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Ryan Anderson

@ryan.doesthings.online
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IT “Professional”, Dallas-adjacent, Proud Indoorsman Joined Nov '24, sorry.

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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Made it to Xi'an Famous Foods in New York, where my novella Automatic Noodle began as a taste and texture inspiration
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh Donald,
There’s not going to be any Russian diesel you stupid slut
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 09/10/2026
They might as well just delete my account
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philpax @philpax.me · 09/10/2026
rip Deno, glad I was too lazy to switch deno.com/blog/cloudfl... > We will support the Deno runtime for another year with monthly releases containing bug fixes and security updates. After that year we will end our development of the Deno runtime.
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Deno is joining Cloudflare | Deno
Putting ourselves in the best place to build the future of the web
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Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 09/10/2026
Turns out you can get laser cut sheet metal ~10x cheaper by pretending it's a solder paste stencil and ordering from @jlcpcb.bsky.social. Suck it, SendCutSend!
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's bonkers how "User agreements" are actually binding contracts where one party gets to change them whenever and however they wish and the other party has the options to agree or to stop using computers.
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Why @why.bsky.world · 03/10/2026
The good life
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/10/2026
The company reported a 45 percent increase in sales and a whopping 85 percent bump in production for the third quarter. www.theverge.com/transportati...
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Rivian’s sales pop as the company’s big R2 bet starts to pay off
The company reported a 45 percent increase in sales and a whopping 85 percent bump in production for the third quarter.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 27/09/2026
Finally I can get push notifications for gamma radiation
RadiaCode 103G and RadiaCode 110 cards in Home Assistant each showing Charging state, Connectivity, count/dose information, and temperature.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Republicans please be less horny. I’m begging you.
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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.” Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring. “Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.” Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 20/09/2026
The original C&C was the first game I bought with my own parent's money.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
I would kill for Tino
I'm fostering Tino, who was feral-trapped last week. He has strong feelings about domestication, me, and the horse 1 rode in on.

Image: an adorably grumpy Siamese cat being held upside down on a pair of crossed legs and glaring up
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 16/09/2026
Data will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran's tour.
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 05/09/2026
I'll bet that seat doesn't even recline
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 03/09/2026
Mosquito catch no dead corners.
Alt text: Screenshot of an AliExpress product page for an electric mosquito killer lamp. The main image shows a gray cylindrical bug zapper glowing pink and purple, with a mosquito flying toward the circular opening. Text on the image reads, “Four-dimensional mosquito attracting aperture” and “Mosquito catch no dead corners,” with claims of a 365 nm ultraviolet light band, 180° surround light glow, and 15 m mosquito lure distance.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING : Chinese Premier Xi Jinping rushed to hospital with erection that has lasted over four hours
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Trump’s war on Iran is rapidly draining US navy budget, documents and interviews reveal
Exclusive: Experts and former officials say accounts are running dry, and funding a war with no clear endgame is the main challenge
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s cool seeing Taylor Lorenz do a Glenn Greenwald in real time
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Since the 1980s, you say?
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Max Woolf @minimaxir.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
actual lol
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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anthony Adams rubbing hands
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hi, destroyer expert here! This is not funny, DDGs only do this when they're in extreme distress
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 08/08/2026
I'm cutting USB A out of my life.
A black Philips Norelco 2000 Series electric shaver lies on a wooden workbench, its cord connected by red and black leads to a bench power supply displaying 5.00 volts, 0.46 amps, and 2.345 watts.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Jettelly @jettelly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Check out this old-school visual trick used in Kriegsfront Tactics to fake motion blur on helicopter blades! 🚁 By Kris Antoni. www.reddit.com/r/IndieDev/c... #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Overnight Oats are an easy way to start your day with something cold and clammy, a textural nightmare, a sensory prop labeled "iced brains" in a haunted house
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/07/2026
the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 23/07/2026
This scene better be in Doomsday
FOOL! DOCTOR DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES!
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I think I’ve told this story before but if so well here it is again.
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 18/07/2026
A cab driver wins the lottery and discovers true love at a destination resort.
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 18/07/2026
Tonight’s episode was fun
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Number 685: a manga publisher whose flagship work is adapting Reba McEntire songs and putting them into dark science fiction dystopias
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ahh crap. This is a sad one. Brilliant actor, good bloke. 7news.com.au/entertainmen...
7news.com.au
Beloved actor and Jurassic Park star Sam Neill dies aged 78
Neill only recently revealed he was living cancer free with his family saying the loss was ‘sudden and unexpected’.
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Stockton Rush inside the Titan Submersible showing off the Xbox controller with the pausa de hidratación logo
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 09/07/2026
Opened as a Holiday Inn, closed as the Mountain View Lodge. Sitting abandoned since 2015. Located in Corbin, Kentucky. Sources 1 + 2 www.tumblr.com/deadmotelsus...
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 09/07/2026
oh, yes please.-7-44444444444444444444444 Tom the kitten says hi, too.
"Platner" in muted text & tags
Expired with the option to Renew
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 09/07/2026
I'm heartened to see things finally going so poorly for him.
Screenshot of poh lit icko article with a very sweaty Platner peering through the most home depo unpainted ass door you've ever seen.

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Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner looks through the door before walking out for his town hall at the Elks Lodge 188 in Portland, Main, on June 7, 2026. | Laura Brett/G*tty Images
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Generational pull
Three panel comic. A man sits on the couch with his dog. In front of him on the coffee table is a plate of crackers. The man is opening a tin of sardines. Panel 2: the man stares in complete awe at whatever is inside the open sardine tin. Panel 3: screenshot of a page on eBay selling the contents of the tin, listed as Sardine Michael Jackson - Dangerous Era (RARE). There is a sample image of the item, which literally is a sardine in the exact shape of a headshot/bust of Michael Jackson from a photoshoot promoting his 1991 album, Dangerous. It’s listed in mint condition and the starting bid is $1000.
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 08/07/2026
@home-assistant.io, bad AI product images are worse than no product image :(
@home-assistant.io product page for the Zigbee or Thread ZBT-2 radio. There are three different designs pictured in front of two renderings of the same sad house plant.
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Baudrillard spinning in his grave so fast he torpedoes out of the hillside and remains airborne, lasers shooting out of his eyes with such force earth is cleanly cut in two
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 04/07/2026
I knew it was too good to be true. Unless your temperature swings 20º every 15 minutes you'll never get the advertised polling rate. If it does, you have other problems.
Aeotec picture of a white squircle in front of a squash
"2 year battery life"
"Fresh data measurements every 15 minutes"
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mary Dohrmann & I re: our Client Davey Hearn “Davey Hearn is innocent. These charges are outrageous and should be alarming to every American. This indictment reflects the administration’s effort to shift blame for their own failures.” Full statement 🔗👇
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COUNSEL FOR OLYMPIAN DAVEY HEARN CONDEMN HIS INDICTMENT BY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
In response to the indictment of Davey Hearn, counsel for the Olympian, including Amb. Norm Eisen (ret.), co-founder and
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Ryan Anderson @ryan.doesthings.online · 28/06/2026
Computers are going to be crazy fast by the time we can afford them again.
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