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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 9h
Born too late to have a practical use for this baby.
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 18/02/2025
Mahjong Wizard
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The type of thing I've been on lately
Chicken tikkaEgg fried riceDahlCongee with marinated eggplant
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This morning I imagined a late night TV commercial for a compilation CD called "Wife Sounds"
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tryjng to imagine what my life would be like if I got 600 million dollars for being fired
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Americans are running out of reasons to live
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When someone tells you they buy pasteurized milk
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
>One A Day gummy vitamins >check nutritional info >Serving Size: 2 gummies
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026
A meme (not mine!!!) in which the guys from the Sopranos suffer the linguistic fall of humanity after the Tower of Babel incident
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's the point of having a billion dollars if you look like shit and can't speak in complete sentences
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump in furiten: the embattled president struggles to create a valid hand as mid term elections draw near.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HOPE (2026)
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re just normal men
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What if his name was Mitch McKongell and he was in the DK crew
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brazenly ripping off The Matrix opening credit sequence in 2001 You know he was going beast mode
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Doctors offices when you ask them to fill prescriptions
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Incredible headline here (among other things)
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Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Let me guess... the body's gonna keep the score?" "Oh yeah." "And the resulting trauma will take years of physical and behavioral therapy to fully unpack." "Most likely." "Bring. It. On."
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let's all kill ourselves. Consensually, non-violently, and in accordance with Bluesky moderation policies, of course.
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every prosecutor in the country when they can’t use illegal wiretapping and rap lyrics as evidence
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagining being Tatsuya Nakadai, one of the most handsome actors in Japanese Cinema, and seeing my face on the top left of the poster and being like ahhhh. huh. so that's what we're going with. ok. no I don't want a copy but thank you.
a poster for Yojimbo, mifune is slashing around. Nakadai si making a weird face
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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molly mary o'brien @missmollymary.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
movies used to be named things like KLUTE
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Poison Apples in all major cities of Cyrodiil have been recalled for "unspecified reasons".
Rfk jr innitPoison Apples from oblivion innit
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☆kauloversace @kauloversace.moe · 10/07/2026
homunculus use case homunculus purpose what to do with my homunculus homunculus manual homunculus starter guide can you resell your homunculus
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the kid from Come And See lookin' real fucked up having experienced trauma and theres a dlss on watermark on the bottom right
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One trillion dollars and 13 years of dev time vs hikkomori who really likes animating textiles
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Science shows us what these great actors might look like in 100 years 😮
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tim curry was a legend. every performance of his was (slowly realizing that the only thing i really knew him from was the wild thornberrys) smashing
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me for 10,000th time: I am a THERIAN. That means animal on the INSIDE, human on the OUTSIDE. The literal OPPOSITE of a furry. My bigot grandson: ok boomer
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hotcyder @hotcyder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The power couple of corporate complicity with the IDF
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