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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trying and failing to take instant film pictures with my hasselblad (but sometimes succeeding!)

a cell phone picture of a hand holding a fuji instax picture developing in front of the landscape it depicts. The image in the instant film is only partially visible. The landscape is a view from a hill of two large trees on the beach with lake erie in the background.

a small industrial bathroom shack next to a porta potty off the railroad tracks by lake erie. it's golden hour.

lake michigan as seen from leelanau state Park at golden hour. The foreground is a bench in an opening between two trees

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Feijões California Corona de Rancho Gordo com massa e legumes assados (tomate, berinjela, cebola, e alho) 😋 @ranchogordo.bsky.social

A very big bean next to a very big noodle

roasted tomatoes reducing in a pot next to a sheet of roasted veggies

the final dish, plated with vegan parmesan

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

embroidering more dumb hats, canada jay this time!

a light brown hat with a canada jay embroidered on it, looking silly with an open mouth

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026

“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham

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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA

INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You can just buy hat blanks and embroider whatever stupid stuff you want on them. No one can stop you.

A weathered orange-Brown hat with a broccoli floret embroidered on it. Knots of thread give a 3d effect maybe?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

lugged my medium format camera bike camping and came out with one picture that wasn't terrible leelanau peninsula, michigan

rolling hills on a deserted michigan road

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Bought a rollei a110 and now I'm shooting the expired agfa 110 film that has been in my freezer for two decades.

a triptych from a 110 film strip showing the little rose tavern and its vicinity (the pictures left to right are the bar's sign, view down lorain avenue, outdoor patio, separated by the frame indicator numbers of the film)

an out of focus landscape of a yellow, freshly mowed wheat field with two deer stands on the boundary and trees and a bright blue sky above. the picture is blurry, but that almost doesn't matter because the film grain is so pronounced

a paraglider about to take off from upper edgewater park in cleveland with lake erie, edgewater beach, and the downtown skyline in the background.

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Kyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In February, USA Rugby banned trans women from all levels of one of the world’s most inclusive sports. What happened next was telling. Across the country, teams refused to comply. The story of the Baltimore Ferals, who are pushing back: www.thebanner.com/sports/rugby...

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glô @palestrinha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

a punição de sísifo agora é ser obrigado a usar IA pela chefia

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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I do understand why it matters, I guess, but the thing is I don’t give more of a fuck if ICE murdered the wrong person than I do if they murdered the right one, and I think relying on the distinction as a messaging strategy is deeply misguided

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Year Progress Bot @yearprogress.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It's too bad they're not doing a World Cup this year. I hope they bring it back in 2030.

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

First homemade báhn mì attempt was reasonably successful!

A big 'ol dough ball with a smooth, elastic surface

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’ www.patreon.com/posts/160262...

You have nothing to be ashamed of, though. You're doing good, necessary work, and it's not your fault the work has been so thoroughly devalued as to make you an object of other people's shame. That shame isn't about you, by the way. It's not about wishing you were an architect or an oral surgeon, though that's the externalized shape it may take. Your parents are ashamed because their kid cleans houses, which
forces them to recognize that there's no difference between them and the people who clean houses. A house cleaner is no longer an unfortunate to be pitied, an uneducated bum whose crappy life plays out across a thank-God-unbridgeable divide. They share their
DNA with one. No difference at all.
In a just civilization that understood its humanity a little better, parents would be ashamed to admit their kids were tech CEOs or finance titans. If that sounds polemical, then I guess a rational evaluation of evidence must be polemical. What did a house cleaner ever do to any of us, except try to make our environments a little sweeter? Versus what do the tech CEOs do? The finance bros? Some people are made important by their work while others are made untouchable by theirs, and boy do most of us get it backwards on which is which.

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Billiam @billh.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Legendary wiki entry under Personal Life. RIP.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

how can you not be romantic about baseball

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I've been making album art for my bootleg cassettes and having fun embracing the messiness and humanity of unskilled art. I liked how this death cab album came out.

A crude mockery of the original cover art, drawn on the original blank TDK insert with artist and album name typewritten

The new art displayed from within the cassette's jewel case

Original cover art of "We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes"

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

"Why are you on your phone, Bryan? Can't we just cuddle?" "Of course we should experience prolonged post-coital skin to skin contact. It increases oxytocin levels by up to 17% decreasing stress levels potentially boosting longevity. I just need to tweet about your vagina's microbiome real quick."

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/04/2026

i stole swords from my fencing club and i’m gonna sell the stolen goods with my fencing club

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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/04/2026

great work everyone keep it up they are pigs and fascists and they should be reminded of it every day forever

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

It rules that most MLB ballparks allow outside food. You can just bring báhn mì if you're in the mood for that instead of a $14 hot dog.

an ok looking tofu báhn mì during golden hour with the infield out of focus in the background

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

First time mending something! Inexpertly done, but very glad to put these jeans back to use instead of buying new ones.

A pair of jeans on a drying rack with a patched knee and a very, very uneven grid of plus sign-shapedsashiko stitches

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

may this be the beginning of something

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 22/03/2026

Currently on France TV, the new mayor of Paris Grégoire celebrating his victory by biking around on a bike share. He’s now taking an interview while riding.

New Paris mayor biking around in celebration

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 17/03/2026

I think this is the closest I've ever gotten to articulating my animating belief system.

“I grew up like a New England Protestant. I believe that you toil and then you die, and you dig a ditch every day of your life. And at the end of your life, there’s the ditch. That’s how I treat this work. It’s gotten me to this point where I can help people and that’s enough for me.”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/02/2026

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backl…

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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading:

JUST WALK OUT
work social thing movies home class dentist
figure skating
too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!!
Real winners quit
You can leave!!
Da Gold Zone

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16/02/2026

A four man bobsled is technically a mech

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safetycones.bsky.social @safetycones.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

"Harrison said he had bought the gun a couple of years before because he wanted a "sense of security" for his family."

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

a Norwegian man crying on air while being interviewed, with his biathlon stats besides him

In the interview with NRK, he first started by thanking everyone who has helped him on the path to his first individual Olympic medal.

And then – unprompted – he made an admission:

– And then there's someone I wanted to share it with who might not be watching today. Six months ago I met the love of my life. The most beautiful and kindest person in the world. Three months ago I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her, and I told her about it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life, he says tearfully in the interview.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 06/02/2026

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

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