iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I am a crafting hydra. Each head has a different hobby. We all want to do all the things simultaneously. We have only 2 hands.

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A Ccampella’s Razor When you can’t figure out the chords, the song is probably just C, Am, F, G

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Started wearing rings again…. Maybe I should rethink it.

Holding up my two fists with rings on the right pinkie and left ring finger. It usually says “hold fast” but, with the rings….. it says “old fat”

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions

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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My man. Flock cameras aren't simply license plate readers.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

This exorcism could have been an email.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If you feel like you need to question your ability to count, learn to crochet.

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 21/06/2026

"Expecting me to read books and look up words is discriminatory" is for sure a viewpoint that crops up online, and it's very important to make fun of it every time

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"

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Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Hey authors, If you post about your book, please leave a link to where we can buy it. Always. Sincerely, Readers

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his arms

Article screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...

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Elaine Burke @elaineburke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

While you're cooking in the heat this week, do bear this in mind.

Screenshot from Politico.
Headline: Europe must choose between AI and climate goals, data center lobby says
Standfirst: Tech sector says only carbon-emitting gas plants are reliable enough today to power the EU’s AI goals.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

That old joke about not being able to afford surgery so you have the doctor touch up the X-ray, but for mental health.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The amount my therapist now knows about knitting...😮‍💨

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Animated Series had some serious lacking-ness in that area

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Yesterday, you came to me Tomorrow, you would leave Eighteen years ago today I still sat and watched you breathe <3

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue

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Brianna Jean @briannajean.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Monster of the week story set in a fictional national park where there may once have been monsters but none have been seen in decades, until recently they started to return. It started as an idea for a campaign setting. Then it turned into a book series. I'm having a lot of fun with Monsterwood.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

On March 15th 44BC, Julius Caesar walked into the Roman senate and was stabbed by 60 senators. Today, it’s tough to imagine 60 senators agreeing on anything, let alone being that proactive.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

What is it called when you exercise in outer space? Anaerobics.

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Aidan mmmOrgan, is that spooky, have I given you ghouls enough @thepalinode.com · 09/03/2026

My kindle froze up while I was reading There Is No Antimimetics Division and I’m not 100% certain this isn’t deliberate.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

ALL MY NEUROSPICIES SAY HOLLA if you want to. Or don’t. It’s fine. Want to see my books?

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Hey, all. So, in restrooms, there’s a specific place to put your pee. Pee goes in the pee place and not on the floor where my pants can absorb it. If you don’t put your pee in the pee place, use the special tissue provided to clean it up. I really don’t want to wear your pee. Thank you in advance.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I get it!! I get the thing this book is hiding in the plot! And it only took me 35ish hours of listening!! 11 hours left to feel smart and hear the reveal!

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Ms_Owly @msowly.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Okay but like. Comfy wedding. The couple dressed in a full length fuzzy sweater and wearable blankets. Couches for guests. Blankies. Officiator in a snuggie and overstuffed chair. Reception is a cuddle puddle while watching Up.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Zip off the bottom of my pant-legs, kick off my shoes, and boogie like Elaine in fuzzy socks and shorts in the center of the dance floor.

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Dear Everywhere, We give you our money, you could at least give us 2 ply. Sincerely, Everyone’s butts.

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Inside you are two cats. They are both asleep

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I made an NPC in a #dnd game named Vicmic in honor of @vicmmic.bsky.social and their social name. Thank you for the inspiration!!!!

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Aidan mmmOrgan, is that spooky, have I given you ghouls enough @thepalinode.com · 16/12/2025

Pronouncing banger to rhyme with danger

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Something something when pigs fly?

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Parenting young adults at Christmastime is weird. I’m like: here is a decorative Zelda Longsword and also a LLC. Happy holidays, love Mom

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream? -Edgar Allan Poe

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Uncle rikeerik @rikeerik.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Something something case in point.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 29/11/2024

I don't know who needs to hear this but you are important, you are loved, there is an opossum living in your attic which is why your socks keep going missing, you are valid & you matter.

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