Reposted by marxuckerbergCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 7hSam Antonacci is asked what his reaction was to Munetaka Murakami’s go ahead 2 run home run. He confesses that he was hiding in the batting cage, eating an ice cream at the time. His teammate Miguel Vargas hears about this and called him a child that needs to be looked after. #WhiteSox 28518
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 8h“When missing children posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down” ok, putting aside that I am being subjected to an advertisement for a senate race in Texas in Illinois what the fuck were they thinking when they wrote that line lol 040
Reposted by marxuckerbergRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13hI love to slip in a little defense of ticket master in there. 5561
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 13hMan who prostitutes himself out to gambling companies accuses someone else of only caring about money 000
Reposted by marxuckerberg🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14hTexting my brother after the first play of a football game 1441
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 15hWife’s aunt went to Poland on a mission trip and it is so hard to be on good behavior hearing about it lol 350
Reposted by marxuckerbergArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 16hdoesn't matter how good your defense is when your quarterback Tzatziki Souvlaki throws the other team absolute gyros to set up good field position 1121613
Reposted by marxuckerbergJDG @cottonmather.bsky.social · 16hA huge chunk of elite poli-tastemaking is writing essays from the unstated perspective “Let’s just act as if this obvious liar is being genuine,” like people’s lives are just the score in a debate competition. 215232
Reposted by marxuckerbergRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 17hA bit on the nose to interview an AI copy of the guy who said this 2425
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Beefing up the welfare and regulatory states might not be capital S socialism but by that same measure they are also not capital L liberalism. 110
Reposted by marxuckerbergheld steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old. 261131143
Reposted by marxuckerbergbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my neighbors are mad because i dug a moat around my house without getting a permit. they’re all outside really mad but can’t cross without me lowering the drawbridge. they’re just throwing soldiers’ heads onto my lawn. not even my soldiers 116710
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Always fun when this kinda writer degenerates into Mike Rowe 130
Reposted by marxuckerbergthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have had plenty of bad luck with Pringles novelty flavors but amazed to report that these are great?? 6702
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t think that Israel hasn’t been held to account for its actions in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, etc because its critics are imprecise with their language. I think that many American elites think that the things they do there are good, or at least not worth getting upset about. 160
Reposted by marxuckerbergMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that. 1043770588
Reposted by marxuckerbergHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just found out about this and am now unfortunately forced to kill myself. Good bye 5996042
Reposted by marxuckerbergQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i just cannot get over how large parts of the Pentagon are being used in the service of this one man's desire to do Patton LARP i cannot believe we're doing Make-A-Wish shit for a Guantanamo prison guard turned Fox News personality. i cannot believe a major priority is producing hype edits, content 1232055
Reposted by marxuckerbergrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 02/10/2026put rodgers out of his misery 1202
Reposted by marxuckerbergArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026cheering every time something bad happens to one of these teams and realizing I'm playing myself 0925
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Biggs stuff is especially irritating because while I think it's obvious that she was gaming attendance it is an incentive built into the way education works around here. Of course you're going to juke the numbers if that's what is going to give your school a higher rating and you job security 151
Reposted by marxuckerbergMark🌹 ⚔️ @markidactyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's funny how every time somebody argues that U.S.'s relationship with Israel is an unalloyed good with absolutely no downsides their reasoning always boils down to the fact that they don't actually see Muslims as people 3392
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy for the Sox, not happy with the Cubs (sorta happy I shut that shit off and went to bed when Gavin Sheets homered last night), incredibly pissed off that the only thing going on tonight is Steelers v. Browns. Bum ass Thursday 220
Reposted by marxuckerbergSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Stephen A Smith voice: “lemme tell you something, we don’t care” 760437
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Paged through the IRGC letter to Americans and while you gotta read this kind of stuff critically because it is propaganda you have to concede when they're spitting img9.irna.ir/d/r2/2026/09... 250
Reposted by marxuckerbergwindu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nobody's blessing the maker and his comings and his goings anymore 031
Reposted by marxuckerbergGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pope Leo XIV: “… the Church teaches that the death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person.” youtu.be/TMbh1veDrvQ?...youtu.bePope Leo XIV Supports U.S. Efforts to Abolish the Death PenaltyYouTube video by CMNEndDeathPenalty 08722
Reposted by marxuckerbergsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Executing prisoners is not a legitimate power of government, despite its long and barbaric history, and we should put an end to it. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...nytimes.comTennessee Death Row Inmate Christa Pike Still Alive After Attempts to Execute Her, Lawyers Say (Gift Article)Christa Pike was convicted of murdering a classmate in 1995. It was not clear what went wrong in the execution or what her current medical condition was. 181209226
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This remains one of the worst, most frustrating things I have ever read www.bbc.com/news/world-u...bbc.comThe Americans volunteering to watch executionsIn some death penalty states, the law says volunteers with no connection to the crime must watch every execution. 110
Reposted by marxuckerbergHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft  191744240
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Daughter got bit at day care for the first time. Shared a toy and took it back before the other toddler was done. Welcome to the jungle, kiddo 000
Reposted by marxuckerbergWaschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think it's impossible to separate Jeffries's sudden shift towards working with rather than totally stonewalling his hard-left Palestine-focused flank, as noted by @diplomatofnight.com earlier today, from the fact that he now has Trump-district recent DCCC recruits cosponsoring West Bank sanctions 37411
Reposted by marxuckerbergSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We talked about this crazy story on the last episode of @nohomework.website and you better believe this story is making a repeat appearance. 10865
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guys something incredible is happening in Lincoln Park wgntv.com/news/wgn-inv...wgntv.com‘Nutty’ situation in Lincoln ParkThe piles of nuts first began appearing outside a Lincoln Park home a few years ago, attracting a swarm of squirrels. Since then, workers carrying matching shoulder bags have been spotted dumping p… 471
Reposted by marxuckerbergmarxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I should give this guy a fruit basket or something I’m going to be eating out on this anecdote for years 292
Reposted by marxuckerbergDallyBob @dallybob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ald Bennett Lawson decided it was better to raise property taxes and municipal fees rather than raise taxes on corporations, while representing a ward/neighborhood which voted for Harris at Assad-like margins With democrats like Bennett, who needs republicans! 011
marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 29/09/20269 months after legalization here is how many establishments have completed the licensing process for VGTs as per the Illinois Gaming Board, btw: 0. As in none. Nada. Zilch. Only revenue Chicago has collected has been on application fees 150