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I’m the co-founder of Same Circles Media; we’re about to release our first work, a gonzo comic about fascism in the wake of a mysterious phenomenon. Check out WADDLE at: samecirclesmedia.com

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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a mysterious phenomenon leaves 5% of the world in a penguin-like trance, rebels battle fascists who want to eliminate the "Unsettled." Check out issue #1 of my comic, WADDLE, for free at the link below. I'd love to know what you think! canva.link/zoyo0hiqb3lt...
Hotel mogul Samantha Fogel smokes a cigarette before she "flips."
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 3h
This is exactly right. Republicans deserve total reputational annihilation, and it is imperative for Democrats, for the good of the country, to deliver this.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 6h
Tear. Them. Apart. I can think of no group in this country more deserving of reputational and professional annihilation than Republican leaders.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evergreen: the redemption of people who’ve embraced overtly vulgar genocidal right-wing authoritarianism, who later moderate to meaninglessly less vulgar center-right genocidal authoritarianism.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only “controversial truth” that rich white sadists and their slobbering followers are interested in is the lie that white people are more advanced than non-white people.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are certain fascist lies meant to soothe more moderate souls, and this was one of them.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 5h
Every good anti-fascist knows that you don’t hedge on anyone’s rights, you eliminate bigotry and misogyny from your movement, and you never accept the existence of an organization like ICE. In this moment, and every moment going forward, all Democrats must be good anti-fascists.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A sea of transgressors imagined cheap and easily absolution for their sins, petty and profound, in the wake of Trump II, and that simply hasn’t materialized. On the ground, if you’re an ass, legions will still get on you for it.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 5h
Every good anti-fascist knows that you don’t hedge on anyone’s rights, you eliminate bigotry and misogyny from your movement, and you never accept the existence of an organization like ICE. In this moment, and every moment going forward, all Democrats must be good anti-fascists.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 6h
Tear. Them. Apart. I can think of no group in this country more deserving of reputational and professional annihilation than Republican leaders.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 6h
“Lock them up” is a proven winner, and especially so when the sentiment is just and righteous.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 6h
Republican leaders are of such lowly, despicable character and quality that I simply don't understand how Democrats can stomach being around them without constantly showing their disdain.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 9h
This was very clearly not a misunderstanding, but rather grandstanding built upon malicious lies; a fact so obvious and humiliating that what the NYT’s is doing here can only be described as janitorial.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are inured and indebted to sadism, socialized into denial about the fact, denied the truth, reconciliation, and reparations necessary to heal, and all the while force fed our exceptionalism. A toxic mess, that only radical reformation can clean.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 11h
Why would Dems ever let this go? They should run humiliating the jackass Schmitt into the ground. And then they should move on to the next GOP clown. Republicans are an embarrassment to this country, are actively doing it harm, and with their chests puffed out like wicked little fools. C'mon.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If more people correctly understood the conservative project to be the same as the segregationist one (and worse) they might be less willing to give a damn about what the right has to say about fairness. In fact, they’d recognize every word as a ploy to steal human rights.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We rely on the compassion and conviction of the young to expose the cravenness of their adult guides time and time again. May they be as unrelenting as the situation is unacceptable.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 13h
We are left to imagine a world in which Democrats acted on prosecuting actual grave crimes against the United States with the urgency and purpose that Republicans do creating and chasing malicious lies.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 11h
Why would Dems ever let this go? They should run humiliating the jackass Schmitt into the ground. And then they should move on to the next GOP clown. Republicans are an embarrassment to this country, are actively doing it harm, and with their chests puffed out like wicked little fools. C'mon.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Elite level criminals getting to live cozy, well-compensated, consequence-free lives after their heinous crime sprees is an existential problem. Yet the solution - application of the law - is sitting right there.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 12h
Can we agree that every Democratic leader should refer to Eric Schmitt as "the clown Eric Schmitt" from now on?
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Generation after generation of men have received the signal that their abuses and lack of respect, when directed at certain populations, will be accepted wholesale, or else be met with averted eyes, soft landings and short, forgiving memories, instead of severe condemnation, consequences, and ire.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We rely on the compassion and conviction of the young to expose the cravenness of their adult guides time and time again. May they be as unrelenting as the situation is unacceptable.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Generation after generation of men have received the signal that their abuses and lack of respect, when directed at certain populations, will be accepted wholesale, or else be met with averted eyes, soft landings and short, forgiving memories, instead of severe condemnation, consequences, and ire.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A sea of transgressors imagined cheap and easily absolution for their sins, petty and profound, in the wake of Trump II, and that simply hasn’t materialized. On the ground, if you’re an ass, legions will still get on you for it.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The energies of a slave state disperse, but do not disappear, after its destruction, especially in the absence of robust truth and reconciliation projects. And so we have the continuing assault on the health of Black people by private and public sectors, fulfilling the desire to see them suffer.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Accepting anything less than the abolition of ICE is tacit support for the idea that at least some number of our fellow residents warrant being patrolled, harassed, kidnapped, or murdered, a morally heinous position unworthy of a decent people and party.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The rights you partition are drawn with borders that people of bad faith will exploit.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
We like to think the question is, “can American democracy fight off ascendant fascism?” when it’s really, “will American fascism fight off attempts at democracy?”
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Part of the work our leaders need to "get back to" is enforcing the law and punishing Trump/GOP criminality. In fact, we find ourselves deep in a fascistic moment precisely because such work has not been properly done for generations.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why do we accept the many vulgarities of a President Donald Trump? Because we have accepted, indeed built upon, far worse, without reconciliation.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least five prominent Democrats should be talking nothing but DOGE *every single damn day* to harden the impression that it was a criminal attack on our government that demands accountability. But they don’t do that stuff.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These professional liars include members of the media of course.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
35 Shots of Rum
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Abusers and the elite, usually one and the same, above all want to refuse challenges to their behavior, and consequences for their criminality. Wherever people learn to do so, and universities are certainly such a place, will be attacked by authoritarians and their media cleaning crews.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Destroying DEI because they will never be FEI (funny, esteemed, or included).
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evergreen: the redemption of people who’ve embraced overtly vulgar genocidal right-wing authoritarianism, who later moderate to meaninglessly less vulgar center-right genocidal authoritarianism.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Most Republican actions are segregationist because the party *represents America’s segregationist tradition.*
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only “controversial truth” that rich white sadists and their slobbering followers are interested in is the lie that white people are more advanced than non-white people.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 90 year old aunt in India still hasn’t heard of Kurt Cobain, but that’s the kind of soul sucking ignorance cultural cachet hunting will get you.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Affordability is a fickle and more or less meaningless achievement in a society without accountability.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump is not a president, but rather a permission structure to be the worst you can be.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Sunday morning for decades America has been treated to a parade of professional liars on TV and I think perhaps it’s had a negative effect on society.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a bureaucratic framework, DEI is destined to be clumsy at best. But as a *moral* framework, it is urgent and necessary.
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ben chambers 🏴 @benjaminchambers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of the more insidious aspects of "woke 1" discourse is that, to the extent these excesses were real, they were the inevitable trial-and-error mistakes that come with any prefigurative social experimentation, particularly when trying to put into practice non-statist mechanisms for social sanction
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
When Democrats play softball with these people and vote for their nominees and such, they’re making common cause with segregationists. What I’m saying is, they should stop doing that shit.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“I don’t know shit, but I do know how to spread hate based on the bullshit I believe.”
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The very existence of an Office of Remigration is a heinous moral crime, that left unpunished will only seed future ones.
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