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David

@georgeordavid.bsky.social
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Dad, Utahn, demsoc adjacent.

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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again the reason the Covid-era Expanded Child tax credit and proposals like Mitt Romney's to make it permanent didn't stick is because children can't vote and parents of young children are a tiny voting block. So when it didn't happen there was almost zero pushback in media or activist groups.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We taught our daughter to say "no thank you" at an early age as an alternative to screaming no and tantrums. She quickly learned to use it to try and avoid bedtime, getting in the car, and sharing toys.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is Facebook-level posting. "Too many chemicals. Because of hormone." is typical vague posting. The ban on American milk has much more to do with cow health than it does human health risk. The cake thing is hyperbole based off a single tax case.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ShoeOnHead is basically millennial Bill Maher. Top priorities are being a reactionary atheist who hates the mainstream because it's cringe. When confronted on bad opinions they both react with edgy humor.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In my college days the big thing was an ePortfolio on a personal site showing off your big assignments on the web. Or as I ended up calling it, the plagiarism machine. I had two instances of another student stealing my work from the internet and claiming it as her own. Stupidest idea ever.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Things that are better in every way than what they replaced, yet people complain about bc of nostalgia: Buying movie tickets online. Self-checkouts. Fast food ordering through an app. Keyless ignition in vehicles. Wireless earbuds.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think he is confusing vaccines with how foie gras is made.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The correct deep fried potato ranking: Low Quality cook rank: Tot Belgian Curly Standard single fry Wedge Chips (American) Crinkle Steak Shoestring Waffle High quality cook rank: Belgian Curly Steak Chips (American) Waffle Wedge Crinkle Tot Standard single fry Shoestring
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
red pikmin should be rinsed and then soaked in warm water for several hours until soft. you can save the water for braising. yellow pikmin are best used for fast, high heat stir-fries. blue pikmin can be served raw after a quick rinse. purple pikmin should be kept intact to slowly absorb seasoning
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The average Republican never thinks about any of this. They're too busy watching "triggered lib" videos, pro cop propaganda, and gun reviews. They believe the Democratic party is the gay woman party and the GOP is the alpha chad party.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It is a crime that Wishbone is becoming lost media. Magic School Bus and freaking Teletubbies got reboots. Bring back the dog!
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I lost it at "Ring guy faces off against card guy". Like I'm supposed to remember or care about either of these characters. 😂
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hot take: The traditional Mormon marriage rocks because it has no personal vows, limits the attendance to under 50 people, and keeps the ceremony to 15 minutes. Short remarks, relatively short "vow", and short congratulations on the way out. Only thing better is probably eloping at courthouse.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
He's actually describing why it's a racket, but putting the benefit on the wrong party. Insurance companies love this broken system.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Common people @uncommonpeople.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Whatever you do, don't let him sit on a wall! He's very hard to put back together, if he were to fall down.
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PMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
they should try having a cuisine that's anything other than (admittedly excellent) pastries, elaborate bird tortures, and "meh, add more butter and it'll be fine"
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Genuinely funny seeing the Euros get so mad at this. Of course Europe has good food, but the lack of Mexican/Latin food is depressing over there. If you think Pace is a sorry excuse for salsa try any of their hilarious attempts.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 04/06/2026
The hand is labour. Elmo is capital.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yes. The pattern is that when the real Trump starts to falter or do something that would result in lowering his popularity, they substitute a fake, imaginary Trump into their news stories who is acting rationally and normally, inventing rationales for his actions that he himself won't articulate
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
To MAGA, masculinity only means the toxic and evil parts: exploitation, pissing contests, and general assholery. They care nothing about honest hard work, chivalry, providing for a family, liking women, or protecting the vulnerable.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."
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🔞 Z.K. Fae 🔞 @zkfae.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Eternally relevant:
Screencap of a bsky post by Branson Reese that reads:

"You're in a leftwing echo chamber" Man, I live in
America. No I'm not.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I am really struggling to see the line between merchandise security at Home Depot and Medicare fraud. Two things that happen in completely separate circles from each other.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Screen time isn't the problem. The content on the screens is. The exception to this is reading books to your kids which should always be physical books.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hello I am the president of a country whose economy depends on consumer spending. My two major initiatives so far have been a sales tax on everything and then a war that sent all prices skyrocketing
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Trying to sell FICA payroll taxes to the American public in our day would be impossible. And certain online leftists would be some of the loudest opponents.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/05/2026
we're seeing if grogu's entire body can fit inside the gom jabbar box
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Heath Ledger, Alan Tudyk, and Paul Bettany in the same film. One of the best needle drops in all of cinema. Just a bunch of goofs being goobers the whole time. 10/10 film.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I say we rebrand this as Doordash Populism. You could go get your own burrito from the place next door, but it sounds better if you could have a free burrito taxi from across town.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I was watching a review of the new Steam Controller from a very big channel. They complained about the screw holes being too big and obvious. That's good! I want to know how to take apart my controller!
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I used to be good at Computer. Now Computer thinks it is good at me. But it actually isn’t??????
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Since when is joining the Armed Forces about personal freedom and bodily autonomy? The whole thing is you voluntarily sign away your personal freedom to be a tool for the government.
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Setsune Wave @setsune.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
One of my proudest pieces, "Isometric Exercise"
Steamed Hams but it's Isometric Exercise, a voxel scene recreation from The Simpsons featuring the titular moment with Superintendent Chalmers walking in on Principal Seymour Skinner, with "steam" smoke rising from the burning roast in his oven. Seymour was caught climbing out of a window toward a Krusty Burger, so he's pretending to stretch his calves instead. Chalmers is standing with his hands on his hips disbelievingly. The scene is angled as if an isometric view in a video game.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2026
war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/03/2026
after a few playthroughs of slay the spire 2, i'm ready to call it: we have another Good video game. this brings the total number of Good video games in the world to two, joining the original slay the spire
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Goodbye world. Hello Spire.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Yet another reason to tax billionaires out of existence. That much wealth and notoriety inhibits their right to a fair trial.
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If this is what raw milk and ferments do for you I think I'll take a chance with the autism.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
10/10 convenience 9/10 cleaning 0/10 for safety - will break your toes at 3 AM.
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Again, it really all depends what you are hyping when you talk AI. It's a buzzword. GenAI is not AGI. Machine learning is cool and has been improving things on the edges for decades now. For the cost, is it actually better than other search functions and spreadsheets?
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David @georgeordavid.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Anyone ever thought about how weird getting your first teeth must be. Like, you're just chilling as a baby and one day there's just bones in your mouth????
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity
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