Reposted by Randy VanceHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Trump’s crowd in Clarksville, Tennessee, near the Kentucky border, deep in the heart of Trump country. He’s going to tell you thousands of people were outside who couldn’t get in. 1591168401
Reposted by Randy VanceArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178125282683
Reposted by Randy VanceSkeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wonder how many families are turning off major league sports because the commercials are non-stop recruitment efforts for young gambling addicts. 2103320471
Reposted by Randy VanceWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/09/2026Behavior, what wert thou Till this madman show’d thee? 327546
Reposted by Randy VanceWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/09/2026You shall have your desires with interest 726839
Reposted by Randy VanceWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 14/09/2026For how can tyrants safely govern home, Unless abroad they purchase great alliance? 229588
Reposted by Randy VanceWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 11/09/2026But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture, Tell them that God bids us do good for evil: And thus I clothe my naked villainy With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ, And seem a saint, when most I play the devil. 13485101
Reposted by Randy Vance𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/09/2026Even the crickets were embarrassed. 691252775417
Reposted by Randy VanceRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The government of the United States of America. The idiots are in charge. 2612137703017
Reposted by Randy VanceThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223486261
Reposted by Randy VanceMr. Savile Row @mrsavilerow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Jared Kushner out strolling for property in Cuba.static.klipy.comGuilherme Briggs as DraculaALT: Guilherme Briggs as Dracula 1184927927
Reposted by Randy Vance🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/08/2026semisonic: every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end me: is this about buttholes 44312
Reposted by Randy VanceYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 04/08/2026There are certain comedic actresses who make me laugh the moment they appear on screen. They don’t even have to say anything. Just seeing them in an interview or walk into a scene is enough. Jennifer Saunders is one of them. 4774
Randy Vance @revtxjussi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Our tortie ignored me for 16 years and then became my best friend. She has one white whisker 110
Reposted by Randy VanceWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp) 375188742478
Reposted by Randy VanceREMALONE @ipasa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I have to admit that I didn’t know, and I even thought the Spanish player Cucurella’s look was quite original, when it comes to his hair, but I was unaware of this: If he let his hair grow , it’s so that his autistic son can easily recognize him when he watches him on TV. Truly, this Spanish team ❤️ 324173232365
Reposted by Randy VanceWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026To anyone who follows me, or doesn’t, please contribute to @richardkadrey.bsky.social ‘s extremely urgent new Go FundMe. His cat’s depending on you too. I don’t know a harder-working writer, and what he produces is always wonderful. Please re-skeet! 4184119
Reposted by Randy VanceJason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 19/07/2026Mamdani's critics in one screenshot, lol 135585697
Reposted by Randy VanceDavid Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Twitter: we hate everything and everyone and we’re mostly bots. Bluesky: we have caturday and dog adoption videos. 2187428735
Reposted by Randy VanceKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is 6195352503
Reposted by Randy VanceSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/07/2026This is amazing news. I still think we should brand everybody who ever worked there with a cattle iron but it’s gone.orlandosentinel.comAlligator Alcatraz is no more. Tents, cars, signs disappear from airport site“Not much left but a couple of trucks and a few contractors standing around,” pilot Ra Schooley, who took aerial photos Sunday morning, remarked. 182990413
Reposted by Randy VanceGuillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026we voted overwhelmingly for not this and instead got more of this very cool democracy we never had 0104
Reposted by Randy VanceAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with 359159393253
Reposted by Randy VanceJason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it. 265207483773
Randy Vance @revtxjussi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Thank you for this beautiful picture and this beautiful dog. Send us another one whenever you are blue or bored, or maybe happy and excited. 0100
Reposted by Randy VanceThe Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 03/07/2026The Atlantic wants to hear from you! Post a video of your rendition of the “Battle Hymn of the Republic,” featured on our July issue cover, tag @theatlantic.com, and use #AtlanticBattleHymn for a chance to receive a special gift. Full terms to submit your video here: theatln.tc/UHTYsKsH 2196
Randy Vance @revtxjussi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel" Iconic opening line and it just gets better. 040
Reposted by Randy VanceKate Wong @katewong.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Today is my last day at Scientific American, which has been sold to LabX media group. For three decades I've led the magazine's coverage of human origins, archaeology, paleontology, animal behavior, ecology, BIRDS. End of an era. Anyway this feels weird to say, but I'm now available for assignments! 671847456
Reposted by Randy VanceMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026When George W Bush won re-election in 2004, he said: “I earned capital in the campaign, political capital, and I intend to spend it.” I’ve waited 20 years plus for a Dem to take a similar approach to spending capital. Tonight we saw Zohran Mamdani do it. 3 for 3, about to be. 913562428
Reposted by Randy VanceCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it. 150136062928
Reposted by Randy VanceRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. The seventh richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here? 927249668677
Reposted by Randy VanceWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/06/2026This is Bluey. He just came over to say hi. Wants to know what you're doing all the way up there. 12/10 valid question (IG: blueychi) 2419759861
Reposted by Randy VanceJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 04/06/2026This day in history. 1838. The first recorded baseball game was played at Beachville Ontario, with five bases instead of four and special ground rules for cow interference. 17531
Reposted by Randy Vance💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 10/06/2026⚪️💛 she's on the nip 🤭🤣🙃 🪄💛⚪️💛⚪️🪄⚪️💛⚪️💛🪄 1555143800
Reposted by Randy VanceMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Cuba is already preparing a list of everything it wants in Trump's upcoming "Art of the Deal" total surrender. 521181247
Reposted by Randy VanceWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/06/2026This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904) 608169982252
Reposted by Randy VanceContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026There is no better welcome than your dog’s loving welcome 💞💞💞 882710414
Reposted by Randy VanceAaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026We Rate Dogs is a good dude. The internet got lucky with him. 227185682159
