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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At least one of the other 57 bears would have called the cops.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On the scale of relative IQs:

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tommy Tuberville is is worried that an alarming number of commercial airline pilots are furries. I am worried that an alarming number of US senators are morons who believe random shit they saw on the internet.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I like the idea of salting the earth, but since none of my enemies farm it seems like a waste of time. And salt.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Answer: 3 hours Question: How long was I at work before I realized my shirt was on backwards?

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Nothing like good old fire alarm testing at 9:15am

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Also my shoe already came untied and it is 8:12am

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There is a water truck in the fire lane. This is probably my sign to quit.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There is definitely something wrong with me. I’m learning Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy for my new ensemble and I am so, so sad for the bass and guitar player who got drafted into the army during wartime just because one fucking trumpet payer was sad because he couldn’t jam.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don’t have time for pessimism. I’m now going straight to nihilism.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

THE CHAT STOPPED WORKING AFTER THREE HOURS AND SHE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF BOOKING MY NEW FLIGHT. @americanair.bsky.social #it’scomplicated

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’ve been chatting with customer support at American Airlines for almost three hours now. At hour 4 I am going to change my relationship status on Facebook. (They still haven’t fixed my issue.) @americanair.bsky.social

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nobdoy: Me: Well, he's the razor to the knife, oh, lonely is our lives my head's spinning 'round and 'round. But in the seasons of wither we stand and deliver. Be strong and laugh and shout, shout, shout, shout at the Devil.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why is Instagram suggesting that I follow people who I knew BEFORE THEY DIED?

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry is survived by his frequent co-star, a big spooky mansion

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Carney looking like a strong leader. America looking like a big dumb bully.

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 25/08/2026

this is genuinely LeBron in his prime shit

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This place gets dumber every day.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Tate Brothers have me rethinking my stance on the death penalty

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m can live with the extra weight, the failing eyesight, the lower back pain and even some gray hair. I can live with wanting to eat early and deciding parties are a hassle, but please, please don’t let me turn into a bird person.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This speaks to my everything. From Molly Pitcher in Carlisle, PA.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

being a mom is like being a cop that nobody’s afraid of

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“I’m going to go upstairs and put on clothes that suck less.” - Me, upon returning home from work

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My favorite new game is to make a person who doesn’t like hair or power metal (ideally a musician) and play them “Queen of the Masquerade” by Crimson Glory and just watch their face as each new section of the song reveals its majesty.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’m watching a documentary about Lollapalooza and that is how I remembered I HAVE seen Pearl Jam live. In 1992. How did I forget something like that?

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Let me get this straight - now Musk fucked up the moon?

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I’d like to talk to somebody in charge about how there is a Beatles song in my new music list on Spotify.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The airport bathroom seems like a terrible place to take your therapy appointment, but the lady who was in the stall next to me earlier seemed cool with it.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

1) Is my Oura ring… pandering? 2) Nice.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I think about this a lot, you guys.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

This really changes the meaning of “I got Doged”

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

So you are telling me that Elon Musk was directly related to my explosive diarrhea two week ago? That guy ruins everything.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It rules that the list of cities to host a World Cup Final is like London, Berlin, Rio De Janeiro, East Rutherford, NJ

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Seems like a lot of tumbling for a halftime show.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My love for biscuits and my hatred of modern country music makes eating breakfast at a restaurant complicated.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Gilbert Gottfried was reincarnated as a raven and he lives really close to my house.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Can we all agree that the Claude logo looks like a butthole?

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If your butt is in your headshot, it does not count as a headshot. Freaks.

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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Real Butter doesn’t give a fuck whether you believe in it or not

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This is the shittiest steam room ever. - Me, in the parking lot at work

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I am behind a car with a Robert E. Lee license plate. How is this a thing my state issues? Virginia is WEIRD.

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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The Washington Post story about Tulsi Gabbard being the puppet of a cult leader is by FAR the best thing that has happened to me today.

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