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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Pam Beesly Says Yup
ALT: Pam Beesly Says Yup
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay, was just hit on at a bar relentlessly by some dude who, even after I told him I was cis/het despite my nailpaint, wouldn’t stop. As much as I sympathized with woman as best I could in the past, I feel like I fucking get it now. I feel crappy and just sad. I’m sorry yall I didn’t get it earlier
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He’s not dead. He’s returned to
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m sorry, I don’t know how long this company has been around, but who on earth hasn’t suggested a rebrand by now?
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yeah. “Evil.” That’s the only word for this.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/08/2026
When I was 8, for the crime of taking a popsicle without asking, my abusive parent ripped off my favorite stuffed animal’s arm in front of me and then hid it for a year. Of all the shit I went through, that was the thing that devastated me the most. This is so evil.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What the absolute fuck?
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 02/08/2026
more good content! imagine publishing content that's just nice! reveals a little bit about having fun on the internet! people just doing things because they can and the internet was nice!
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Don't you know water is bad for you, except for drinking? 😼💧💖 #cats #concern #bath
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955
P1- NANCY,SLUGGO AND SEVERAL OTHER OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS ARE GATHERED ON A STREET CORNER 

WHEN A POLICE OFFICER COMES ALONG AND SPEAKS TO THE KID IN A RUDE MANNER 
POLICE OFFICER:  BREAK IT UP,
                                BREAK IT UP

P2- LATER 
SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN AND HE SEES SOMEONE THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR 

P3- SLUGGO SEES THE SAME POLICE OFFICER FROM EARLIER ,TWO MORE STANDING TOGETHER ON THE STREET 

SLUGGO: 
BREAK 
IT UP,

BREAK 
IT UP
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What the fuck?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don’t know that I have ever had this much fun in my life, if we’re being honest
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I am this cat
Photo of a tabby cat and a cream coloured small dog, both digging holes in a forest.
The text explains that the dog is a trained truffle hound, finding truffles. The cat is not trained, just likes to dig holes with the dog, does not find or care about truffles.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I think this is more missions than we flew over Germany in World War II.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
And for what it’s worth, the woman from that NYT piece that made the only damning accusations about Platner was part of the group “Ladies for Kavanaugh,” who have openly hosted about creating the talking points that Collins herself said “allowed” her to vote him into the court
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social Hah, just listening to The Distraction now and my partner and I do the same exact thing with Spelling Bee. She has the app, I don’t, we look at it on her phone and for whatever reason I am preternaturally good at getting the one with all the letters. And then I’m out.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
it's honestly incredible that trump is going to go down in history as the guy who started a war with iran and lost
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Hormuz situation seems so so bad, like gonna-destabilize-half-the-globe-and-tank-the-economy bad, with no obvious resolution even plausible, and it’s still getting the “distant crisis mostly of interest to nerds that will work itself out” treatment in American press
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Hey listening to Guys+ where you and Chris are talking about how horrible the members of KISS are. Made me think, is GWAR the anti- KISS? They have great politics, and I played poker like 20 yr ago with the bass player at the time and his GF and they were lovely.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
spawn of stumpy 🥲 www.wusa9.com/article/feat...
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‘Stumpy Lives!’ Cuttings from beloved cherry tree thriving
Cuttings from a beloved Tidal Basin cherry tree were successfully propagated, sparking hope for preserving cultural icons despite extensive seawall upgrades.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2026
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-conservative-st…
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 21/03/2026
A haggard Commander Riker from an alternate timeline trying desperately to warn the Enterprise about what is going to happen
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"
Facts You Should Know
The USPS is not in debt
The USPS is not losing money
The USPS costs taxpayers exactly $0
The USPS has always been self-sustaining
The USPS is the largest employer of veterans
The USPS employes over 500,000 people
The USPS is explicitly authorized by the Constitution
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?”
“As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.”
“Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Everything about this picture is how I pictured trump's second term
Kevin O'Leary being interviewed on CNN wearing an elaborate suit that makes him look like an out of work wrestling promoter, chyron says GLOBAL ECONOMY ON EDGE AS OIL PRICES SURGE AMID STRAIT CLOSURE
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.
Screenshot from 1960s Japanese movie Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster. A serious-looking man in a suit is explaining his latest idea. Subtitle reads 'It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help.'
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Big John @dcbigjohn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is outstanding journalism
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail
Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading “this naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 01/03/2026
“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This closing ceremony is the most gay and European and Europeanly gay thing I have ever seen. It’s great.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It suck’s that I fucking hate this
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 15/02/2026
the Black Panthers were right
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The diagram of a slave ship showing black bodies lying in orderly rows on every inch of available space
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
DC Statehood yesterday
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Wednesday
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Grumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
An upside calculator that says BOOBIES
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 02/02/2026
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
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✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
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