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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lee Marvin was 44 when Paint Your Wagon was filmed
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name (submitted by @citychicken.bsky.social) is Van Lingle Mungo
1938 Van Lingle Mungo card
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dril tweet:

another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dude looks like he hand paints Einsatzgruppenon uniforms on Precious Moments figurines
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Zoom In • We're stealing a weaker country's natural resources and calling it a "deal"
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The frog who knocks on your door after you spend all week hiding from your bookie, who is a turtle
This frog does not look happy
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Donald Trump is now the same age (80) that Jessica Tandy was when Driving Miss Daisy premiered
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Republicans cut PBS funding so hard they have to reuse stock photos from 2007
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Jeff Bezos 2025: We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets. We’ll cover other topics too of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others. Washington Post Opinions 2026:
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is the future MAHAs want
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Please, someone remix this. The potential is undeniable.
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Honestly thought that was Elon Musk
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Stephen Miller driving home from this speech: youtu.be/XASNM1XEQPs?...
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Office Space (1999) - In the car rapping
YouTube video by Jose Hernandez
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
NEW — Controversial vigilante Murder Man has grown weary of defending his sidekick The Cleaner's handling of innocent bystander corpses, wants her to take responsibility for cleaning up the mess, people familiar with Murder Man deliberations tell @NBCNews
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
@themerl.bsky.social I, for one, would love to listen to an Absolute Units episode about gooseberries and gooseberry shows. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gall...
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The Egton Bridge gooseberry show – in pictures
Giant berries arrive in egg boxes and the champion wins by a fraction of a gram at the 220-year-old Yorkshire competition
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Breaking the air lock on my HAZMAT suit and frantically unlocking my phone with small pox samples all over my fingers so I can avoid listening to the two minutes of online casino commercials that run *after* the podcast I was listening to has ended
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
If "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" were filmed today, this is exactly what Jimmy Stewart would be doing--posting editorial cartoons without comment to his social media accounts
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Why does the Kohl's CEO look like he sells weed from an apartment over a pizzeria in 1997?
"Hey, man," the Kohl's CEO (pictured) says into the cordless phone your mom just handed you. "I got those concert tickets you wanted."
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Yes, I'm sure it's a fine product, but is it perfect for today's active lifestyles?
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Me on Liberation Day Vs Me a week later
Young Indiana Jones with a tiny saxophoneOld Indiana Jones with a cane and eye patch
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This was….five months ago
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
That horrible thing you were so worried I was going to do? Well, I'll have you know I didn't do it. In fact, I did a slightly different but still very similar thing.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/03/2025
there are like three overlapping scandals with signalgate — illegal distribution of sensitive government materials by top members of the administration, illegal attempt to circumvent records laws and possible unlawful use of military force — and democrats should be screaming about them all
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 18/03/2025
John Hemingway was a fighter pilot in a vastly outnumbered Royal Air Force, one of the “few” hailed by Churchill that saved Britain in the early stages of World War II, and was an Allied flight controller during the D-Day invasion of Normandy in 1944. He died at 105 on Monday. nyti.ms/3RnD51z
John Hemingway posed in front of a Hurricane fighter plane, the kind he flew in the Battle of Britain. The text reads: "John Hemingway, Last Survivor of the Battle of Britain, Dies at 105." Photo by R.A.F./U.K. MOD, via Associated Press.
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
“Yes, I’m opposed to a dictatorship, but I would rather Herr Hitler continue his seizure of power with the Enabling Act than without it.”
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
[FETTERMAN, AFTER VOTING TO CONFIRM CONQUEST, WAR AND DEATH]: I have met with most of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse and have carefully watched their confirmation hearings. After considering what’s at stake, I have voted against moving forward the confirmation of Mr. Famine...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
No one's blaming Democrats for causing this crisis, but yes, many of them are failing to meet this moment. One Democratic senator could bring the chamber to a halt. House Dems can go to fed agencies being gutted by Musk with cameras in tow. Governors can push back. State AGs can bring lawsuits.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So, folks on here have probably caught a whole bunch of lawyers and law professors (correctly) lashing out at a law professor (Ilan Wurman) for suggesting there's some meaningful "literature" supporting Trump's attack on birthright citizenship that the courts didn't "engage with" It's worth taking
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Democrats should train AI on the communications their most effective messengers (like AOC) have used and then use that AI to help guide messenging for their most visible leaders (like ranking member of the House Oversight Committee).
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I'd pardon Ted Cruz's dad for his role in the JFK assassination
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Electing Trump in 2024 is the equivalent (in terms of age) of electing JFK (had he lived) in 1996
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Dick Blumenthal and Donald Trump both received deferments to avoid serving in Vietnam. Only Dick Blumenthal spent years lying to voters about how he actually had served in Vietnam.
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hearing that Penelope Hegseth is the most persuasive DoD nominee mom since Jeannette Rumsfeld.
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
@prchovanec.bsky.social FYI, looks like you have an impersonator
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Pop Song POVs (1968-80): "Young Girl," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap (1968): Child Predator "Knock Three Times," Tony Orlando (1970): Stalker "Moonlight Feels Right," Starbuck (1976): Creepy Older Guy "Into the Night," Benny Mardones (1980): JESUS EFFING CHRIST, EXHUME THIS GUY AND RUN HIS DNA
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Biden should've rolled out a Project Warp Speed for eggs. Just 100% focused on eggs in 2024. Named Arnold Schwarzenegger Egg Czar. Had the USPS send every household 12 free eggs a month. Had the boxes of eggs say "You've got eggs" in Biden's voice when you opened them up. Trump would be in jail now
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The poem, "Ozymandias," except that Ozymandias is the guy who carved his nickname (Weedman) into the metal hardware of 27 different urinals at Laguardia
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Grand Emperor Zorg wants to tackle overpopulation. Despite controversial views on genocide, his focus on mass laser-based vaporization and ending all carbon-based life in our galaxy may find broad support — and face political headwinds.
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
JD Vance is a patriotic, God-fearing, upholstery-attracted American.
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citychicken.bsky.social @citychicken.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Flock of Incels
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