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Science enjoyer. Oaf of Competence Paladin. Observer that the existence of Action Comics implies the existence of Equal and Opposite Reaction Comics Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again

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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huh. Nice little ADHD-friendly tool video for TTRPG session prep from ADHD-DM @astralmarmot.bsky.social I haven't tried actually using this, but I immediately started picturing uses for this for both being a better player and some stuff for work. Not often I get that feeling from a youtube video
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Organize Your Game With Whiteboards
YouTube video by Astral Marmot
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watch this if you're getting demoralized about voting or getting complacent about winning - the stakes are pretty real yall CW: sexual assault, contemporary slavery
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The stupidest of prizes
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, you have to be just...really racist...not to come away from spending basically any time at all at an American university with a nearly boundless faith in the power of American assimilation. All sorts of students whose ancestors came from all over, utterly and completely American, all the way.
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As always, if it ever applies to talk about a culture having 'a few bad apples' is a sign that said culture is rotten An apple that is going bad releases gasses that turbocharge ripening and breakdown of nearby apples, causing them to go bad in a day that would've otherwise been fine for weeks
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's always a backlash against progress for marginalized communities unless it's too small to matter So no MeToo didn't go too far BLM didn't go too far The Civil Rights Act of 1964 did not go too far The Voting Rights Act did not go too far The backlash is against progress, not excess
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
It's a Superpower??
Season Two
£1,540
Target: £30,000
36 supporters
5%
83 days left
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, dude. You’re not smart. You’re just evil. Profiting becasue you don’t have a fucking conscious in ways that ONLY help you is not clever. It’s just fucking evil. Its lazy. You did things the easy way not having to care about the consequences because you’re just evil.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is Maeve. She may be the sweetest, most good natured, most trusting dog I have ever met. She was abandoned in DC last week, and since I’m not able to adopt a dog now, I had to turn her over to the Brandywine Animal Shelter. I want to make sure this absolute delight of a dog finds a good home.
An adorable female Rottweiler named Maeve
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This has me conflicted
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 17/09/2026
“It’s stuff that affects me and my family, you know?” Ken Jennings said. “Law enforcement kidnapping my neighbors, that affects me. My trans friends and family not having the same rights … these things actually affect me. It’s not a soapbox, and it’s not performative.”
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Answer: Famous LDS game-show host who speaks out for trans rights. Question: Who is Ken Jennings?
“Jeopardy!” host Ken Jennings, who is a Latter-day Saint, opens up in a recent podcast about some of his political views, including his social media criticisms of ICE and anti-transgender policies.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
elite spam
An account called FORD TRUCKS asking “hey man have you ever wished to have a truck”
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
corporate asked you to find the differences between these two pictures
Tilcayo, the newly discovered leopard catHeater, the well-known orange baby (identical)
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ope, they're weaponizing Charlie Berens against data centers
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Evergreen skeet
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Man Falls, Creates Hilarious Table Mess
ALT: Man Falls, Creates Hilarious Table Mess
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reaction two, because the astronaut in the center has an elaborately flamboyant and sparkly set of trousers
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Space Pants Peter Dinklage
Alt: Peter Dinklage in a new-wave/futuristic wig and shiny costume doing a Devo/Sprockets/Kraftwerk style dance to flashing disco lights He raises a microphone and says "SPACEPANTS"
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reaction one of two:
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MST3K: We Got Movie Sign!
Alt: Joel and the Bots are in the main cabin of the Satellite of Love - a very cheap hexagon-based sci-fi themed set for the Comedy Central TV show, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" AKA "MST3K" The camera is shaking as the main lights flash and old-fashioned rotating police/ambulance lights rotate. Joel and the bots are flailing about and apparently shouting while Joel reaches forward past Crow T. Robot and hits something perhaps on a control console just out of frame. Caption reads: We Got Movie Sign!
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The argument of "It's one seat for one election cycle, we can get them next time" is a problem for three reasons 1 - Paxton couldn't be replaced until 2032 2 - One seat can be the difference between actual fascists running congress vs disappointing liberals 3 - This graph ... "get'em next time" 🫠
A graph entitled "US House Reelection Rates, 1964-2022"

It is a bar graph showing one bar per general election from 1964 to 2022

The absolute lowest retention rate is for 1972, which appears to be ~85%. The last ten elections ran at about 92-95% with peaks around 98% at several times in the past 60 years
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back are better kids' movies than Cowboy Bebop is a kids' TV show, but as a grownup TV show Cowboy Bebop is better than any star war as anything but a kids' movie except Andor which is clearly an exception to just about any rule
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MC Nietzsche @mcnietzsche.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stealing this from a discord with no shame
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d4: D&D Deep Dive @colbypoulson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How hard could we hit in D&D if we only used Darts? youtu.be/yhHnR7peD94
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The Needler 2.0: D&D Build #266
YouTube video by d4: D&D Deep Dive
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 26/07/2025
Legitimate Concerns?
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Art And a periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Others, not so much
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 04/09/2026
Weekend goal is 2500
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bugs is a trickster god, an ageless elder being one should take pains not to cross. he must be treated with respect or dire consequences follow
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/09/2026
Tim Chase (@gumnos@bsd.cafe) on mastodon: "I learned today that POSIX specifies a tool designed to assist you in reviewing & modifying LLM-generated code. In typical Unix fashion, they shortened "reviewing & modifying" to just two letters

$ rm code.rs

It even has command-line options to [r]ecursively [f]ix whole directories of LLM-generated code

$ rm -rf project/"
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Rob Roberts @robroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A GIANT BLOW UP TROGDOR IS BURNINATING THE 8 BIT BASH ON A THURSDAY I LOVE DRAGON CON SO GD MUCH!!!!!
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
South Carolina is that feeling when you open a pot to check on your pasta and it scalds your face and fogs your glasses and curls your hair all the way up except there's no pasta and it's full of mosquitoes and now the mosquitoes own your house
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My man looks like Dabo Swinney converted to Islam
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ahem this is just unrealistic beyond suspension-of-disbelief. The only non-avian archosaurs in the Waffle House domain are alligators, not crocodiles (yes I know there are Waffle Hice in south Florida but no)
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Navin Pokala 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @navinpokala.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/rexh...
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Sam Eagle: You Are All Weirdos
ALT: Sam Eagle: You Are All Weirdos
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
imagine how fuckin dysfunctional that place must be on a daily basis lol
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Y'know when you have to pay in $800,000,000 settlement to avoid a defamation trial, I bet it does actually motivate you to tug the reins a bit when your psychos wanna go back to that well And yeah handing out corporate decisionmaking to a fickle fascist regime ... that's a firin'
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Fox News abruptly ousts Maria Bartiromo, a longtime Trump ally | CNN Business
Fox News has parted ways with longtime anchor Maria Bartiromo, one of President Donald Trump’s closest allies at the network.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026
the press has gotten completely habituated to the ugly and hateful behavior of the people in this government so i will be surprised if anyone ever asks hegseth why he thinks it is appropriate to mock children for wanting to learn, grow and maybe serve their country
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rewatched this recently, and it still holds up as an 80s/90s firm-SF film - prolly up there with Contact and Gattaca Is it the artistic achievement of 2001? Nah Is it fun and interesting SF and a worthy precursor to Newtonian/Relativistic scifi attempts like Babylon 5 and The Expanse? Heck yeah
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Drop some ROBOTS
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Kraftwerk Aesthetic
Alt: A short loop from the Kraftwerk idea for “The Robots” where two members of the band wear identical salmon button down shirts, narrow black ties, and gray slacks. The ties have a series of red LEDs that light up in succession. One plays a two chord synth vamp while the other plays a simple rhythm on an electronic drum pad. They move as little as possible
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
EDITOR: Did you get those photos of Tim Russ with the Kodak photo scanner for the Star Trek / new tech cross-promotion article? PHOTOGRAPHER: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked EDITOR: My god. We are gonna put the Sir back in Circuit City.
A clipping from Parade Magazine c. 1996 which is a cross-promotion of 'what's new in tech' with publicity for the new Star Trek franchise series, "Star Trek: Voyager"

Left is a photo of actor Tim Russ, who plays Lt. Tuvok, the Vulcan security officer. Russ is in a tight black T and black jeans, holding a small white photo scanner, with the cord draped around his body. He's gazing intently at the camera, and somehow he's making technology look sexy as hell. I can't explain it.

The caption reads: "Beam a photo into your PC with Kodak's Snapshot Photo Scanner I, 800-23-KODAK; PC only, $199" 

There is a fragment of other article text about tech trends that is included only because of where the caption is relative to the photo, and isn't super relevant meme-wise.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/08/2026
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1996 Parade magazine photoshoot of the cast of Star Trek: Voyager being either real sexy or super dorky with mid-90s tech. There is no inbetween.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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Dave Wiskus @dwisk.us · 26/08/2026
We felt everyone should get to see this www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJuK...
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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