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Well, I've had this tab open for four days, let's start there.

Email that reads

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Im afraid you've given me the opportunity to show you my only good tattoo

White arm with pink curly graffiti text reading "chesh" with a grin underneath.

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Being pretty sounds harrowing. Should we organise a benefit concert? Should we invite Bono?

Pretty female comedian "I think I might be autistic, but when you're pretty they just let you have it"

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm vegetarian, but this is an ethical conundrum that a whole ass philosophy degree is not helping me solve.

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There's a font that can surely only be named after the apocryphal Hitler-based brand name of methadone?

List of fonts including one named "Adolfine"

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really wanna revel in the Man City stuff, but ...

tweet for 2016

I'd like to see donny trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam

*he does*

Ah! Well! Nevertheless

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't wear/use these items anywhere near enough to justify keeping rather than selling them. But I love them. They capture my vibe. If they must go, I want it to be to someone who loves them in the same irrational weirdo freak way as I do. Selling them to a normal human being would be a tragedy.

High heeled grey suede brogues, purple Harris tweed handbag, silver flat dr. Martens.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I bet introducing a pressure washer to your first born son is a really special moment in the life of a male heterosexual. Wholesome. Dudes rock.

bearded white man in green top pressure washing fan tyres with a beautiful ginger toddler

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It probably isn't Brett Angel, but my heart says it is.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The median-US-citizen attempts to decode this in his replies are a thing of beauty.

Tweet for Zohran Mamdani that simply reads 114.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So far down the batting order that I'd hardly ever set foot on the pitch. Field at Third Man for both right and left handers. But I'd be a presence in the dressing room and do a smashing tea spread.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Give Cameolord pharmacy the Freedom of the City.

White persons hand holding paper pharmacy bag implicitly containing pain relief.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ots too early for me to do good words, so all I'll say is that for every dickhead there is a diamond. I'm gonna try and log off to the best of my ability. Please enjoy these nice flowers that were bought for me.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I casually referred to myself as a "fucking nightmare", and this response from my friend made me cry big hot tears. I don't need to hear that I'm not. I need to hear that I am still loved. Keep this in mind for your own beloved fucking nightmares.

whatsapp saying "We love our fucking nightmare"

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Apologetically saying "sorry, he's a cunt when he's pissed" about your 11 month old baby.

Alcohol license refused for child's first birthday part celebration.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

tldr: What dya reckon to biphobia, Sean?

Sean Dyche meme stood in front of green cermaic wall caption edited to say "UTTER TERF NONSE"

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I never deliberately use AI, but managed to get added to this, but we're not beating the rumours about being haughty cunts, are we?

'Ironic' AI users
List by @redacted
Folk who like to use AI-powered tools for lolz/outrage clout, because burning the planet for Numbers is fun!

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I keep thinking "it's fine to rob Peter to pay Paul, because you don't have to pay someone back if you rob them" But, that's a bit callous, so I've drafted a list of Peters it's fine to rob ...

Peter Mandelson
Peter Shilton
Peter Gabriel (fight me)
Peter Hitchens
Peter Andre (probably?)
Peter Singer
Peter Beardsley
Peter Thiel (+ all billionaires)

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Ya girl's sat outside with a beer

White woman's face in brown and cream striped t shirt in front of a can of heineken 0

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*massages temples* The following time it was eventually won by one of two Norwegians. Alongside a Dane, a Dutchman, a Welshman, A Swede, An Irishman, and a Trinidadian. He should show his commitment to diversity by shutting up and fucking off.

In 1968, Man Utd became the first English team to win the European Cup. And the starting XI that night was “diverse” only in the sense that it featured one player from Scotland, one from Northern Ireland, and two from the Republic of Ireland. The rest of the players were English, and all were white. So, since the line-up was not remotely “diverse” in the way we mean it today, does that mean it wasn’t Man Utd?
If not, perhaps Sir Jim should show his commitment to diversity, by handing the trophy back.

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Obviously he casually sows "muslims hate women" seed here. The only irl fan I've heard raise INEOS's divestment in the Women's team is a Muslim man, so shut your damn mouth.

Michael Deacon
Why do Man Utd have a Muslim supporters’ group?
Sir Jim Ratcliffe must go, declares an organisation for the team’s Islamic fans. There’s just one thing puzzling

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I was so mean to this girl for being a size 14. Girl, you are not thin, but you are strong. You have the second highest bleep test score in your year. You have never lost an arm-wrestle. You have an hourglass figure and incredible titties. Your body is fine and life is so short.

Size 14, 16 year old girl in baby pink t-shirt with pinkish long hair. Holding her GCSE results.

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No note, but just to say, it is obvious when someone has taken the trouble to add something essential, but also kinda nice.

Big black bottle of tresemme shine shampoo and amazon ground coffee.

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And they are literally what I imagined the purple pills in the track would look it

Strip of 10 purple casules in a blister pack.

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Can't send images via dm, but groupon eg

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Needs and a couple of wants 😁

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In case it's not obvious, stuff like this is so valuable to me because I'm malnourished and getting monstered by opportunistic infections. Mr. S works in a school and washing school germs off ourselves, and our clothes helps so much.

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Lads, I went down to the post room ... I SQUEALED.

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No note, bit thank you so much. TRANSFORM. RECOVER. Didn't crop because being bought "get well" flowers is also 😭🥹

Box with slimfast and protein cookies inside. Lilies and sunflowers on window ledge behind.

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