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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 22h
episode 066
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14h
the best part of Mindhunter was when he said 'IT'S MINDHUNTIN' TIME' and mindhunted all over those guys
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Howling Techie @howlingtechie.bsky.social · 19h
Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.
A screenshot of season 18, episode 1 of Shark Tank, showing two men pitching a company named "Ball 2".
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 14h
really excited for this one
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
digger
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“I just made Elmer Fudd shoot himself in the face”-ass grin.
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toni @rodeotownticket.bsky.social · 20h
Look how cute my cat is
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toni @rodeotownticket.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sleepie
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now Grogu is there. He is the fifth Girl.
The cast of Girls with Grogu
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toni @rodeotownticket.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He could be the new Airbud
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toni @rodeotownticket.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Get this boy on a basketball team
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
obsessed with this image that's only used in the irish wikipedia article
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/10/2026
Elon Musk is the case for accessible available abortions
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 12,19946
P1- NANCY WANTS TO GO OUTSIDE TO ROLLER SKATING 
NANCY :  AUNT FRITZI-- MAY I GO SKATING?
FRITZI: NO -- YOU WERE BAD THIS MORNING
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NANCY: BUT I WAS GOOD THIS AFTERNOON
FRITZI : THAT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE 
P3- NANCY IS SITTING AND THINKING TO HERSELF 
NANCY: THAT'S NOT FAIR---I WAS GOOD FOR HALF A DAY
P4- NANCY GOES ROLLER SKATING ANYWAYS, BUT SHE IS ONLY WEARING ONE ROLLER SKATE
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shane Gillis moved to Austin, TX so his commute to suck on Joe Rogan's ballsack would be shorter and now he complains constantly about hating living in Texas but he can't move because of the aforementioned ball-sucking career he opted himself into
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
someone made this with snoopy
snoopy showing the steps to making a martini
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NJPW professional wrestler El Desperado leaping in the air and hitting Andreza Giant Panda with a guitar
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
rescued baby eastern gray squirrel being fed using a syringe
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pure delight. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 
Black-and-white photo of a light skinned child wearing overalls and dark leather shoes. They are in a dirt yard, leaning forward and watching and delight as two shorthaired black-and-white cats eat something from the ground. 
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/10/2026
interesting—this article in the washington ghost claims the reason halloween isn’t scary anymore is because this latest clutch of zombies were all raised with too much screamtime
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet, Lithography, 2000.
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YogiKitty @cynthiacozz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HURRAY I think I hear rain #caturday
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mural unveiling was a wild success
A dog with a comical underbite in front or a mural with a Luna moth dip and  Polyphemus moth
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Sam Biddle @sambiddle.com · 11/10/2026
one of the better YouTube thumbnails I've been served up lately
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Carrie Fisher — Manhattan (1980) 📷 by Douglas Kirkland
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I get that not everyone understands that baking is a precise science but surely, surely there is no way you genuinely thought you could replace the sugar in your cake with "calorie free cofee sweetener tablets" and blame it on the recipe being bad
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Tried making a cake...

I tried making a Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, and this was supposed to be the base for it.
It was even supposed to be a bit on the healthier side, so I substituted the sugar for a 1200 pill pack of those calorie free cofee sweetener tablets.
It was in the oven for maybe 7 minutes at the reccomended temperature and turned out like this.
Did this happen because 1 misread 2 tea spoons of baking soda for 2 table spoons or was I just unlucky and used a bad recepie?
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cheeres to my catte. What a lovelye litel guy. The sweeteste dude.
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Biddy Blass's head semi-convincingly shooped over the top of the VERT hot IMDB photo (in the quoted post) of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Two cool ladies and a small pal. Photo from my collection, ca. 1930s.
A black and white photo of two “tomboyish” looking women with their arms slung around each other, one of them holding a kitten. They're outside and wearing work clothes.
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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toni @rodeotownticket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stretchyyyyy
Grey and white cat sitting in his little bed stretching out his neck. He looks so cute.
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe a UFO's not the escape. Try tuning to the right frequency first
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time!
Orange and white kitten
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ned’s rockin this look
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Thinking again about the defunct all-salad bar and soup bar Atlanta regional chain restaurant Lettuce Souprise You.
A brick storefront in a strip mall surmounted by a large sign reading Lettuce Souprise You, wherein the "tt" in lettuce is rendered as two carrots.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 09/10/2026
Nah dog. we ain't having this dog
Alexander skarsgaard wearing upsetting see through dress shoes
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
’90s Ghost Hard to Take Seriously in JNCOs thehardtimes.net/culture/90s-...
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’90s Ghost Hard to Take Seriously in JNCOs
FENTON, Mo. — Local man Jason Miller is struggling to take the ghost haunting his home seriously after discovering the apparition wears... Continue this tale
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toni @rodeotownticket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oui oui!!!!!
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toni @rodeotownticket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cymric approaches
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nobel Prize committee needs to hire the giant man from the Pro Football Hall of Fame to ambush winners at their homes to personally deliver the news like an episode of Punk’d.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone add twin peaks music to this lol
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