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Sam Ebbets

@samebbets.bsky.social
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Got in on here in the early days and forgot to make my account popular. Fuck! FUCK!!!!

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mean Girl asked to read the next passage in 10th grade Social Studies book out loud in front of the class because she got caught chewing gum
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all trump had to do is sit back and relax and pretend like the recovery he inherited from biden was all his doing. instead he did tariffs and war and like reagan and bush before him, he fucked over the economy. it is the republican way.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Lotus over the Leftovers this is my joker origin story
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And now to let all of my Irish opening acts know that I have done the right thing, side with a violent and repressive colonialist project.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I see no lies here
Bad shit happens next year
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is all so fucking instructive if they would take a step back and learn something. you cannot let this happen ever again. when you are weak and crumbling, you cannot revive your prospects by painting everything gold and declaring a victorious golden age. it makes it look even weaker and rotted
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Eric Bolduc @ericfinalfantasy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#BlocktheMerger
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The House of Ellison is on the Brink
Everything the world’s briefly richest man built is failing at once
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's important to separate the art from the artist, with the disturbing news about Jared Leto. We can still appreciate all his great performances in motion pictures which weren't shitty and annoying and made you want to yell Get Out Of The Movie. And of course his awesome rock music.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sorry to be Uncle Marxism but employer-based healthcare is a tool of social control for the ruling class
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 19/07/2026
watching The Beautiful Game (wind waker hd)
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Woke 2 has begun
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Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
ALT: Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
a parable against hardening your heart to suffering
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes today. He sounds active, wandering the untrod path, and wearing the chains he forged in life. He says the eternity of lonely darkness ahead doesn’t trouble him, because his folly blazes clear and the grim reminder will walk beside him always. Still sharp!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Calc Becomes Her @hotcalc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you want to know why both corporate Democrats and Republicans are freaking out about DSA on the TV, this is why. We’ve been living under a 50 year lie that good things are not possible in our politics and it only took six months in a major American city to show that it was a bipartisan scam.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/06/2026
what’s happening tonight in NY is how we win the infrastructure is there, you don’t have to build it from scratch, it’s called the Democratic Party you just need to go and wrest the controls from the people who aren’t serious about doing what needs to be done, and as tonight shows, that’s doable
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When people read about this era in 200 years they're going to be convinced most of it was an allegory and not real
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
undeniably good optics: signing a war treaty in Versailles
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They're calling it the Trump Curse folks and people are saying it brings blight to the land. "Blight," that old fashioned word you don't hear much any more.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Congrats to my son Don (?) and his wife probably on their wedding or similar event, such as birthday party. I cannot attend, since there's a quarterback who still thinks I'm fine to be around in public. Best of luck to Eric or whatever kid I said a minute ago and his new Wife 2 or maybe 3.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/05/2026
are they like, selecting for people who lack any and all on-screen charisma?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
[putting my ER bill, expensive groceries and $5/gallon gas on a 35% APR credit card] I think we can all agree I'm doing well financially
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the possibility that love is not enough @rhena.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
is there any better metaphor for the democratic party than an old man on his deathbed trying to impede progress
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 26/04/2026
it wasn't even above the fold in my local paper today
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Whats the story, MorninGoogoo @lordgoogoo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
when Alex Jones discovers "The Trial" it is going to be the funniest day in a very long time
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
even our best retail politicians don't have adequate language for defending the idea of "we are going to recapture a material portion of the economic output of our nation's people and turn it into roads and electricity and retirement security and health care for those same people, who are, btw, us"
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 13/04/2026
"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."
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A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
it remains unclear to me what "price gouging" or "profiteering" means from people who believe in unregulated capitalism
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
at some point conservatives should have to do something that makes the world better if they want to keep winning elections
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
this is, definitionally, an emergency of the highest order. you'd be hard pressed to see anyone in authority acting like it. this, definitionally, cannot stand. this, definitionally, cannot happen. that it is, unimpeded, is incontrovertible evidence that our system is broken beyond repair
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Imagine you're slipping the surly bonds of Earth and touching the face of God but then you have to get on the phone to listen to a child molester ramble about how Bette Midler is nasty
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
American religiosity has been in decline for some time, but the way some performatively religious people have accepted Trump will accelerate that decline significantly. It’s a mortal wound to the credibility of American evangelism.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I was blindsided by the news this morning that my husband of 35 years is a big breasted bimbo.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
oh my god is it a calf, please tell me its a calf
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💀 Alaskan Weeb 🦇 @alaskanweeb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Alcohol cannot send me push notifications that I should take a drink in hopes of becoming a millionaire
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"
Jesse Plemmons in CIVIL WAR
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