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Rob Smith

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Just this guy, you know? Buffalo, NY....

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 18h
No joke... these peoples ideal really is Solaria from Asimov's Foundation series
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 18h
No joke... these peoples ideal really is Solaria from Asimov's Foundation series
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
to me this is what a tolerant and open society is
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol
With Talarico now the slight favorite in the race, national Republicans have flooded Texas' airwaves with commercials to save Paxton's flagging campaign. That makes sense. Any Texan who has turned on the TV in the past few weeks already knows that Talarico is "for they/them" and seen the ad where a Latino boy gets hit with a Transgenderification Beam and turns into a beautiful woman. But much of the nation was confused about why they, non-Texans, were seeing this stuff while trying to watch the Philadelphia Eagles-Los Angeles Rams game on Sunday.
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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Super bizarre to me that Nixon and Biden have nearly identical numbers. Clear indication of just how broken people's brains have become.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
This guy just kind of being erased from popular US political history is still wild to me.
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Disgraced former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84
The Illinois Republican, the longest-serving GOP speaker in U.S. history, was sentenced to 15 months in prison after leaving Congress for scheming to cover up child molestation accusations.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 05/10/2026
ok i did what needed to be done for this situation
black and white map of brazil with a face on it. the face is anguished. the nation of brazil is stabbing itself with two knives. oh and the southern tip is wearing a speedo
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People making jokes on here that in 2032 America will one up Brazil by electing Don Jr.... but the jokes on them.... it'll actually be Eric.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if he said “hands off our Smurfing vote” like he was a Smurf?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
watching some replays of the us/mexico “friendly” last night and the red card is so funny I get why they do it, you basically have to exaggerate all contact, but the “my cheek! I’ve been shot!” collapse from Berhalter after the slap is sending me
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rare you get live visuals of state capture.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 01/10/2026
Angie Nixon absolutely laying into JD Vance on this website and then dropping as an aside that lower property insurance is very important to her... look, I hope she wins and she should say whatever she needs to, but Lyndon Fucking Johnson couldn't save the insurance market in Florida at this point
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gotta admit it’s really funny all this is happening as soon as the one guy who made Manchester his entire deal became Prime Minister
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have come to the conclusion that I only maintain a LinkedIn account to have the ability to look at acquaintances work paths and walk away satisfied with my life decisions.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the exact opposite of the 1980s/1990s nerd "people need to stop referring to X as Y" thing and somehow more repulsive simultaneously
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Soooo many memes going around equating MAGA to communism & socialism that it's hard to imagine it being anything other than a psy-op
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s like if you had a movie about the Predator and it periodically cut away from Arnold to a high school teacher going “wow, all of this is pretty interesting”
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was talking about this with my partner last night - we do actually live in a time where "charts" do not mean all that much. This is one thing in which the internet still remains a progressively individualising force which allows us to curate our engagement with culture.
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Megan 🦬 @buffalohippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried.
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
.....bring water to a vapid boil. Reduce heat, cry.
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Lexi Koren @lexikoren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Men will literally pressure their female co-workers into “networking” sex parties instead of going to therapy to get over the crippling anxiety that is preventing them from checking out the swingers scene.
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"No not like Bez.... Nothing like fucking fucking Bez"
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 26/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/numb...
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone is going to have to explain furries to journalists again.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
once again i am convinced byung-chul han was right about online and that the more we "connect" online, the less able we are to actually understanding what other people are saying
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026
Anyway Judge McMahon's answer is "well if there's a problem, you fucking call me and give your shitty frivolous opinion to my face right then and there."
ORDER CONCERNING FREEMAN'S DEPOSITION
McMahon, J.:
My order requires no clarification. It is perfectly clear. Counsel for Ms. Freeman do not
get to set the rules.
Ms. Freeman will answer EVERY question that is put to her - whether or not the question
was asked previously.
If Ms. Freeman asserts attorney client privilege with respect to a question that was not
previously asked, you are to call my chambers immediately to obtain a ruling. If I have to rule on more than one frivolous attorney client privilege objection, there will be consequences, in the form of sanctions, adverse inferences, referrals to the court's Grievance
Committee with the possible revocation of pro hac vice admission to practice or admission to the Bar of this Court, and the possibility of a civil contempt holding. Please understand — this is not an idle threat. I am tired of this. I do not believe that Ms. Freeman's counsel is acting in good faith and I will not stand for being jerked around - and I am indeed being jerked around — in this
manner by any lawyer who practices before me.
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, GenX followers.... it is in fact that Kennedy
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
American conservatism may not be the absolute worst strain of conservatism in history, but it has to be the most intellectually bankrupt. “We ripped up all the established norms and now the new world is scary and different!” Wow, if only there was an ideology dedicated to conserving the old ways.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
a restaurant called Spicy Memory
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The millions of people who have health insurance and barely use it have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever...
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 23/09/2026
If you wear the seat belt would you ever want to get into an accident? The answer is yes.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Just go to therapy, bro.
DAVID JIANG, COFOUNDER and CEO of smart glasses company Viture, tells me about how he used to yell at his kid.

His 10-year-old son played tennis. During tournaments, Jiang says he had a habit of shouting and criticizing his son’s mistakes as he played. He wanted to apply pressure to make him succeed—it was the way he’d been taught to raise kids, after all. It made sense.

But then, unprompted, his smart glasses sent him a message. The AI assistant in his company’s newest wearable had picked up on what he was doing, recognized that his behavior wasn’t helpful, and messaged him about what he should do differently. Stop shouting. Stop criticizing. Just be there, be present, and show that you support your son. That worked, Jiang says, and being called out like that has supposedly made him a better father and improved the relationship with his kid, all thanks to his yet-to-be-released Vonder AI glasses.
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains
A picture of Steve Martin and John Candy, a car burning in the background, from the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
very few can pull off the bolo-bow-ascot tie like pedro can tbh
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ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca · 22/09/2026
they saw you from across the bar and liked your vibes: what do you do
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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you bundle Trump Tv with Disney+ the cost is almost 50% less than if you only got Disney+
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
I'm of two minds about this information
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A random Election Twitter kid born in 2007 was apparently the Marquette County GOP chair 💀💀
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