Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Walmart always sends me emails asking me to post online reviews of the groceries that I ordered. What do they expect? This can of French cut green beans reminds me of that summer that I spent cycling across Provence. The passions ran wild, but pale in comparison to what’s inside this can. 011
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remember how chill things were in the 80s? People would just let the Fraggles play ya know? 020
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Time moves differently in the employment landscape. An hour there is like a week in the real world. 010
Reposted by Rob SarvisTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543304752
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comSygourney Weaver: Nuke From OrbitAlt: Sygourney Weaver: Nuke From Orbit 040
Reposted by Rob Sarvisandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252293442
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What kind of truck? Like a pickup truck or 18 wheeler transport type? 110
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comJurassic Park: Clever Girl!Alt: Jurassic Park: Clever Girl! 020
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That kind of weather speaks to my soul. Or DNA if you want to stay secular. 000
Reposted by Rob Sarviskattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level 919764
Reposted by Rob SarvisPandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Capital One: what's in your wallet? Me: old receipts and 47 cents. Stop asking me jfc 1216
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@bugfrog.bsky.social Have you started polishing up your snow shovel? 120
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Something from the Looney Tunes or Calvin and Hobbes collection perhaps. 110
Reposted by Rob SarvisDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My posts are all created by AI. An Idiot 09628
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They should have sea shanties playing in the background. 000
Reposted by Rob SarvisNC Budget & Tax Center @ncbudget.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is a bad deal for everyday North Carolinians: the tax amendment would do little to meaningfully lower property tax bills while putting the local services people rely on at risk. Learn more: ncbudget.org/what-95... 032
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They will figure it out after they have to step over me where I pass out on the floor. 110
Reposted by Rob SarvisJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is the best midterm metaphor I've seen. 1001709632
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let the bodies hit the cheese. Let the bodies hit the cheese. #DrowningPoolofQueso 110
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ouch. That would burn you pretty badly before you drown. 110
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social Look out Tokyo here comes Gorgonzola. #MonsterCheese 020
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Overture, curtains, lights This is it, you'll hit the heights And oh what heights we’ll hit On with the show this is it #MelBlanc #TheBugsBunnyOverture 010
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Johnny Utah - Vaya con dios. Director's Commentary - That's surfer for later tater and/or skater. 010
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026WD-40 is the preferred lubricant of the Sith. It gets sand out of those hard to reach places, quiets joints, and prevents rust. 010
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026To me it looks like these www.eakringbirds.com/mothimagesla...eakringbirds.comLarge Yellow Underwing Noctua pronuba 150
Reposted by Rob SarvisGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No Country Bear Jamboree for Old Men 210025
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I cut it it some invasive plants and wild cherry trees at my brother’s place and I can swear the birds give me mean looks now. 010
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm going to try to include the phrase, "You could warn them... if only you spoke Hovitos" into more conversations. #RaidersOfTheLostArk 010
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When the management company wants me to leave a review for my apartment. youtu.be/X1Hsi-mwuGM?...youtu.beI think this building should be condemnedYouTube video by Fetch me a rum 030
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Next up on E! Entertainment television. Keeping up with the DoorDashians. #RealityTV 110
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If there was a discount for using self checkout, I would use it. Otherwise, hire enough cashiers to handle the amount of customers. 010
Reposted by Rob SarvisTitania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"September came in with golden days and silver nights." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King 🎨 Alan Lee 316934
