Reposted by Sam 👁️Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sometimes i think about how, in the late 90s, USPS was moving to set up a secure email address for every US resident and how congress prevented it. 1834441032
Reposted by Sam 👁️Grace 🏳️⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 25/08/2026we should bring back the idea that you can go and see a film for adults and get a looney tunes short or something similar playing beforehand 410712
Reposted by Sam 👁️jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"you're a crazy conspiracy nut for saying speed cameras might make it possible to track the movements of law abiding citizens but also you shouldn't care even if they can do that because your cell phone can read your mind and tell the govt your thoughts before you even think them" 2074470
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026genuinely tragic. she was a great actor on Heroes and Malcom in the Middle. may she rest in peace 2280
Reposted by Sam 👁️Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 27/07/2026Next time someone tries to tell you that Roman slavery was different or better than other forms of slavery, tell them to listen to last week’s episode of @thisguysucked.com and/or buy Emma’s book. 1036260
Reposted by Sam 👁️Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Hormones will have u crying hysterically Somberly eating a bunch of bread And then laughing 15 minutes at a stupid picture like this 711118168
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026it's kinda dope that EY, this big-ass "professional services" organization, has unironically not yet figured out how to enable employees to have their paychecks directly deposited into more than one bank account at a time. my previous, rinky-dink job executed this effortlessly. fascinating 490
Reposted by Sam 👁️Micah @rincewind.run · 17/06/2026so the takeaway here is that iran's domestic politics are more important to public perception than america's domestic politics which means trump lost this war even harder 660171
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026lol my EY internship starts tomorrow and i feel a lot more confident that i can get a job w/them by acting somewhat professional because my appointed "peer buddy" who works there doesn't seem to understand basic tenets of professionalism like "answering phone calls at the agreed-upon time w/interns" 2130
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026kinda hoping that nithya raman can make the runoff, as well as steyer. i'm tired of california letting me down with its milquetoast centrist politics. i wish we were as left wing as republican freaks say we were 1262
Reposted by Sam 👁️Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2025talk with a trans woman long enough and eventually she'll offhandedly mention the time she cured cancer and will be embarrassed that you're impressed 1795855
Reposted by Sam 👁️Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2025i think my favourite part about being a trans woman is how much of an impact we have on culture. a friend reminded me today about a popular meme format she created. another friend today casually told me about how she was the most notorious roblox hacker when she was a child. just a day in the life! 981935197
Reposted by Sam 👁️utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 06/01/2026all that you once thought solid has melted into air, playboy 648780
Reposted by Sam 👁️marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Proud to announce a new job: I’ll be working with the James Talarico campaign to design Willie Horton style advertisements about the white child rapist that Ken Paxton had released from prison 1634
Reposted by Sam 👁️da spreadsheet lover @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 18/08/2025has any institution in your life, you, the american voter, delivered harder than the biomedical research complex? a fuckin respiratory virus shows up out of nowhere you get a vaccine ahead of schedule. meanwhile we're knocking out HIV and diabetes and goddamned pancreatic cancer on the side. 11830238
Reposted by Sam 👁️Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes. 2117281872
Reposted by Sam 👁️the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/05/2026As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website 173134372120
Reposted by Sam 👁️ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 10/05/2026have to admit it is quite funny that Donald Trump, the Republican Party president, has kicked the green energy transition into overdrive with a de facto ~$100 a ton carbon tax. getting a little chuckle out of that 311303231
Reposted by Sam 👁️Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 19/04/2026the pitt is west wing for doctors 3414
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026JD Vance admitting on live TV that the U.S. can also engage in "economic terrorism" is something i don't think i ever anticipated any american official, other than trump, being stupid enough to say out loud. you're supposed to pretend america is a force for good man 40573119
Reposted by Sam 👁️Micah @rincewind.run · 27/03/2026the biggest disconnect between most people and government is that they don’t feel like government is doing anything useful for them bridging this divide is as difficult as it’s ever been in the age of fractured social media, but I genuinely do not think anyone is doing it better than Zohran 281944307
Reposted by Sam 👁️Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 26/03/2026IFRS is low key GOATed when GAAP hate is the vibe 142
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2026this sorta reminds me of the 2016 republican presidential primaries in that trump was not necessarily unstoppable but was bolstered in large part by his numerous opponents refusing to drop out of the race until it was way too late. let's hope this doesn't happen here lol 4271
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026i think it's really funny to be worried about getting drafted into the iran war if you're an american because this country very likely does not have the state capacity to induct hundreds of thousands of people in the military, and it certainly doesn't have the political will for that either lol 79312
Reposted by Sam 👁️krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/03/2026The world is now run by Art of War people. And of course havent read the Art of War and that's too bad because they're Sun Tzus target audience 416319
Reposted by Sam 👁️Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026if there's one conclusion that the study of both labor history and imperialism converge on, it is that the richest people in the world are happy to burn money on control, power, impunity. and the "everything is about profit" version of anti-capitalism does not survive serious contact with either 9142801176
Reposted by Sam 👁️Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems 452103551976
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 08/03/2026we deserve a lot of pain as americans for current events. we just never seem to learn 0250
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026imagine being a reservist not working on the front lines and then getting murked in a pointless war lmao 2200
Reposted by Sam 👁️Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 02/03/2026"Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first." www.reuters.com/world/us/pen...reuters.comPentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources sayTrump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first, two people f... 8342167
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 02/03/2026because it's good to do this to trump supporters and bad to do this to federal workers, silly goose! 1251
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 28/02/2026we gotta make it so taboo to admit that you ever supported trump in anyway when it's all said and done. like you should be vulnerable to losing your job if you admit to voting for this guy 5472782
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 28/02/2026i hope Iran knows how to sink some aircraft carriers 2210
Reposted by Sam 👁️James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I don't let my social media platforms define what kind of loser I am 101005153
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026people forget that it actually took a long time for twitter to become a fun place. founded in 2006. really only got usable in like 2014 or 2015 or whatever, then got really good in 2017 when the 280-character limit implemented. then elon musk happened. blue sky still has a lot of time to develop 3333
Reposted by Sam 👁️jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 23/02/2026I do agree that Bluesky is not what Twitter used to be, but even a decade ago Twitter was (1) not even close to the most used social platform (2) mostly influential because journalists and politicians were addicted to it 432925
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 20/02/2026would've been really funny if they went with the originally proposed punishment of execution by the state. that was a genuine possibility. but this is better. also we should have that here for insurrectionists 0150
Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026what exactly goes through the minds of ordinary reactionaries when they condemn the late jesse jackson as a "race-baiter" after seeing people like trump, vance, and others sing his praises? i'm sure a lot of it is just ignored but that's gotta be baffling to some of them right 0141
Reposted by Sam 👁️Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward. 241755167
Reposted by Sam 👁️josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet 10943173