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Recluse

@reclusivefrog.bsky.social
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(she/they) disabled millennial into reading, gaming, horror movies

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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 12/07/2026
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bluesky: the home of vindicated but still often annoying opinions
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
whenever i get into historical details about the reconstruction era, i always come away with the same feeling: they should’ve hung every last confederate. now we live with the actual, spiritual, and ideological descendants of evil who men who were welcomed back instead, and its poisoned this country
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted
pizza tip: always flip a lucky
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if you died nothing in my life would change
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/06/2026
Speech bubble Chuck Schumer
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
screworm outbreak is another good opportunity to remind americans that government is what protects us from things like this and not the magical free market. want safe food? government, bitch.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
how society works
Violence is never accept-able! The point of society is to minimize the suffering of individuals!
Fine! I'll switch to institutionalized violence carried out economically!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Girl on Love Island asked everyone if they knew where New Hampshire is and they all said no. I’ll never quit this show.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yep. The value of corporations rolling out the rainbow carpet isn't what's in their heart of hearts, it's the society-wide signaling of "acceptance is good, bigotry is bad." Even if entirely insincere, it tells society "we think the majority of our customers expect this," and that's good!
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 26/05/2026
what my microwaved nachos see at 12:30 in the morning while they’re cooking
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 26/05/2026
when you toxic masculinity so hard you come out on the other side somehow
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I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is a human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did
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Recluse @reclusivefrog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
sponge bob outside in a lush green field next to a tree at sunset with the caption "you could show me the most damaged parts of you and i would show you how it still shines like gold"
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
One reason I hate death penalty cases is that capital punishment is incredibly stupid and irrational. It's cruel, expensive, and serves no deterrent effect. It's rarely imposed, except against a tiny minority of unlucky defendants—and in those cases, racism almost always plays a role. Just end it.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Quaker Oats guy saying the quoted skeet
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This might be the purest Bluesky of all time
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Respectfully, it's a disgusting image and disappointing.
Why give your immense credibility, intellect & talents to promote a company that
contributes to >70% of Americans 20 & older being overweight, 40% obese, with chronic illnesses following? Any US flight is proof. www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
every time “birth rates” come up in the discourse eventually someone remembers its because teenagers arent really getting pregnant anymore and then we all go “oh yea” until we forget again a few weeks later and start all over again
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/05/2026
repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 19/05/2026
GUY DYING OF TUBERCULOSIS IN 1910: I wish I was getting addicted to sportsbetting right now
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
cooked him like groceries
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Iranian schoolgirl, the cancer patient whose clinical trial was cancelled, the African AIDS patient who can't get treatment anymore — none of these are "real" to our media elites. Can't imagine themselves in that situation or visualize it. But "panic at the fancy gala!" on the other hand,
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 07/04/2026
Anyway, we have ample research on how living under a state of sustained terror and stress causes life-long health problems as well as intergenerational epigenetic effects. This feels like it's making you sick because it actually is making you sick.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
everything we are seeing now is the consequence of having a political environment in which indifference to the deaths and suffering of other people - even by the state whose supposed responsibility is to safeguard their welfare - is a superpower rather than a political liability
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 07/04/2026
Maybe if historical dramas showed how disfigured people were from what are now vaccine preventable diseases we'd have fewer anti-vaxxers
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I just remembered this tweet, and I didn't post one when everyone was posting funny tweets
Tweet:
Waiter: so how is everything?

me: great!

waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is what social media is meant to be about.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Between the conversion therapy ruling and the efforts to ban kids from the internet to “protect them” from “transgender influence,” we’re right back in a culture of violently enforced closeting. And the data around self-identifying as trans and queer already reflects this
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
To be clear with how I feel about it. Anyone in the military who directs or carries out strikes on desalination plants should be in prison when this is over.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It’s very funny to include the “far left” here when the DSA mayor of New York City just ran an entire campaign on affordability and making cities work while his main opponent ran on Israel, a country almost 6,000 miles away
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Indi 💕 the fattest cattest 💕 @thatfatcat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
weed that gives you phantom tail meowmowmowmowmowmow
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/03/2026
unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon
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@veronicalohara it's all corrupt girl
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Recluse @reclusivefrog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Learned a hard lesson today. SSD shit the bed and I didn’t back up my files. I HAD FOUR YEARS TO DO THIS AT LEAST ONCE.
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Jonathon Booth @jboothhistory.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Crime in the United States has dropped immensely in the last 35 years
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Recluse @reclusivefrog.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Blow job and anal discourse on the bird app 🫣
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Recluse @reclusivefrog.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
spongebob smiling, behind him is a bridge and trees at sunset with text saying "one day you will sit in the sun and things wont feel so bad"
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Cinema Strikes Back @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There’s only one elegant solution to this problem of increasingly stupid audiences, and that’s to mandate that every film ends with a closing rap song that lays out all the moral lessons of the movie. There will be a government office that reviews the songs for aural and pedagogical value.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Enough
Your muted words
the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags
the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags
the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags
the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags
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