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@marxuckerberg.bsky.social
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Werner Herzog’s alt, founding member of the Vatican City DSA chapter, The (former) Chairman, 48th Ward Neighbors and Chicago DSA

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 4h
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 7h
Sam Antonacci is asked what his reaction was to Munetaka Murakami’s go ahead 2 run home run. He confesses that he was hiding in the batting cage, eating an ice cream at the time. His teammate Miguel Vargas hears about this and called him a child that needs to be looked after. #WhiteSox
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 8h
“When missing children posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down” ok, putting aside that I am being subjected to an advertisement for a senate race in Texas in Illinois what the fuck were they thinking when they wrote that line lol
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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 12h
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
I love to slip in a little defense of ticket master in there.
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 13h
Man who prostitutes himself out to gambling companies accuses someone else of only caring about money
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14h
Texting my brother after the first play of a football game
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 15h
Wife’s aunt went to Poland on a mission trip and it is so hard to be on good behavior hearing about it lol
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 16h
doesn't matter how good your defense is when your quarterback Tzatziki Souvlaki throws the other team absolute gyros to set up good field position
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JDG @cottonmather.bsky.social · 16h
A huge chunk of elite poli-tastemaking is writing essays from the unstated perspective “Let’s just act as if this obvious liar is being genuine,” like people’s lives are just the score in a debate competition.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 17h
A bit on the nose to interview an AI copy of the guy who said this
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The same as the above picture but I added some movie poster bells and whistles. It's now "ERNEST GOES TO HELL" and it's got a quote from Roger Ebert who calls it "RELENTLESS!"
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beefing up the welfare and regulatory states might not be capital S socialism but by that same measure they are also not capital L liberalism.
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So U of I is washed huh
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hilario Dominguez
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday
Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my neighbors are mad because i dug a moat around my house without getting a permit. they’re all outside really mad but can’t cross without me lowering the drawbridge. they’re just throwing soldiers’ heads onto my lawn. not even my soldiers
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always fun when this kinda writer degenerates into Mike Rowe
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have had plenty of bad luck with Pringles novelty flavors but amazed to report that these are great??
Limited edition Pringles: beer-braised steak (the beer is Miller Lite)
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Luv football szn, haters are eating good
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think that Israel hasn’t been held to account for its actions in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, etc because its critics are imprecise with their language. I think that many American elites think that the things they do there are good, or at least not worth getting upset about.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just found out about this and am now unfortunately forced to kill myself. Good bye
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i just cannot get over how large parts of the Pentagon are being used in the service of this one man's desire to do Patton LARP i cannot believe we're doing Make-A-Wish shit for a Guantanamo prison guard turned Fox News personality. i cannot believe a major priority is producing hype edits, content
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let's check in with AARon
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
put rodgers out of his misery
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cheering every time something bad happens to one of these teams and realizing I'm playing myself
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Biggs stuff is especially irritating because while I think it's obvious that she was gaming attendance it is an incentive built into the way education works around here. Of course you're going to juke the numbers if that's what is going to give your school a higher rating and you job security
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Mark🌹 ⚔️ @markidactyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's funny how every time somebody argues that U.S.'s relationship with Israel is an unalloyed good with absolutely no downsides their reasoning always boils down to the fact that they don't actually see Muslims as people
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy for the Sox, not happy with the Cubs (sorta happy I shut that shit off and went to bed when Gavin Sheets homered last night), incredibly pissed off that the only thing going on tonight is Steelers v. Browns. Bum ass Thursday
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stephen A Smith voice: “lemme tell you something, we don’t care”
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paged through the IRGC letter to Americans and while you gotta read this kind of stuff critically because it is propaganda you have to concede when they're spitting img9.irna.ir/d/r2/2026/09...
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody's blessing the maker and his comings and his goings anymore
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV: “… the Church teaches that the death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person.” youtu.be/TMbh1veDrvQ?...
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Pope Leo XIV Supports U.S. Efforts to Abolish the Death Penalty
YouTube video by CMNEndDeathPenalty
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Executing prisoners is not a legitimate power of government, despite its long and barbaric history, and we should put an end to it. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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Tennessee Death Row Inmate Christa Pike Still Alive After Attempts to Execute Her, Lawyers Say (Gift Article)
Christa Pike was convicted of murdering a classmate in 1995. It was not clear what went wrong in the execution or what her current medical condition was.
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This remains one of the worst, most frustrating things I have ever read www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
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The Americans volunteering to watch executions
In some death penalty states, the law says volunteers with no connection to the crime must watch every execution.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Daughter got bit at day care for the first time. Shared a toy and took it back before the other toddler was done. Welcome to the jungle, kiddo
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it's impossible to separate Jeffries's sudden shift towards working with rather than totally stonewalling his hard-left Palestine-focused flank, as noted by @diplomatofnight.com earlier today, from the fact that he now has Trump-district recent DCCC recruits cosponsoring West Bank sanctions
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We talked about this crazy story on the last episode of @nohomework.website and you better believe this story is making a repeat appearance.
According to the outlet, in addition to tossing Sinema’s high-value paintings into a swimming pool, Ammel also smashed pricey bottles of alcohol and an expensive mirror. Currently engaged in a "homewrecker" lawsuit brought against Sinema by his ex-wife, Ammel asserted that he feels the media has wrongly painted him as an adulterer and a bad person. “I'm not a bad guy,” Ammel said. “I'm not crazy. I'm just really (expletive) smart, and I've seen behind the curtains.”

According to Ammel, he’d been trying to end his relationship with Sinema and has been living and working as a cowboy at Camp San Luis Obispo, a small California National Guard base, since March.
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does this count as Disney Knees
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys something incredible is happening in Lincoln Park wgntv.com/news/wgn-inv...
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‘Nutty’ situation in Lincoln Park
The piles of nuts first began appearing outside a Lincoln Park home a few years ago, attracting a swarm of squirrels. Since then, workers carrying matching shoulder bags have been spotted dumping p…
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I should give this guy a fruit basket or something I’m going to be eating out on this anecdote for years
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DallyBob @dallybob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ald Bennett Lawson decided it was better to raise property taxes and municipal fees rather than raise taxes on corporations, while representing a ward/neighborhood which voted for Harris at Assad-like margins With democrats like Bennett, who needs republicans!
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
9 months after legalization here is how many establishments have completed the licensing process for VGTs as per the Illinois Gaming Board, btw: 0. As in none. Nada. Zilch. Only revenue Chicago has collected has been on application fees
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