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Rick Ward

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aloof network engineer—sorry, I meant “remote.” totally sus of you to follow me without liking any of my posts. you know we can all see your reply tab, right?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25m
(browsing the news like it's a restaurant menu) Do you guys have anything that isn't Filth
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Citizen Snippy △ @citizensnippy.bsky.social · 41m
... It's going to turn out Pete fired all the experienced cybersecurity professionals because they couldn't do enough push ups or something isn't it?
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 16/07/2025
you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
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R. Scott Rogers @arrscott.bsky.social · 4h
I know Republicans mostly don’t honor oaths, which means they also don’t believe in the God of the Bible, but still. I wish we still had a culture of pretending to believe in basic shared morality.
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 6h
yessssss the recent ceiling fans episode was outstanding
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 7h
this is great but can someone give us Gotham back? randsinrepose.com/archives/rip...
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RIP Gotham
Many dear friends wish I would shut the fuck up regarding the Gotham filter. This article is for you. In the 2.0 release of Instagram, for reasons never explai
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 8h
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 7h
depending on your vice of choice, mailmen have always been cops
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I belong to a cult. Someone did some research that undermines the core tenets of my cult and came up with a catchy phrase that makes it harder to recruit more people to my cult. This makes me sad."
Screencap of tweet on X from @jackclarkSF (Jack Clark):

"stochastic parrot" was a mimetically-fit cognitive virus that spread from 2021-2025; it temporarily blinded many gifted people to the nature of AI progress, burning up crucial years in which they could have helped think through the response to the situation.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 7h
one great thing about Mamdani's brand of cheerful competence is how ridiculous it makes his conservative critics look, like nobody is buying that the Mr Rogers dude who filled all the potholes is a wild eyed America hating extremist
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 7h
This poster design and the name Muscular Christianity were both second choices. The original design showed all these guys flexing their upper arms with the title Bis for Christ
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 10h
Sheetz has much to answer for but not as much as Buc-ee’s
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 10h
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Mr Krabs Shocked Reaction
Alt: Mr Krabs Shocked Reaction
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 10h
FTR this is a pretty obvious reason to be concerned about AI. They’re all owned by propagandists.
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 12h
thinking about Shakespeare's sonnets about immortality and realizing how weird it is that the AI cult believes in the idea of preserving human consciousnesses while actively destroying the only technology we currently have to do that: Art
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's always a backlash against progress for marginalized communities unless it's too small to matter So no MeToo didn't go too far BLM didn't go too far The Civil Rights Act of 1964 did not go too far The Voting Rights Act did not go too far The backlash is against progress, not excess
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 22h
honestly for a second I thought it was one of the nameless off-model villains from the Konami Simpsons arcade beat-em-up
Four-player Simpsons Arcade beat-em-up from Konami, with two nameless besuited boss characters, one big with red tie and brown shoes, one too small for his identical suit with blue tie and black shoes.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23h
I feel like if AI wants to be in the business of offering medical opinions, then AI companies need to be in the "getting sued for medical malpractice" business too
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 23h
[lays down hand] full house, double-decker toasted cheese sando
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 23h
was around for both, can confirm
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 29/09/2026
how could they not recognize themselves in the diner scene with Ellen Barkin??
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 29/09/2026
stall stall sick dive tho terrain terrain
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 29/09/2026
woop woop pull up woop woop do a barrel roll
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 29/09/2026
life’s too short to fold a fitted sheet the afterlife’s too short to fold a fitted sheet
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 29/09/2026
no QA either 😂
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 29/09/2026
lmk if you need shots of me
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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"Let me say something as an expert and a character in this game."

Tecmo Secret of the Stars for Super Nintendo"Any person who comes all the way to the edge of the world for clues is dumb."
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
literally the only impact it would have on my life would be to spare me the aggravation of all the slop I run across.
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 29/09/2026
“making her think it was all her idea” love this
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PROVERB WRITER: It is a poor workman who always blames their tools. ME: My tool is Adobe Illustrator. PROVERB WRITER: I mean... like... [long sigh] ...there are exceptions to every rule... you know?
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
non-US sunscreen is like heaven in a bottle, so I’m told
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
nothing’s gonna stop us now
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
Behringer UB802 Eurorack mixer is not actually a Eurorack module but a desktop mixing console, which is a little annoying
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hate to be so basic as to admit that this is everything i want in a political ad
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
I used to live near the closed-before-I-moved-there Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine in Tujunga, CA
Poo Ping
Thai Chinese
Cuisine
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
lookit him, drumming his little heart out, looking all tough and focused… the album’s name is Automatic, in honor of the *drum machine* used for every track
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
cool, I forgot about it already
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
My ex-wife and I failed to mow over a mystery weed, and that is how we got a crazy seventy-foot-tall unidentifiable tree with green bark and inedible fruit in our backyard three years later, so I’m with Team Luke’s Wife on this
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
gotta get off social media fuuuuuck
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
also don’t say they’re as sweet as gravensteins or valencias. that’s like comparing apples and oranges
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
don’t say this to someone you’re trying to date
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
the day you get a second date is the day you start fumbling it
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 28/09/2026
Amen
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
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Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
I’m increasingly of the belief that we’ve never truly left the Great Financial Crisis. Everything we’re dealing with today started there, and every excess and problem stems from the US government’s failure to contain or eradicate its causes.
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