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Ashley Quach

@sassquachcomics.bsky.social
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Writer/Illustrator/noted Christmas enthusiast. Listen to "Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!)" on your favorite podcast app! Children's books: "Santa's Husband" +"Princess Dinosaur" available from your favorite book seller. Chinook now available on Wondery+!

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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 7h
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 5h
wife: how much chocolate should i use me: use your best fudgment wife: i'm filing for quadruple divorce
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 5h
De Palma's movie is a masterpiece, and also a truly nasty piece of work. Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie? That was a miracle, and it's not going to happen again. But King's story is supple, and still has things to say, and a number of Flanagan's seemingly big liberties actually derive from the novel.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 5h
Okay. I've now watched 2 episodes of Carrie. I don't think Mike Flanagan did himself any favors with the above interview, and I view the project of expanding a familiar story from 98 mins. to 8 hours skeptically. BUT...I think the choices Flanagan made here are intelligent and emotionally effective.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why stop there? Maybe Margaret White is just a great, concerned mom. Maybe Carrie learns how to use her powers for good. Maybe the prom goes great. Maybe this is all about empowerment and agency. Maybe we call it Bewitched.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 11h
Screenshot of Dana Scully from the X-Files episode "Bad Blood." She is in a morgue wearing scrubs, an apron, gloves, and eye protection. With one hand, she's holding up a scalpel. With the other, she's holding a voice recorder. The subtitles say "4:54 p.m."
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 17h
Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).
There's a trap on your ballot in California. Here's how to get past it.
1. Prop 40: 250 billionaires pay with they owe so hospitals, schools, and food assistant survive the federal cuts. Vote yes.
2. Props 41 and 42: paid for by billionaires to cancel prop 40. Vote no.
3. Tell one person, because the confusion is the plan.
Yes I'm 40. No on 41 and 42.
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jakehwest1.bsky.social @jakehwest1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The treasure Kelly Clarkson couldn't walk away with.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is the real guy the character’s name comes from. At the time, he was a claims adjuster who had assisted writer Ken Keeler after he was in a car crash.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 10,1954
P1- A BURGLAR STEPS THROUGH THE SLUGGO’S BEDROOM WINDOW 
P2- THE BURGLAR SEES SLUGGO ASLEEP IN HIS BED, AND HE SEES THE CONDITIONS SLUGGO IS LIVING IN
P3- THE BURGLAR FEELING SORRY FOR SLUGGO, PLACES SOME COINS INTO SLUGGO’S PIGGYBANK AS HE STEPS OUT THE WINDOW AND LEAVES
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Garfield coaching the Charlotte Hornets to a 33-49 record in 1993
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/10/2026
Mamdani: "What you could see in the videos is bystanders outside unsure as to what they were even seeing. Because in that imagery, it feels as if you’re almost looking at a mass shooter as opposed to seeing someone who’s purportedly representing a federal agency."
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you can donate to your local food bank now is the time
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like he's hot on the trail of Korben Dallas and Leeloo
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 09/10/2026
I wrote about Jim Bakker, whose parasocial style of grifter evangelism seemed freakish to mainstream society in the 80s and is now the machinery by which mainstream society operates
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The Death and Afterlife of an American Con Man
Jim Bakker’s vision of the future came to pass. Just not in the way the disgraced televangelist imagined.
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I remember hearing a story after William Friedkin died about him going to an advance screening of Exorcist 2 (after he had been pushed aside by the studio regarding its production) and laughing like a madman as the audience grumbled and bailed during the movie.
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one of my favorite snl jokes ever was on da superfans when they ask who would win in a fight between one giant ditka or 100 miniature ditkas and the answer is "trick question, they get along swimmingly"
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry, guys. This one's on me.
A quote from TSA that reads: just a reminder that our website says ARTIFICIAL skeleton bones are okay in carry-on bags we do not want to be part of the next documentary
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 09/10/2026
So a bunch of guys in plainclothes surrounded a man in a car and shot him, then the government disappeared him and refuses to release any information about his condition or whereabouts
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 09/10/2026
U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agents shot a person in New York City on Thursday afternoon, according to police. The shooting took place around 4 p.m. in Manhattan’s Marble Hill neighborhood, according to a statement from the NYPD. buff.ly/oRHWwxP
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Neo waking up in the goo pod
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Peter Thiel slams Obama, Pope Leo in new ‘Antichrist’ lectures
The tech billionaire accused them of using AI concerns to “boost their own popularity,” according to recordings obtained by POLITICO.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Wet Sheldon
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's a stationery shop near where I live that has all the colors of Le Pen and maaaaaaaan do I want them.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
another genuinely funny joke about Adam Levine being old and uncool, a genre I am greatly enjoying: apparently he’s the only one in the Voice hosts group text thread whose text bubble is green. Riley was like “I think Adam still has a BlackBerry” 💀
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aw yiss
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts theonion.com/conversation-about-non…
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very much agree with this. The Trump admin has purposefully attacked mail in voting from multiple directions and continues to make threats of law enforcement at voting sites… their goal is to create confusion, distrust, and fear… to suppress votes.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 12/10/2025
I've made this scale to help people out during this holiday season
a scale of Dracula to Not Dracula going from right to left: Dracula (Dracula), Count Orlok (Legally Distinct Dracula), Drake from Blade Trinity (Might Be Dracula), Vlad the Poker (Probably Not Dracula, and Morbius (Not Dracula)
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Non-alcoholic champagne exploded all over kitchen.
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New book celebrated with pizza from the Fancy Place while feeding toddler yogurt, with nearly-asleep baby draped over shoulder.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's Sophie. She might not be the strongest dancer, but she's gonna grow up to be a star, that's for sure.
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I flung myself around the studio, doing jumps and spins and jumps and spins until I ran out of breath. (Was there music? Did I sing? I don't remember.) Miss Irene paused, then said diplomatically, "You certainly have the spirit of the dance."
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Real talk! This book was inspired by a memory from when I was in first or second grade, taking ballet at a little studio in the town of Matthews, NC. I think we were wrapping up class before a summer break, and I stayed back to show Miss Irene a dance I had "choreographed" myself.
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love this book. I love ballet. I love chaos. I love a local production of the Nutcracker. I love a cape on a Rat King. And I love drawing a crowd full of faces. (I must, right? Why did I draw so many crowd scenes in this book...)
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pub day for "Starring Sophie!" Are you only okay at dancing? Yet you fantasize about a disaster befalling the star of your Christmas dance recital, forcing you to step in and valiantly save the show? This book is for you. (And for the little showstopper in your life.) share.google/e7UXtSnjCaky...
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best dialogue in a movie in years. Wall to wall clever.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they can watch it twice. Killer editing; you’re out of a scene but still laughing at it while you’re well into the next one. Boyega ASTONISHING; what an artist. Jamie Foxx delicious. Teyonah Parris a revelation. Powerhouse trio romping through a brilliant film that should be seen by all.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw THEY CLONED TYRONE last night. Whatever won the Oscar for cinematography that yr should return the award. So fucking funny & LEGITIMATELY touching. Altman-style sound mixing; director Juel Taylor rightfully was like “There’s too many jokes for ppl to hear them all anyway; fuck it,
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I think about how the last ten years started as a publicity stunt for a fading reality show that went sideways.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's piling on I guess, and I haven't seen Digger, but Iñáritu and Cruise are an absolutely apex "cannot even begin to imagine what this person thinks is funny" pairing.
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Birdman is my exhibit A for the thesis that being an auteur does not mean your movies are any good
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like how often Batman is still wearing the costume when he’s working at the computer in the cave, I’d be sitting there like Porky Pig without pants
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also suggest it a lot to new parents because it can be watched in 10 minute increments.
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How come whenever anyone says they want to go back to “traditional values” it just means racism and homophobia and never a calligraphy invitation to join their family’s box at the opera for the beginning of the season and ever so subtly brush their gloved hand
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