year, the National Institute for Early
olds, down from 35th last year, and 23rd for access for 3-year-olds. Ohio ranks 32nd for state spending, up from 39th last year, and 39th for all spending, up from 43rd last year.
(See The Hannah Report, 5/6/25.)
The state met five of 10 quality benchmarks -
- the same as last year -- checking the box on early learning and development standards; curriculum supports; teacher
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s time to end DEI and bring back the meritocracy. by Buckley Carlson
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
And there it is.... Update in Trump's $10 billion lawsuit against his own I.R.S., in which he seeks taxpayer-funded damages for the prior release of his tax records Trump legal filing says he's in "discussions" with his own I.R.S. to "avoid protracted litigation"
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
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SoftBanksTryingToTakeMyLand @saturesreturn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@aprillia.bsky.social 😭 funniest people ever
@erinpraline.bsky.social has added you to the "Blue MAGA" moderation list
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Seems inevitable that lefties and socialists would do to AOC what they did to Elizabeth Warren. Wonder when the snake emojis come. www.axios.com/2026/04/12/a...
axios.com
AOC wrestles with left-wing Dems as 2028 decision looms
Ocasio-Cortez has fumed about criticism from progressives, believing it's unfair and counterproductive for the movement.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Really telling how a bunch of leftists accuse AOC of being a sellout or a neolib for becoming popular within the mainstream Democratic establishment when Zohran Mamdani is making similar compromises and socialists love him for it. www.axios.com/2026/04/12/a...
axios.com
AOC wrestles with left-wing Dems as 2028 decision looms
Ocasio-Cortez has fumed about criticism from progressives, believing it's unfair and counterproductive for the movement.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 12/04/2026
One dipshit loser wannabe dictator down ...
bbc.com
Hungary election: Viktor Orbán concedes with opposition on course for landslide election win - follow live
Hungary's prime minister has been ousted after 16 years in power, with Péter Magyar set to be the country's new leader.
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SoftBanksTryingToTakeMyLand @saturesreturn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My 12 year old just sent me this
I have way too many ideas eating my insides like worms
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Those of us who remember the late seventies can tell you that it’s always a good sign when they start writing the numbers on the gas pump by hand.
What it says on the tin.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/04/2026
People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god
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SoftBanksTryingToTakeMyLand @saturesreturn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So, someone already has Kate Winslet lined up to play Christina Koch, right??
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
He's going to run as the anti-war candidate in 2028 and the stupidest people you know are all going to pretend to believe it.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
😕🤷🏻‍♀️
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 11/04/2026
Jonny Kim has a CV so insane I don’t even know how he did it. Naval officer, Bsc in mathematics summa cum laude, medical degree from Harvard, flight surgeon, astronaut.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Dems should take a page out of Trump and the GOP's comms book and find a way to talk about this that is visualizable. "Plane loads of cash" is an image you can hold in your head and thus memorable in a way that a number is abstract and forgettable.
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