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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/01/2026
For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks. For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 01/01/2026
Curt Cignetti is locked in 😂
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Marked Safe.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2025
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Analytics.
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Jahdae Walker made the catch of his life last night. Then absolutely nailed the post-TD celebration. Electric.
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ryanhammersmith.bsky.social @ryanhammersmith.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The PBP announcer in Eagles/Commanders just made his second Dumb n Dumber reference of the game.
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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Donald Trump: “I took cognitive tests. By the way, not easy. The first question is like what is this and they show a lion, giraffe, fish and a hippopotamus. And they say which is the giraffe.” This is an actual quote. He’s bragging about being able to differentiate between animals. Bury me now…
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ryanhammersmith.bsky.social @ryanhammersmith.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Izzo’s going to Chipotle after the game for a BOGO
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 20/12/2025
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Bank of America
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A 13-play drive that ends in a punt? Now that’s Steeler football.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 14/12/2025
Grandfathers to throw a TD in NFL history: - Brett Favre - 𝗣𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗽 𝗥𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 H/T BetMGM on X
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 12/12/2025
This is unquestionably the best looking football game of the season, right
Falcons in their black with red helmet and Bucs in the creamsicle orange wqith buccaneer bruce helmet
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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Doing pullups in my three-piece suit to improve the airport experience.
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Grey Parker @greyparker.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
"Patriotic hope that has real results." These cultists are literally saying that dream smoke is a policy.
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ryanhammersmith.bsky.social @ryanhammersmith.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This is nonsense everyone knows Dems control the weather.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
So far, in less than one year, Donald Trump has issued over TEN TIMES as many pardons as he did in his entire four-year first term. That’s a lot of criminals released onto our streets.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/12/2025
I think I've pinpointed who these two players were and OOF there were extensive things in Iowa press releases about their superior academics, graduating early, crediting parents for academic drive, and so on. lol
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ryanhammersmith.bsky.social @ryanhammersmith.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ridiculous catch there by Josh Downs.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/11/2025
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
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ryanhammersmith.bsky.social @ryanhammersmith.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Ian I thought we were friends.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
crying
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 24/11/2025
The chance that Pickens gets a huge contract, plays well, and then does something off the field (or in the locker room) to make the team regret it is like 1000%.
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ryanhammersmith.bsky.social @ryanhammersmith.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
LED (Light-Emitting Dentures)
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/11/2025
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
when the boss loves someone more than you
JD Vance as depicted on South Park
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
An X user asks Elon Musk why they’re seeing tweets from left-wing lawmakers. Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
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@elonmusk Why is my feed suddenly flooded with lefty lawmakers spouting nonsense?
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Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm.
Doing my best to address this.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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Jill @lintstorm.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN
Vibrant red and green aurora over treesVibrant red and green aurora over treesVibrant red and green aurora over trees in a vortex shapeVibrant red and green aurora over trees that looks like an explosion
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 12/11/2025
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
large 20-foot tall concrete lined sewer tunnel. in the distance three people stand with head lamps on their hard hats, looking toward the camera as they stand in ankle-deep water.
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ryanhammersmith.bsky.social @ryanhammersmith.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
“We go to Donnie from West Palm Beach, Donnie you’re on the air.”
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Donald trump standing at his desk, like an idiot, while a man collapses behind him. Labeled the man “the economy” and the idiot “Donald trump”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/11/2025
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Nigeria says there is no Christian genocide taking place in its country. An AI video from Truth Social user @MAGAcrusades1488 shows a bloodbath of epic proportions. For busy presidents of the United States considering a military invasion, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 05/11/2025
Surprised he heard about it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Me watching TRL after school in the late 90s
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
i started watching this game like 90 minutes ago and have seen maybe 2 routine outs
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Starling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/10/2025
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Chicago No Kings
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
An astonishingly large crowd! Chicago
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