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Rob Sarvis

@robsarvis.bsky.social
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Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻 Citizen of Terra Incognita

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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Walmart always sends me emails asking me to post online reviews of the groceries that I ordered. What do they expect? This can of French cut green beans reminds me of that summer that I spent cycling across Provence. The passions ran wild, but pale in comparison to what’s inside this can.
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember how chill things were in the 80s? People would just let the Fraggles play ya know?
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Séamas Aloysius @seamusaloysius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Capital One: what's in your wallet? Me: old receipts and 47 cents. Stop asking me jfc
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@bugfrog.bsky.social Have you started polishing up your snow shovel?
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My posts are all created by AI. An Idiot
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When something wakes me up from a dead sleep.
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NC Budget & Tax Center @ncbudget.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a bad deal for everyday North Carolinians: the tax amendment would do little to meaningfully lower property tax bills while putting the local services people rely on at risk. Learn more: ncbudget.org/what-95...
graphic showing how $950 million is a conservative estimate of the local revenue that could be lost statewide from a 2% property tax levy limit
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the best midterm metaphor I've seen.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social Look out Tokyo here comes Gorgonzola. #MonsterCheese
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Overture, curtains, lights This is it, you'll hit the heights And oh what heights we’ll hit On with the show this is it #MelBlanc #TheBugsBunnyOverture
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Johnny Utah - Vaya con dios. Director's Commentary - That's surfer for later tater and/or skater.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No Country Bear Jamboree for Old Men
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm going to try to include the phrase, "You could warn them... if only you spoke Hovitos" into more conversations. #RaidersOfTheLostArk
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When the management company wants me to leave a review for my apartment. youtu.be/X1Hsi-mwuGM?...
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I think this building should be condemned
YouTube video by Fetch me a rum
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next up on E! Entertainment television. Keeping up with the DoorDashians. #RealityTV
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"September came in with golden days and silver nights." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King 🎨 Alan Lee
Illustration depicting Rivendell in autumn. There are mountains in the background, a waterfall a d trees with golden foliage.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We will return to our regular scheduled programming after our scheduled 1am sneezing fit.
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the meadow, we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say, "Are you married?" We'll say, "How is that any of your business, we just met. How rude!”
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
D00rdash suggested that a Lemonade 4 Loko would pair well with breakfast. Have they been talking to my therapist?
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is it just me or do you not see children wearing beer and cigarette merchandise to school any more? #GenX #80sLife
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gina: "Terry, juggling isn't hard. That's why the salary for jugglers is so low. Name one rich juggler." #Brooklyn99 #Se05Ep11
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You could have it all. My empire of dirt. T. Reznor approx 1993
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I like your art collection. I assume your cheese doodles?
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have no desire to play tambourine in your one man band. #LouiseThornton #WestWing
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you think if a dog drinks out of a toilet that has a bidet, they have to look out for back wash? #DeepThoughts
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?” -Mark Twain
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social Cha cha cha cheese please #GnRBside
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Axel Rose Snake Dance Concert Performance
Alt: Axel Rose Snake Dance Concert Performance
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why am I getting chilly I say with the bottle of ice water I just slammed still in my hand.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Please repost! Drexel announced that it will close the Academy of Natural Sciences public museum- the oldest nat history museum in the US. There are 2 petitions to support the academy. Please sign both & come to our rally Tues. actionnetwork.org/petitions/pe... www.change.org/p/the-academ...
A poster featuring the T-Rex at the cognitive natural sciences, which says save the Academy natural sciences, museum rally in front of the academy 1900 Ben Franklin Parkway, Tuesday, September 8 10 AM. The T-Rex is saying tell Drexel keep the museum open. There’s an RSVP QR code and then the logos of Philly Science Action Skype scientist In Philly on the bottom.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/09/2026
The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead. Use information from your prescription label to locate the factory and see if the plant has a history of inspection violations.
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Where Was My Generic Prescription Drug Made? - Rx Inspector - ProPublica
The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead. Use information on your prescription label to locate the factory and see inspection reports.
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lisa Simpson hair in morning's A warning from Matt Groening
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FDA warns of "bloody diarrhea." www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
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Frozen berries sold at Walmart recalled in E. coli outbreak. See list
The recall is an expansion of one that was issued last month after an E. coli outbreak began making people sick.
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@handynan.bsky.social Early morning in the low country?
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How to enjoy a staff meeting: 1. Stop listening. 2. Imagine you’re down at Fraggle Rock.
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I took something to help me sleep tonight. Then noticed that it’s 12:30am already. Tomorrow is gonna not gonna be great for tasks that require concentration.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All I want is a cottage in the forest, a vintage copy of Lord of the Rings, a pouring rain, a crackling fire, a whistling kettle on the stove, an emotional support owl, and a basket of freshly-baked cinnamon rolls.
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@jordantyranny.bsky.social Do you ever get to spend a night at the museum and talk to the dinosaurs when they come alive?
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“You don't want to talk about gas prices. You don't want to talk about groceries... You want to bring up all this culture war… It's insane. I'm out here trying to take on the health care crisis and big pharma, and you're asking me about who gets to play what sports.” - Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all of the heavenly glory" #BruceLee
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“The future is already here — it’s just not very evenly distributed.” #WilliamGibson
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every day on social media lately.
Buffy The Vampire Stayer. Willow-Jeez who died. Everyone looks at her. Willow -Oh god. Who died?
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social @borntoeatbacon.com I'm doing your tarot reading. Please tap the deck three times.
A stack of Kraft Singles.
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope launch. www.youtube.com/live/9wq3VHs...
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Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope Launch
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