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Ryan Deem

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 18h
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11h
They're partying in military housing while they make the actual troops live on squalid boats and wrecked airbases so their families back home can pay $5 a gallon.
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Gail Helt @gailhelt.bsky.social · 7h
Dear Lord save us from the lukewarm pastors who have replaced the Bible with Project 2025 because they seek access to political power.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 8h
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 7h
Sgt. Donny Donowitz aka The Bear Jew and Lt. Aldo Raine positioned above a Nazi with a gun pointed and a knife drawn respectively
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 13h
dc statehood is non-negotiable after trump's actions in his second term. republicans despise the people of the city that hosts them, and there is little reason to think that, now that the seal is broken on treating them as an occupied population, a next republican president will be more restrained
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18h
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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The Washington Sun @washingtonsun.com · 16h
The FBI wants to hire the Ultimate Fighting Championship to train its special agents under a one-year deal that would bypass the competitive bidding process typically used for federal contracts, according to federal records.
washingtonsun.com
FBI Is Angling to Hand the UFC a No-Bid Contract to Train Agents
The contract would expand an existing partnership between the Trump administration and the UFC.
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 8h
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Chris Farley as Tommy Boy: Tommy Likey!
Alt: Chris Farley as Tommy Boy: Tommy Likey!
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girl_dm_ @girldm.com · 9h
THE FEAST
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 8h
“The gift of a $400 million aircraft from Qatar’s royal family stands apart because it involves a transgression the framers identified by name and for which they prescribed impeachment as the remedy: violation of the Constitution’s foreign emoluments clause.”
inquirer.com
The Case for Impeachment: In a sea of graft, the gift of a $400 million aircraft stands apart | Opinion
The founders were crystal clear that accepting gifts from foreign governments was constitutionally prohibited and should lead to impeachment.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 8h
MIKKI KENDALL WRITES LADY HENRIETTA AND THE REGULATORS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG WE HAVE KEPT THIS SECRET? Mikki, I am so excited for this!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 8h
I'd be curious to see what happens immediately before that video; I wish the NYPD had made that public as well. But I have to say... on initial view, that looks indistinguishable from a carjacking, and if I'd been the driver I would also probably have floored it.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 8h
The NYPD just released surveillance video of the ICE shooting (which occurred off camera). Two men in civilian clothes run up to a car with guns drawn. One second later, one man begins smashing the butt of his gun into the driver’s side window. The driver appears to panic and hit the gas.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 9h
Payton Tolle has responded to Nick Offerman claiming him as his son. This is very important to me.
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Two all-time greats.
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Legends only.
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Come to my arms papa
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Michael Derby @michaelsderby.bsky.social · 9h
Reuters: “The Republican president filed his appeal after a federal judge threw out ‌the case and imposed nearly $1 million in sanctions against Trump and one of his lawyers for bringing a ‘frivolous’ suit.”
reuters.com
Trump takes suit against Hillary Clinton over 2016 election to Supreme Court
President Donald Trump asked the US Supreme Court on Friday to revive his dismissed lawsuit against his 2016 Democratic rival Hillary Clinton accusing her of conspiring along with former ​FBI Director...
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 9h
did i have to double check the date on this story i had to double check the date on this story
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tmbhmltn.bsky.social @tmbhmltn.bsky.social · 13h
Also if you’re talking about the state level
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tmbhmltn.bsky.social @tmbhmltn.bsky.social · 13h
I posted a little while back that no one ever talks about this but I really wonder if people just didn’t see this or store it in their memory
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 9h
Boone Man! Come together with your hands!
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 9h
Ugh, that sucks. I hope he's okay
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Abby Ruggiero @ruggie13.bsky.social · 10h
I filmed this at Stadium-Armory Metro Station in Washington, DC this evening around 6:30 pm. He was minding his business waiting for the train, he wasn’t fighting them, but all of them piled onto him without giving him time to react to that many of them surrounding him.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 9h
i agree with anthropic that humans should take full responsibility for AI abuses
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 9h
Timothy comes up BIGjegren!
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 10h
Really excited to go Bananas with the family tomorrow!
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Ruha Benjamin @ruha9.bsky.social · 16h
UPDATE: After hearing from friends in the DMs, we’re gonna make this a cohosted gathering. So after my censored remarks, we’ll hear about people actually doing the work that so many of our institutions pretend to. If your org wants to cohost, DM me.
Black & white photo of “Black Community Survival Conference: Serve the People Body & Sold” —a banner hanging above a group of people standing on a platform. This is a photo depicting the work of the Black Panther Party.
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Ruha Benjamin @ruha9.bsky.social · 16h
I’m in DC scheduled to give this talk today. But the organizers flagged slides in my deck that mention racism, structural gaslighting, New Jim Code and other themes that are off limits in the Land of the Free.
APA Women’s Leadership Institute event flyer with “keynote speaker” crossed out with a red X
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Dan Sinykin @dan-sinnamon.bsky.social · 10h
Was happy to provide this quote.
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 13h
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 10h
idk
marlboro cigarettes logo but instead it says What ks the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?" where the text should be
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NEW: Footage from Thursdays shooting shows an ICE agent in a construction vest brandishing a rifle. His name is Brenden Cuni. Federal judges have found multiple arrests involving Cuni unlawful. He has been accused of repeatedly Tasing a handcuffed man and tackling a pregnant woman in Minneapolis.
wired.com
ICE Agent at NYC Shooting Has History of Alleged Violence and Illegal Arrests
Brenden Cuni, an ICE supervisor, has been accused of excessive force and tackling a pregnant woman to the ground. Several of his arrests were later found to be unlawful in federal court.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21h
ICE is a militia of serial abusers.
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 10h
And if you make it plural, you have to answer to this guy
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TMNT 2003 Raphael
Alt: TMNT 2003 Raphael
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 11h
I promise you son, you don't want to text her that pic. She might be polite for your sake but this is all she sees.
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 10h
French for The freneire
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10h
it's crazy that alienating a lot of otherwise activated voters and supporters through caving on basic humans rights issues (like trans rights) has led to such a predicament.
we're looking for the guy who did this i think you should leave hot dog guy
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 13h
A federal judge has sanctioned a DOJ attorney for accusing an ICE detainee's attorney of misconduct without any evidence. The punishment: Two hours of legal training about the "special role of US attorneys" and the need to support claims with evidence. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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VaJenell Hugh-Briss @finalgirlboss.bsky.social · 12h
Gon head and get you a mango lemonade from Popeye’s and put some gin in it. Tastes like “everything is gonna be alright” in a glass.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11h
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

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Kerrin @kerrinsuzanne.bsky.social · 17h
Be prepared if you're driving eastbound on Braddock and dog-legging onto Wythe: the dump trucks for the Braddock West site are driving on the wrong side of the road, into oncoming traffic, to make the wide turn into the job site. Quite the surprise coming around the corner.
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 11h
The way people are freaking out on Liliana — who knows the death penalty beat as well if not better than anyone — is yet another example of how overconfident so many Americans are about their knowledge of a punishment system that virtually NONE of them have examined up close
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 11h
Let's Go Caps!
Ryan Zimmerman (#11 forever, #1 in your hearts) in Caps goalie gear
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 14h
Maybe media—all media—should take into account these bigots' entire body of work and not just Groundhog Day their way piecemeal through each individual article. GOP are white supremacists & gutter racists & they prove that every single day if one cares to pay attention & live with cumulative memory.
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Scare-ah 👻🎃 @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 11h
paris hilton doesnt get enough credit for everything shes done for kids sent away to residential treatment, aka child abuse factories. shes passed like 20 laws in different states to improve their lives as much as she can, and outlaw as much about those places as shes able. and made this banger:
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Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind (Official Music Video) | Paris Hilton
YouTube video by Paris Hilton
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Dr. Jeff Masters @drjeffmasters.bsky.social · 15h
With a Hurricane Warning for Isaias on the Gulf Coast, along with a Tropical Storm Watch on the West Coast for Rachel, it’s the first time the National Hurricane Center has issued watches/warnings simultaneously for both coasts. yaleclimateconnections.org/2026/10/cate...
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Category 3 Hurricane Isaias closes in on the Florida Panhandle » Yale Climate Connections
The first major Atlantic hurricane of 2026 threatens the Gulf Coast with a storm surge of up to 9 feet, damaging winds, flooding, and tornadoes, with impacts spreading across the Southeast on Saturday...
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Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 11h
Big test for FEMA. Right before the midterms. One of the things that soured the public on Bush was the slow initial response to Katrina, and when he told "Brownie," previously a commissioner at the International Arabian Horse Association, that he was doing a "heckuva job."
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 17h
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11h
Me too brother
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 11h
I missed that Glenn Greenwald has a paid partnership deal with Kalshi—but he does apparently
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