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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“How can you make fun of someone right after they died?” Me:

A screenshot from Starship Troopers of Michael Ironside’s character saying “I’d expect anyone in this unit to do the same for me.”

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Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Y’know what, I did actually have this on my bingo card for 2026.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.

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Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Mushrooms. I’ve tried, y’all, I really did.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.

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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

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Kail @vivotranquil0.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Just when you thought you'd seen it all

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Deists believe in a remote estranged creator who lets events naturally unfold; positing god as a dispassionate witness to humanity’s suffering. But what's the difference between that kind of god and no god at all? Kid Selling Lemonade:

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 10/05/2026

Happy disassociation day to my fellow mother trauma-havers. Great job surviving. Be nice to yourself today.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

John Brown, no beard, arms crossed, looking intense as hell like usual

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Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The Avalanche have as many goals as the Habs had shots today lmao

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Round One was a work of art 🖼️

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant: At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre. Everything in this cult can be traced back to that. (thread)

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Sean O'Connor @seanoconnor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I actually root for bad things to happen to nazis.

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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Not remotely low enough.

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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

bedtime mindfulness routine
staring at super bright phone screen

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Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

A reminder that facial recognition tech is bad and should be banned folks.

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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The Lumberyard, now featuring hardware 🏆

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

Avasarala from the Expanse with a speech bubble to a tweet insulting the Martian eclipse and saying it was another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe

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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I lol'd at this.😆

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

They put a warning label on rap albums.

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Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Moving sucks with legos and begs the question: Do I start all over or try to find and replace the pieces?

The Lego Batwing, partially in pieces on the floor.

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Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Yeeeaaahhh I need to get offline and paint I think.

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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

One inch to the right and that bullet could have saved so so many lives

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i gotta apologize to every bad sci fi/video game writer out there. reality is stupider than anything you've ever written

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Sliding a $20 into the collection basket like it’s a bribe to God to make it happen

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Joe Sondow @joesondow.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Heads up GitHub users. You have less than a month left to opt out of "Allow GitHub to use my data for AI model training". "On April 24 we'll start using GitHub Copilot interaction data for AI model training unless you opt out." github.com/settings/cop...

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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

So Josh… do we have an unlimited spending limit?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating them

closeup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap

the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up

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SportsLogos.Net @sportslogos.net · 27/03/2026

🌸 The Washington Wizards are bringing back their Cherry Blossom City Edition uniforms for 2026–27. It's pink with a cherry blossom dotting the "i" in "Washington." Includes a pink-to-blue side fade inspired by the Tidal Basin. Full breakdown: news.sportslogos.net/2026/03/27/w... #NBA

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Washington Wizards’ Cherry Blossom City Edition Uniforms Will Be Back In Bloom Next Season

As Washington D.C.’s iconic cherry blossoms reached peak bloom, the Washington Wizards announced this week they will revive their 2022-23 City Edition uniforms for next season. The uniforms are…

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AblativMeatshld @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Remember: You're too old to be praying on the downfall of people you don't like. You're old enough now to be directly involved yourself.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2026

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Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Pennsylvanians: Boy I hope this Shapiro guy we elected as Governor will bring us a higher minimum wage and better ghost gun control.l like he campaigned on. Gov: Shapiro:

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/03/2026

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

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