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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Steven Universe honestly whipped as a show. it’s so funny how mad so many people got specifically because it was baby’s first toxic yuri and people would be like wtf… why are all these lesbians being so toxic to each other… they were doing such insane shit to each other it ruled
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin read Little Women to the elderly. He pets a cat. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In 6th grade I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, then wrote a 4 page book report on how much its writing sucks compared to Final Fantasy Tactics.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Lisa DeBruine @debruine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 28/07/2026
Discovering new levels of LinkedIness
Screenshot of a LinkedIn post announcing a promotion at Bank of America. The author’s name and profile details are blacked out. 

The post reads:

“I am truly grateful for the opportunity to step into this new role as Assistant Manager. This achievement is a reflection of the hard work, dedication, and support that have been part of my journey. I am excited to continue learning, growing, and leading by example while supporting my team and making a positive impact on our clients and our community. I look forward to this next chapter and everything we will accomplish together. Bank of America”

Below is a red, white, and navy promotional graphic featuring a young man in a dark suit and tie. Large text reads: “Bank of America. Proud to announce. I have been promoted to Assistant Manager at Bank of America.” A quote at the bottom says: “Grateful for the opportunity. Committed to the team. Focused on making an impact.”
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 10/07/2026
Found it
A chalk drawing presumably done by a child. The image is of Vegeta and written next to him are the words: “his name is Vegeta look him up he is so cool.”
Most importantly, the artist could not fit “vegeta” on one line. So the last a in his name sits beneath the t, like “veget break a”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Journalist logs into Twitter”
Image shows a Pink Guy performing a high jump. He easily sails over a tall barrier that says “Racism, Nazis, Homophobia, CSAM and Bigotry”. He smiles and waves at the reader.

Panel 2 is titled “Journalist logs into BlueSky”
The Pink Guy is doing the high jump again, however, this time, a much smaller barrier just says “Smugness”. The Pink Guy is clinging to the barrier, trying to hook his leg over it. He yells “Hnnngh I CAN’T GET OVER IT”
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
my feed today: apple: it’s fucking over microsoft: it’s fucking over supreme court: it’s fucking over video game devs: it’s fucking over Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Facts.
Four frame comics. Every frame shows a crowd holding rainbow and trans flags, and features one sign. In the first, it reads : If you aren't willing to accept a trans or queer child, don't have kids. In the second : HRT is older than : Viagra, Lasik, heart transplant. Stop calling it "experimental." The third : More people regret getting a Harry Potter tattoo than gender-affirming care. The fourth : If gender is biological, why does it need a police state to enforce it?
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RotoscopedDandy @rotoscopeddandy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just watched #ToyStory5
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. 

Magic!

Goodnight.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight
Smash JT *
@SmashJT
X.com
This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling
Trans.
They know what they're doing.
Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional.
I will not be gaslit.
HALO
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.
An owl handler I met (although not the one in my anecdote) with his beautiful owl.
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La Kolera Doktoro @reddebrek.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is what most chest thumping nats don't ubderstand "foreign aid" isn't charity, its a hard nosed calculation that 10 bucks soent today over there saves 500 here tomorrow.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 04/06/2026
After seeing the reaction to Laufey I am convinced that most of the people posting online would not have survived MGS2.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A man instructs his young child "get in your giant robot mother." The man shakes his fist at the giant robot mother and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The robot mother fights a kaiju labelled 'your feelings.' A man watching this says "this is the greatest TV show I've ever seen."
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think if Guillermo del Toro subtweeted me I would walk into the ocean immediately
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La Femme Vegeta @graveyardslug.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 19/05/2026
NEW COMIC: Powering Up 🔥
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RotoscopedDandy @rotoscopeddandy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is just the right size and very comfy. It’s maybe a bit bigger than a Switch 2 Pro controller. #SteamController
Steam Controller boxSteam Controller box opened with controller and puck insideSteam Controller being held by an adult male’s right hand
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OSW Review 🤼 @oswreview.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
RIP BARRY BLAUSTEIN (72) Barry directed Beyond The Mat, the beloved & iconic fly-on-the-wall style wrestling docu. SO many iconic quotes, "He's gonna puke!", "I'm not booked!" and helping Mick Foley's career. Thank u 💚 Barry Blaustein Beyond the Mat retrospective: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc9q...
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MattBodega @mattbodega.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Guy who gets mad that Gen Z doesn’t appreciate Strong Bad Emails
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.
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Amy Rae Hill @amyraehill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well well well looks like those art degrees aren't so useless after all
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/05/2026
Starting to see Gen-X “drink from the hose” posts about millennials. No.
Elder Millenials Defined:
• Currently 37-44
• Do not feel "old"
• Survived dial-up internet, 3 layers of lace camis, cut-off jean waistbands, and tanning beds
• Remembers every song lyric from 1998 but can't remember why we walked into the kitchen
• Does not hesitate to get gangsta when necessary
• Raised on TGIF and Oregon Trail
• Runs on coffee, ibuprofen, anxiety, and ambition
• Have zero effs left to give
• Slightly unhinged but still unstoppable

Batman: THIS IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY.
WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT.
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RotoscopedDandy @rotoscopeddandy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Money isn’t real I guess
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is not wrong.
dhuartson:

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby.  That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is why the democrats are almost as unpopular as Trump
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
what a glorious time capsule of this broken moment we are in
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