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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 21h

No joke... these peoples ideal really is Solaria from Asimov's Foundation series

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 21h

No joke... these peoples ideal really is Solaria from Asimov's Foundation series

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

to me this is what a tolerant and open society is

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dude definitely created an AI agent to manage his relationship with his AI girlfriend.

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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Biden Great to Nearly Great 18-30 27% 31-44 15% 45-64 19% 65+ 22% Identify as Rep 5% People talk about Gen X but there is something odd going on with Millennials as well

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you dig into the survey results, Nixon's numbers are insanely bizarre. The breakdown of who responded Great or Nearly Great by age: 18-30 12% 31-44 20% 45-64 15% 65+ 9% Identify as Dem 9%

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The two realities timelines diverged August 9th 1974....

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Super bizarre to me that Nixon and Biden have nearly identical numbers. Clear indication of just how broken people's brains have become.

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 05/10/2026

ok i did what needed to be done for this situation

black and white map of brazil with a face on it. the face is anguished. the nation of brazil is stabbing itself with two knives. oh and the southern tip is wearing a speedo

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Things can and will always get stupider....

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

People making jokes on here that in 2032 America will one up Brazil by electing Don Jr.... but the jokes on them.... it'll actually be Eric.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What if he said “hands off our Smurfing vote” like he was a Smurf?

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026

how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead

tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026

watching some replays of the us/mexico “friendly” last night and the red card is so funny I get why they do it, you basically have to exaggerate all contact, but the “my cheek! I’ve been shot!” collapse from Berhalter after the slap is sending me

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rare you get live visuals of state capture.

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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 01/10/2026

Angie Nixon absolutely laying into JD Vance on this website and then dropping as an aside that lower property insurance is very important to her... look, I hope she wins and she should say whatever she needs to, but Lyndon Fucking Johnson couldn't save the insurance market in Florida at this point

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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

gotta admit it’s really funny all this is happening as soon as the one guy who made Manchester his entire deal became Prime Minister

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All of the words... And then you notice they're a Lakers fan living inside a painting....

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"I learned it by watching you" because it always rang true where as.....

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have come to the conclusion that I only maintain a LinkedIn account to have the ability to look at acquaintances work paths and walk away satisfied with my life decisions.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is the exact opposite of the 1980s/1990s nerd "people need to stop referring to X as Y" thing and somehow more repulsive simultaneously

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*holds hand to ear piece* I am being informed that no it is actually not a psy-op.... Americans are really that ignorant

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Soooo many memes going around equating MAGA to communism & socialism that it's hard to imagine it being anything other than a psy-op

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.

Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bet this was patented by an ER nurse

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think an argument can be made for either New Jersey franchise...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s like if you had a movie about the Predator and it periodically cut away from Arnold to a high school teacher going “wow, all of this is pretty interesting”

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Being an optimist and believing the 500 like are for "Musk ruined it for me."

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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was talking about this with my partner last night - we do actually live in a time where "charts" do not mean all that much. This is one thing in which the internet still remains a progressively individualising force which allows us to curate our engagement with culture.

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

.....bring water to a vapid boil. Reduce heat, cry.

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Lexi Koren @lexikoren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Men will literally pressure their female co-workers into “networking” sex parties instead of going to therapy to get over the crippling anxiety that is preventing them from checking out the swingers scene.

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"No not like Bez.... Nothing like fucking fucking Bez"

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 26/09/2026

bsky.app/profile/numb...

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you want easy access to downtown Brooklyn, Williamsburg and Midtown, I like Hotel Indigo in the Lower Eastside

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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someone is going to have to explain furries to journalists again.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

once again i am convinced byung-chul han was right about online and that the more we "connect" online, the less able we are to actually understanding what other people are saying

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026

Anyway Judge McMahon's answer is "well if there's a problem, you fucking call me and give your shitty frivolous opinion to my face right then and there."

ORDER CONCERNING FREEMAN'S DEPOSITION
McMahon, J.:
My order requires no clarification. It is perfectly clear. Counsel for Ms. Freeman do not
get to set the rules.
Ms. Freeman will answer EVERY question that is put to her - whether or not the question
was asked previously.
If Ms. Freeman asserts attorney client privilege with respect to a question that was not
previously asked, you are to call my chambers immediately to obtain a ruling. If I have to rule on more than one frivolous attorney client privilege objection, there will be consequences, in the form of sanctions, adverse inferences, referrals to the court's Grievance
Committee with the possible revocation of pro hac vice admission to practice or admission to the Bar of this Court, and the possibility of a civil contempt holding. Please understand — this is not an idle threat. I am tired of this. I do not believe that Ms. Freeman's counsel is acting in good faith and I will not stand for being jerked around - and I am indeed being jerked around — in this
manner by any lawyer who practices before me.

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