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Ryan Nelson @ryannel76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went and saw him Friday night. It was a fantastic show.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Y'all be safe, be smooth, and have a great night" Kamario Taylor
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
not the struggle zoom out 😭
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ever see an image for the first time and know you’ll be seeing it again periodically for the rest of your life?
Elizabeth Holmes looking weird as hell
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Baylor and Auburn are playing Christian football (neither offense is putting it in)
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dominic sessa in anthony bourdain as a young-o movie, Tony
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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Lisa Catara (official)💎 @lisa-catara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#Repost pearlmania500 On the day she died, Dolly Parton sent us a reminder that she wasn’t a billionaire. 📚📚📚 (And she CHOSE not to be)
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the more obscure facts I remember about Dolly Parton is this: just like Star Trek would not exist without Lucille Ball, Buffy would not exist without Dolly Parton. She was a silent producer of the movie and show. That's why Buffy Summers has the same birthday as Dolly: January 19.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
youtu.be
'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a doggy being an absolute drama Queen about their Monday morning alarm going off, this is your lucky day.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026
“Well, Caleb, sometimes two people love each other very much, just like Bo Jackson loved baseball and football—and he had the talent, not to mention the drive, to dominate in both, because the man was a once-in-a-century physical freak,” Parker told his 11-year-old son
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Sex Talk Devolves Into Dad Rambling About Bo Jackson
NAPERVILLE, IL—Veering from the intended subject matter just seconds into their conversation, local father Andrew Parker’s effort to sit his son down for a sex talk quickly devolved into a rambling di...
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
posted this six years ago on twitter and it went viral but here’s daryl dawkins on don nelson in his memoir
I never had much to do with the other coaches in the league. I wasn't a big fan of Don Nelson's until one night when we were playing the Bucks in Milwaukee. I was squatting in front of the scorers table waiting to come into the game and Nellie happened to be standing nearby. "You know what?" Nellie asked me.
"What?"
"You guys are kicking our ass, the beer's cold in the locker room
and I gotta get the fuck out of here."
So he shouted to the nearest referee, "Hey, you fucking asshole!
That was a terrible call!" BOP! The ref gave him a technical foul, our Nellie wasn't through. "You'e still a fucking asshole and that as il a terrible call!" BOP! The second tech meant that Nellie was banished from the bench. Before he left, Nellie winked at me and said,
"See you later."
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Ryan Nelson @ryannel76.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So you've fallen in love with soccer. Now what? For the burgeoning American soccer fan, here's a guide, full of obvious (Haaland plays for City, always watch Barca) and less obvious steps (you'll love Trabzonspor and Bodø/Glimt), for loving European club football, too. www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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Loved the World Cup? Here's your guide to European soccer, 2026-27
So, you're keen to extend your soccer love after a wonderful summer? Well let Bill Connelly count 10 things you need to know before the new European seasons kick off in mid-August.
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When my wife did chemo and radiation, she would go outside once or twice a day and shed the hair as it all fell out. Today, seven months later, we just found a nest a bird (likely a wren) made out of her hair.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/07/2026
You'll not convince me this isn't the historically accurate Odysseus.
Wishbone as Odysseus in the "Homer, Sweet Homer" episode.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Someone said my brother's dog looks like Jeff Daniels, & now I can't unsee it
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I will think about this every day for the rest of my life
Can someone please help me find this song stuck in my head? It's a 90s-ish white pop/country guy band and it sounds like they're saying "Mrrr. Joel Embiid" it's uptempo. This is a real song I promise cry emoji
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Ryan Nelson @ryannel76.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Brent Pills
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James Dator @jamesdator.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Ryan Nelson @ryannel76.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Nightmare blunt rotation
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New meme just dropped
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy Con Air Day to those who celebrate, may we open the Bastille of our hearts.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
we hold children to higher standards than billionaires
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
if you understand this, you have a head injury. Go to the ER immediately!
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Jonas Hallgren @nyheter.nu · 07/07/2026
Haaland Oates
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
England fans in Atlanta for the World Cup are now Michael Harris II ultras 😆 Supporters took in a Braves game after the Three Lions beat DR Congo and fell in love with the center fielder. The feeling was mutual ❤️
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Walking in a Harris Wonderland”
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Carceral Abolition @carceralabolition.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/06/2026
we missed peak culture
1970s advertisement for a circle bed
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
just passed by a guy on the sidewalk who was lighting a blunt and then answered his phone with ‘what’s crackin dickhole.’ oh, sir. good shabbos to YOU
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 26/06/2026
This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)
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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
good morning
Have you seen the cats bowl?

I didn't know they could.

i'm so sick and fucking tired of you
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 23/06/2026
Brendan Sorsby vs Diego Pavia in the CFL
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I haven’t seen a Darwin come on against Cabo Verde since the second voyage of the HMS Beagle in 1832 taught him the immense scale of geologic time.
Dennis Miller with a goofy grin
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
CHRIS RICHARDS WITH A FIRST SINCE 1966 🦅 175/179 passes. 97.8% accuracy. Simply incredible 💙❤️
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/06/2026
This is Bagel. He has traveled far and wide, experienced many different cultures, seen all kinds of sights, and most importantly, figured out his best angles. 13/10 (IG: livingwithbagel)
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The latest Gen Z trend: watching Heat in 4K
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