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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Zach Bryan and his band walked into Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium wearing “Free Palestine” shirts tonight. I love the chutzpah…as they say.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

PSA: The Trump administration changed the form used to register and request absentee ballots, removing the checkbox for US citizens who have never lived in the US(even though some are eligible to vote under state law). The change could block eligible voters and was made without proper public notice.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wanted to support Claude hoping its technology would help with cures, sustainability, the environment, and reducing inequities—but now I’m confused. Anthropic executives tried to get the Vatican to change “Magnifica Humanitas” so it wouldn’t deny AI personhood. WTF?

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m pretty sure that if the Cornell 7 had said “Free Palestine” instead of “Free P****,” they would have already been expelled.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/09/2026

8 Trump prosecutors just quit this case lulz

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Prison is my second choice for the Cornell 7 and their accomplices. I’d rather drop them in the middle of the Congo Basin w/only the clothes on their backs. They’ll experience nature in a uniquely interesting way—and we’ll never hear from them again, I mean, since satellite phones don’t work there.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Democrats are leading in the polls. But are they leading in the vibes?

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need the Cornell 7 to write an essay explaining why they deserve to continue existing. Apparently 57 other frat boys were on that Snapchat and got “invited” to join in the sexual assault. Not one of them reported it. Women, protect yourselves. We are surrounded by absolute scum everywhere.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

May the Cornell 7 never know peace. I hope every coward who covered for, enabled, or protected those degenerates choke on the karma they’ve earned. College is where rapists learn they can act with institutional cover. It’s why we’ll always choose the bear.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The real tragedy isn’t the diesel costs. It’s watching people who spent years calling other people ‘takers’ become professional takers the moment their own costs go up. NO BAILOUTS FOR FARMERS! NO BAILOUTS FOR TRUCKERS!

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m preparing for this Nor’easter with my roommates. The essentials are wine and chocolate chip cookies, of course.

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BREAKING: A federal judge just said that Trump's order barring MS NOW, CNN, and Politico from the White House was likely unconstitutional and ordered the administration to immediately restore access to the three news outlets.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My grandfather explained to me that your character determines your decisions, and the outcomes of your life are based upon the quiet integrity of those choices—revealing, in the end, not what fate handed you, but who you chose to become.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

EIGHT sailors from the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group attempted suicide during the extended deployment that included combat operations against Iran, according to a letter from Hung Cao. Hegseth appears to have been more focused on photo-op push-ups and haircut inspections, I believe.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m eating my first meal of the day at 8:30pm. (Chicken burger, sweet potatoes, and broccolini.) I also had 5 iced lattes today. Your girl is stressed from school and it’s not like I’m sleeping more than three hours. I’ve lost 2lbs too. Stress has some benefits! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026

BREAKING: Judge Kelly just concluded there's no "national security" argument in this case (CNN/MSNOW/Politico)

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Presley Gerber had every opportunity in life to get better and heal himself, but he continuously chose the opposite. How are you overdosing in REHAB? Make it make sense. I’m sorry, but this is on him. What a waste of privilege.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran’s tour is over. This is the direct consequence of having no backbone, clear morality, or honor. Finneas, Aaron Rowe, and Beoga have all dropped out today. Standing with the Palestinian people shouldn’t require this much courage, but I’m very glad millions still do so.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Robert Kraft brought a happy ending to the Macklemore controversy.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I find it fascinating and quite revealing that some Jewish people become “victims,” filled with irrational “fear” from WORDS and a PIECE OF CLOTH, while actual Palestinians live in absolute terror every minute of the day. The disconnect is something else.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

In this Ohio town, it was a tradition: bacon and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then over to the old arena to see Macklemore open for Ed Sheeran. But now the speech police are taking all of that away.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I support Macklemore. Consumers have the ultimate control: refund your tickets, petition other artists to not perform in those stadiums, and withdraw support from anything affiliated with Robert Kraft. Free speech seems to be silenced only when Israel or Jews are offended.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The only one who wasn’t at Ground Zero was Trump, because they wouldn’t let him tell his stories about rescuing firefighters.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Today, we need only to pause long enough to feel the weight of what was lost, and to honor it without turning away. In the stillness, we remember that these lives mattered completely, and that their ending does not diminish their meaning. I will always love my beautiful city. September 11th…

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tonight in New York City, at Ground Zero. September 11th…

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s amazing how I, a student who wasn’t even born when 9/11 happened, took a one-hour flight from school this evening to be in my home city (NYC) tomorrow to mark 9/11. Yet the president of the United States couldn’t be bothered to show up. It’s better this way in the end.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I used to really like Sydney Sweeney. Why does every campaign have to be about her body? She’s naked in this latest sports ad. She can offer more than her body for attention, but whatever. Selling your body is a weird choice.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm a Constitutional originalist, and I believe that the framers' original intent was to allow a senile narcissist free rein to destroy the United States.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Grindr is reportedly down in Dallas on DAY ONE of the Republican midterm convention.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sen. John Fetterman has recorded a video address for tonight’s GOP convention, praising Trump and Republican Sen. Dave McCormick for their work boosting the steel industry. When it comes to crossing the aisle, Judas has nothing on this guy.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Members of the Joint Staff are under investigation for leaking Iran war details to the press. Fifty of them were polygraphed. Somehow, this also leaked…😂

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Over on Twitter…🍿 Via @Former Fetterman Staffers

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If Nancy Pelosi had repeatedly told reporters she had no idea what was going on around her, the coverage would have been unsparing and vicious.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This tweet is a case study in the purpose behind the 25th amendment. Our president is fucking insane.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Laura Loomer’s “commentary” is just racial hierarchy with a megaphone. It’s not insight—it’s lazy bigotry that mistakes volume for substance and grievance for wisdom. The vileness seeps from within and no plastic surgeon could ever fix that. If you’re in Florida, PLEASE VOTE FOR ANGIE NIXON.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Iran has launched ballistic missiles at U.S. bases in Jordan and warships in the gulf. Confirmed launches from Tabriz, Iran. Um…good luck with your gas prices, folks.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

First Democrats say Dolly Parton taught young women they can do anything. Then they tell Natalie Harp, just kidding, you need a security clearance if you want to be the shadow president of the United States. The hypocrisy is breathtaking. by Scott Jennings

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

An NBC news crew was violently attacked and very badly beaten by dozens of “settlers” (aka terrorists) in Jalud, south of Nablus in the West Bank, while documenting attacks on Palestinians’ homes and farmland. NBC is demanding the perpetrators be brought to justice. FUCK ISRAEL and FUCK ZIONISM!

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

King Harald V of Norway: “Norwegians are girls who love girls, boys who love boys, and girls and boys who love each other. Norwegians believe in God, Allah, everything and nothing.” RIP

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Trump has announced plans to eliminate regulations on beef processing, even amid multiple ongoing food-borne illness outbreaks. He wants farmers to have the legal right to process their own food quickly. I guess I’m becoming a vegan after all—fewer regulations will only lead to more disease.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

And with that, the summer of 2026 has come to an end.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The footage coming out of Nepal is devastating. I fear we’re looking at thousands dead

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And that’s the part people should really be paying attention to. This creates a federal system that can connect voters to uniquely tracked ballot envelopes while giving the federal government more control over how states send mail ballots. All of this is happening just months before the midterms.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

All I know is Jolene had better have an airtight alibi, bitch.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m sitting in a restaurant and the rest of this day is ruined. It feels like all the sweetness and sparkles have left with her. Dolly Parton was the kind of human being you aspired to be. It seems so wrong to know we’ll never hear that laugh again. “May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest…”

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I can’t believe Dolly Parton has died while that creature continues to live. It makes no sense at all. She was pure joy, non-judgmental, full of humor and grace. Dolly's humanitarian work flowed from the same deep well as her music: a love for people, especially those living in abject poverty. RIP

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m typing through tears.This really hurts. Dolly Parton proved that true beauty isn’t just sequins or a perfect high note—it’s choosing, again and again, to use your gifts to lift others up. Thank you, Dolly, for the music, the books, and a life lived with a genuine heart. I will always love you.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s scary to think that if anything happens to Natalie Harp, JD Vance could become the most powerful person in the world.

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