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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i've always wanted to be mexican

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

hate it when my password manager has terrible politics

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sometimes i think about how, in the late 90s, USPS was moving to set up a secure email address for every US resident and how congress prevented it.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

They should invent a binge drinking that’s good for you.

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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 25/08/2026

we should bring back the idea that you can go and see a film for adults and get a looney tunes short or something similar playing beforehand

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"you're a crazy conspiracy nut for saying speed cameras might make it possible to track the movements of law abiding citizens but also you shouldn't care even if they can do that because your cell phone can read your mind and tell the govt your thoughts before you even think them"

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

genuinely tragic. she was a great actor on Heroes and Malcom in the Middle. may she rest in peace

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i would be willing to do 20 hours a week for a $1 million flat. i like to offer bargains for my labor

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

just imagining myself telling FDR about The Situation in the south pacific seems cool as hell

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

..as hell for years on end. no thanks man

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i never saw the appeal of Lost personally. idk i get the feeling that it wouldn't have answered my questions at a satisfying pace that feels necessary for mystery genre shows if that makes sense like i vaguely remember fans of the show discussing it and it seemed like they loved being confused..

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

didn't the last episode imply that it was all a dream or some shit

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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 27/07/2026

Next time someone tries to tell you that Roman slavery was different or better than other forms of slavery, tell them to listen to last week’s episode of @thisguysucked.com and/or buy Emma’s book.

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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Hormones will have u crying hysterically Somberly eating a bunch of bread And then laughing 15 minutes at a stupid picture like this

A french anatomy book trying to illustrate how horses bones are similar to ours.

A book page with a horse and a human hunched over like a horse with the leg/arm bones highlighted.

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

For context, McCain has been caught doing corruption multiple times, including trying to have a naval enlisted guy put in permanent mental confinement for ratting on him doing his corruption to have the taxpayer pay for a family reunion for him on a base in the bahamas and Obama never brought it up.

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

he pivoted super far to the right on immigration, honestly further than trump did even when the latter became president a few years later and it still wasn't enough for those freaks

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

that 47% remark was being replayed for ages lol

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

romney pivoted shockingly far to the right on this stuff and i think it was because conservatives always looked upon him with suspicion even after he won the nomination. disgusting man

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

@regimecpa.bsky.social i talked with a dude who's been at EY for years on reddit a couple of weeks ago and he legitimately said that EY's been working on this since 2005 and then gave up at some point in the mid 2010s or something lmao prolly a lot of legacy systems that complicate things idk

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

it's kinda dope that EY, this big-ass "professional services" organization, has unironically not yet figured out how to enable employees to have their paychecks directly deposited into more than one bank account at a time. my previous, rinky-dink job executed this effortlessly. fascinating

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

this is such a skillful way to do this lol

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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/06/2026

so the takeaway here is that iran's domestic politics are more important to public perception than america's domestic politics which means trump lost this war even harder

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

i am learning this the fun way 😃

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

they warned me that jesus was a demanding client smh

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

she's not even built like jesus freaks of yore. they seemed to operate with a sense of urgency on all matters. she's just phoning it in (without even getting on the phone with me!!)

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

there are women in the WNBA who aren't as tall as you btw

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

lol my EY internship starts tomorrow and i feel a lot more confident that i can get a job w/them by acting somewhat professional because my appointed "peer buddy" who works there doesn't seem to understand basic tenets of professionalism like "answering phone calls at the agreed-upon time w/interns"

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My friend’s Dad got hammered and told me he wished he’d killed more people because he figured that it would make him more respected in hell.

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

you know some fascinating human beings

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

the american consumer in me just wants a BYD car so bad. RIP to honda tho they were cool

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

remember when california voted against rent control and against weakening prop 13? and also prison slavery? lol

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

kinda hoping that nithya raman can make the runoff, as well as steyer. i'm tired of california letting me down with its milquetoast centrist politics. i wish we were as left wing as republican freaks say we were

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

ngl, Schumer endorsing Platner but not Zohran is funny af, really highlights his racism.

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

i think if someone had told 25 year old me in 2018 that the democratic party's problem was that it wasn't manly enough, i would've wondered if you had gotten a grade 3 concussion recently

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2025

talk with a trans woman long enough and eventually she'll offhandedly mention the time she cured cancer and will be embarrassed that you're impressed

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2025

i think my favourite part about being a trans woman is how much of an impact we have on culture. a friend reminded me today about a popular meme format she created. another friend today casually told me about how she was the most notorious roblox hacker when she was a child. just a day in the life!

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 06/01/2026

all that you once thought solid has melted into air, playboy

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

total loser alert, i wish democratic officials were even half as venomous to the GOP as this

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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Proud to announce a new job: I’ll be working with the James Talarico campaign to design Willie Horton style advertisements about the white child rapist that Ken Paxton had released from prison

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

still feels weird that i voted for a literal billionaire for governor here. idk how you guys got used to it

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

i see someone else mentioned that. also like that murdering klansmen boosts your honor. there is so much cool murdering you get encouraged to do

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

i like that you get a significant honor boost for murdering him

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

i keep forgetting that you went above and beyond for your major. iirc you wanted to be an academic at some point before learning that this would be a bad life choice right?

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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

and of course the physics and math freaks blow everyone else out of the water if we're not talking about doing essays or grammar tests

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