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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 2h
It’s like the hottest thing that ever happened on broadcast television
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 5h
God, it feels like a lifetime ago, but I was at the Bobby Flay Throwdown event. Was writing as a hobby for a local food blog, and the founder was tapped to judge who got me an invite. Really wild how much H Street has changed, yet GM persisted.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah. Reminds me of our Zoe, RIP. Sixty pound pit bull that absolutely loved kittens, which we would foster from time to time. Once grabbed a trio of bottle babies from a neighbors yard and she was SO gentle with them, and super protective. Once accidentally sat on one posing for a picture but 🤷‍♂️
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 5h
The GOAT
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shit. This is the first time I regret having cancelled my Netflix subscription
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why you front lining all this lifestyle shit lately? I guess that is rhetorical. Y’all are pathetic.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s a lagging indicator, you fucking idiots.Also, it’s not true
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This plus what happened in Tennessee last week should make it clear to people that the death penalty should be abolished, as it has in every other goddamned country. We fucked up one, and are now using another for propaganda. It’s perverse. As an American I will say, yes, we are the baddies.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, I remember when I was 18-34, and that’s totally what I was after then. I mean, actually, I suppose that persists
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man, wish I could get equipped with that
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuckin A dude
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good. God damn it, good. Between this and his soon to be stumping for Abdul, he is finally doing something good with his immense post-office power. I genuinely think the recent interview with Ta-Nehisi shamed him into stepping up at a moment when he could make all the difference.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh but this is so much more efficient, you see! Because reasons, I guess!
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my fucking god. So I have been a huge TMBG fan since I was a kid. I own and know like all their albums, but somehow only just got turned on to Dr Worm, which I have been listening to nonstop for the last few weeks. Thanks for this!
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh that’s quite funny
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💯
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, so what did he do to raise the ire of Wesley here?
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yes, this is sumthin
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God he’s such a fucking idiot. Just a goddamn child.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huh
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow. Ya know that meme that’s like, that’s a face that knows what Instagram is? Very much getting that here
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s barbaric. Just say it.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Banality of evil. Fucking nerd ass looking fucker has probably done some hideous shit I can’t even conceive of.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who is the guy audience right how looks pained the entire time while the rest of them chuckle?
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it, though?
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah. I have only had maybe three migraines in my life, but I do get pressure headaches quite readily. Definitely become more frequent. Kinda sucks.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve noticed a decided downtick in TACO shit of late. Worrying.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, great, fixate the rest of the midterms on the 21st century’s Fred Rogers. Go for it
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is Kafkaesque fucking insanity. Seriously, reading this makes me want to scream. “She needs immediate medical care,” as the State failed to kill her properly? What the fuck are we doing here. If you support the death penalty, I hope you redacted yoursefl.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uhh, kay?
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is all wild, thank you. That long ass trip on the Beagle must have been a hoot for everyone.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
James Kirchick can argue with my dick. Coming at Wallace Shawn of all people? Lick the boot harder The Atlantic, fuck.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno, I wouldn’t say he looks old so much as in need of basic grooming and a long brisk walk three or four times a week. But yeah, not being a hateful bitch would probably help as well.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How is that even a question?
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too obscure a word, and most of the people that remember Carter whom that would work on are just voting R anyhow
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow. I’m actually surprised, this is low even for him
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good god that’s… something.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, so that was real and not something I hallucinated. Cool, cool.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horrific acronym aside, 1) why do people still listen to this asshole, and 2) providing coupons for heat pumps is some chef’s kiss Democrat ass shit.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is rage bait. “It’s Always Sunny” is fucking 78?? Please.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am, incidentally, 6’2” and about 150 lb.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay: I think prior to becoming a postal carrier I would find this abhorrent, but I now think I could and would eat the whole damn thing.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He just doesn’t give a shit at all. Making it clear he never did.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuckin hero just for doing his job correctly. RIP
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yup
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is really damn important. Puts a fine point on who Collins is, and always has beer
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Futurama Fry: I Am Shocked, Not That Shocked
ALT: Futurama Fry: I Am Shocked, Not That Shocked
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love Montreal, and Quebec in general. Last time we were in Montreal we were having a cigarette outside our hotel, and saw a huge mob of club kids get into a physical brawl with the cops. Two of them then came up to us to practice their English.
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robjrii.bsky.social @robjrii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just got one as I was reading this. Freaky
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