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Michael Ditto

@janus303.bsky.social
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Musician. Entrepreneur. Pornstar*. *not intended to be a factual statement Current profile pic: Silas Soule, badass. Look him up.

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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 4h
I’m not gonna comment on his apparent age, but if you for no good reason intentionally go on international television looking like you just woke up on the floor of a crack house in a pool of your own vomit, that’s a you problem.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 4h
Mike can’t help it, he’s still reeling from that time Maxine Waters beat him to a whiny pulp and then skullfucked him in the middle of the street and then did it over again just for fun.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 5h
When democrats control the purse strings again I want all of these Ivy League shitholes to spend 40 years in the desert. We need to reinvigorate research and education through state schools and cut these private colleges and universities out of federal funding completely. For years.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 6h
Bluesky leftists: He deserves to lose.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 14h
I really don't understand what these recitations are supposed to accomplish. Forcing people to recite the pledge of allegiance does not mean that they sincerely believe it. Whose life will be improved by the city council ritually repeating the same set of words?
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 16h
Everyone hates HOAs but did you know that you can serve on the board and fix your HOA instead of just complaining about it? Most boards of most organizations everywhere are desperate for board members. Generally you just show up and you’re on. Try it! We need good people on HOA boards.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt, of course, is a licensed attorney, has been for 26 years, and served as the Attorney General of the state of Missouri. He should face professional consequences. mobar.org/site/content...
Full Name: Schmitt, Eric Stephen
Bar Number: 49968
Date Admitted: 09/27/2000
Location: Saint Louis, MO 63122 United States
Current Standing: Good Standing
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The replies of late on this web site (particularly to posts by folks like @whstancil.bsky.social) increasingly read like “I have told you I’m right for the last time; since you refuse to accept it, now we’re going to have to take you about back and shoot you.” People On Here are deeply unwell.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I tried to listen to the jack smith hearing and then Katie Britt started spewing therapy speak about “spaces” and “protecting women’s sports” and just couldn’t. Switched it off.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s fantastic music. Stevie did a characteristically amazing job on the mix and master which are absolutely pristine and obviously new. It sounds like it was made yesterday.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cc @kylec.bsky.social @coloradosun.com local angle here
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The data center thing is definitely full glonzo. Zero auto factories are “one and done” and only ever need “tool measurements and software updates.” And zero data centers have to be shut down and upgraded every few years. Reality is in fact exactly the opposite.
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Jen Fifield @jenafifield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exclusive: Earlier this month, the Supreme Court blocked an executive order restricting voting by mail in ways that could have thrown the upcoming midterms into chaos. But the White House originally had far more disruptive plans, @propublica.org has learned. 🧵
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My birthright is to point out and even make fun of people’s actual names but in this case it’s just a username. “Crampell” looks like a brand of anti-cramp tablets from the early 20th century.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has Jay Feely never seen a girls sport? I have seen brawls at lacrosse, softball, soccer, and a fuckin swim meet. And that was from one year of being a yearbook photographer in 1992.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well at least everyone will be depressed at work tomorrow because our friends and colleagues keep dying and not because the broncos lost.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At this point I truly believe it's an inevitability. And not a dangerous sense of inevitability. Nobody's going to let off the gas. Momentum has two factors—mass and velocity. We're going full speed ahead. Now we're adding mass, and nobody's giving us mass like Donald Trump.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sad to report the death of Denver heavyweight keyboardist Chris Fischer of Funkiphino and many other projects who apparently crashed his box truck full of gear on the way home from a gig on Friday. We have lost so many of our heavies in the past 3-4 weeks. All were friends and customers too. So sad.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inshallah. We’re gonna have a bunch of unemployed republicans wanting to ITMFA for what he did to them.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have no love for DPS leadership (and very little agreement) but they are not wrong here. If it’s a fact that a unanimous contract vote in Oakland will result in the contract being blown up by a judge because one board member was employed but the union, then DPS’s board absolutely needs new rules.
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 27/09/2026
This is why "deep state" took hold. It provided a convenient explanation for why everything is still somehow the liberals' fault. It doesn't matter that Republicans control everything, there are secret shadowy Democrats everywhere transing your children or whatever
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like 90% of the discourse today seems to involve an account that has over 100K followers and has apparently been blocking me for a long time (as I have no idea who this person is). I put my Twitter account on ice years ago but I'm bringing it back. If I can't read the context, what's the point?
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the best uses of our tax dollars since January 20, 2025. It just reminds people how much they hate this guy & will probably make them more determined to vote out the party that protects & supports him.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seriously who the F burns a bunch of incense in a fireplace. You know all of the stank (and money) is going up the chimney, right? You would have to burn a bushel in your fireplace if you burned a couple of grams in an incense burner. And why are we doing this again 14 hours later?
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why in the year 2026 does nobody know the difference between normal and high beam headlights? I'm sitting here on my 4th story balcony being blinded by HID high beams that should be pointed at the ground, not the sky.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I worked the most evenly split district in the country in 2006 and we were absolutely convinced we were gonna lose right up until 7PM on Election Day. We won by 12 points. This year I'm gonna volunteer in a Trump +12 district. Looks like a tossup right now but I don't think it's gonna be a tossup.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
George W Bush is morally bankrupt and doesn't have two brain cells to rub together. A puppet for his entire short political career, he never had the intellectual or ethical chops to be President and it did permanent damage to the nation.
Tweet: Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) • - & @AdamKinzinger • 7h One of the most shocking and stupid moves of late: George W Bush took part as a "special guest" in a fundraiser, in Dallas, for Republican senate
candidates.
... So he was unwilling to speak up after Jan 6, and unwilling to campaign against Trump, but happy to support the very senators enabling the agenda
that is destroying democracy.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was a big event at the Colorado Capitol today, "March for Jesus" that shut down traffic and interrupted RTD. My husband was trapped on the 15 which drove around and around the capitol because they had Colfax blocked. A woman had to threaten to pee and puke on the floor for them to be let out.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Agreeing to do universal health care via incrementalism instead of shooting for giant legislation that will never pass is the greatest advance the American left could have hoped for
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And the “fraud” is… ? Does no one ever ask them to explain how anyone gets money out of this?
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Democrats who say "let's make a deal for ACA subsidies, not impeach Trump or anyone who commits high crimes and misdemeanors" to think tank audiences while posting this shit
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Half expecting dril to advise him to keep posting this.
Tommy Tuberville: Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens and furry pilots. Lord help us.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“We’re all looking for the guy who did this”
Susan Collins in a hot dog suit
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is happening across the country. I don’t understand it and I don’t like it.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We need to regulate these companies, yes, but we have long needed a comprehensive national privacy law. It shouldn’t be a state by state effort. Facebook was a privacy nightmare before AI. We never dealt with it because republicans and California congressional democrats are addicted to Zuck Bucks.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I spent 8 hours yesterday working on Sturgill Simpson’s Clavinet Duo including 2.5 hours on stage right up until doors opened and there was an intractable problem that I could not fix. Their next show near a tech is in Chicago. I hope Chicago Electric Piano Company can figure out what I couldn’t.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These are all uncomfortably close but I have little faith in polling anymore, particularly since there is so little of it.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In five years, zero things other than Trump’s eventual headstone will have Trump’s name on it.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 23/09/2026
Requiring AM radio is actually good, it's the FEMA mandated public notification backstop. You all sound like anti regulation lunatics melting down about the 13 dollars in parts needed to install backup cameras. This isn't anti-EV agitprop, you have brainworms
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A structure not built to fire code has to be torn down. There are no grandfather clauses for buildings designed in 2026.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love waking up to hostile assholes in my mentions. I’ve already blocked several of them.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A sign appeared at 48th/York St saying York will be closed 9/27 until 10/14. There is no info about this anywhere on the internet. I was finally able to divine that it has something to do with the A-line crossing at 40th/York. Is all of Elyria-Swansea inaccessible for 2 weeks? @kylec.bsky.social
rtd-denver.com
RTD to operate A Line service at 30-minute frequency Sept. 29-Oct. 10 during repairs to York/Josephine crossing
RTD to operate A Line service at 30-minute frequency Sept. 29-Oct. 10 during repairs to York/Josephine crossing
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s the first day of school at Doggy University next door as a cacophony of carpet torpedoes resonates throughout the land
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Prison for everyone involved from top to bottom
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fixed a Moog
youtu.be
Moog Prodigy Testing
YouTube video by Music Gear M.D.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At what point does the price of diesel noticeably affect the price of gasoline? It requires a lot of diesel to move gasoline.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Few in the history of Colorado politics have spewn as much bile on LGBT people as Kevin Lundberg, truly one of the most wicked people ever to have oozed through the Colorado capital.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More people would want to work in factories if more people had the slightest idea what a factory was these days. It‘s not people sitting at conveyor belts sticking one knob on one TV every ten seconds for 8 hours. Also we don’t really call places that make things factories anymore.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
About the time she started threatening to dox randos and call for their murder, I assume, because even I reported that post and I hardly ever report anything.
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Michael Ditto @janus303.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When Trump is dead and gone, his ardent supporters may mourn him. When Ric Grenell kicks the bucket, nobody will miss him. One of the most corrosive people in public life, his obsequiousness will be rewarded with nothing. Trump’s loyalty is one-way, and MAGA’s loyalty is only to Trump.
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