Reposted by samDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172573645
Reposted by samAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power 736097719
sam @samsnotmyfriend.bsky.social · 04/06/2026the key to a happy marriage is watching terriers together 000
Reposted by samceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives 458148803144
sam @samsnotmyfriend.bsky.social · 21/12/2025rewatching terriers again and it's still my favorite show fx has ever aired. every episode rules ass, every part perfectly cast. it's such a bummer we didn't get more. nothing has quite scratched the same itch since. stumptown was close. the lowdown is probably the closest, but damn I miss terriers 000
Reposted by sama team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 13/11/2025jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away 153835569
Reposted by samTom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate 104148563923
sam @samsnotmyfriend.bsky.social · 30/07/2025wife and I are watching chicago med and this man has a gun in his booty 100
Reposted by sampixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/07/2025*John Darnielle voice* Mercy for the Blowjob Brothers 654572
Reposted by samThe Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Hadn't expected him to end up there tbh 1373
Reposted by samNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 27,1949 1294280
Reposted by samColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025IN THIS HOUSE We Believe GROSSE POINTE BLANK is an underrated movie THAT CONTAINS one of dan aykroyd's BEST PERFORMANCES 2645966
Reposted by samBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple 145118452204
Reposted by samKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Dick Cheney literally shot a lawyer in the face and the motherfucker apologized to Cheney 3667233
Reposted by samSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 26/03/2025HEGSETH: Just CONFIRMED W/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission lunch. WALTZ: mission lunch VANCE: mf said mission lunch GABBARD: can we get mission lunch from panera 1081089
Reposted by samPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 24/03/2025What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED. 3647673774
Reposted by samAndy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to? 141164712799
Reposted by samwint @dril.bsky.social · 15/03/2025can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist 2269860900
Reposted by samborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025[hostage negotiation] CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS 344111797
Reposted by samsadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 12/03/2025SEAN BEAN’S CHARACTER FROM GOLDENEYE: and so the plan was, you know, to use this giant space satellite to EMP all of Britain GAVIN NEWSOM: right right, I’m with you BEAN: to trigger a new Stone Age, basically NEWSOM: we don’t agree on everything, but I don’t see what’s so controversial about that 842954
Reposted by samchef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 01/03/2025no please, the king of carrot flowers pt. 1 was my father, call me the king of carrot flowers pts. 2 & 3. 726046
Reposted by samthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/03/2025realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight 1825421521
Reposted by samKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025the guy who played big pete on pete and pete is so cool 231863315
Reposted by samdomvan @domvan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting? 441407140
Reposted by samRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power 474265673737
Reposted by samRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Jesus when the fuck was that 992661162
Reposted by samHamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 26/01/2025Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill. 1468013826