iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Sarah Edwards @eddysarah.bsky.social · 12h

one more new poem, “Wedding Day,” in The Columbia Review

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 7h

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

Fur blowing straight back from the face of a long-haired dog with their head poking out of the window of a moving vehicle.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I was sure Mensa would have solved all our problems by now.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 10h

(I tell jokes on the internet, your honor)

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 10h

I’m also ready to do that

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 11h

and pandemics and nuclear war and climate change and immigration and human rights and ecology and biodiversity and land use and misinformation and vaccines and drones and cybersecurity and overfishing and ocean acidification and coral and agriculture and plastics and food waste and landfills and

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14h

Pigeons were used extensively during WWI and WWII, carrying information over enemy lines, and saving thousands of lives. Innate intelligence, speed and endurance served them well on missions, as did an uncanny talent for camouflage. See if you can spot the pigeon in this picture.

Black and white photo of a pigeon sitting atop what might be the peak of a roof, a leaf wrapped around its head.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Is there a possible downside to all of us permanently losing our minds

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

yes hi I would like to be much less educated please

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Whoever called it “intelligent design” clearly didn’t consider how our eating hole doubles as a breathing hole, which any choking victim would tell you is far from intelligent.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I think we can safely congratulate ourselves for emphatically disproving any conceivable argument for intelligent design

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16h

This day in history. 1904. Canadian prime-minister Sir Wilfrid Laurier declared that the twentieth century shall be the century of Canada. That's almost correct if you replace the word Canada with the word alienation.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17h

As a child I always hoped that someday I would become a parking space for a cat.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

"Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?" she asks. "What's a matter baby?" I ask. I'm shown a newborn so dense the fabric of space-time sags in a deep gravity well, drawing nearby celestial objects inextricably towards it. "Uhhhhhh… The bricks, I guess?"

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

grandma: are you hungry? me: maybe a little grandma:

An older woman in a short-sleeve flower print blouse stands in a kitchen, holding a meatball the size of her torso.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

goddammit this all sucks so much

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My name is not the reason we're paying $5/gallon for gas. My name is not the reason you can't afford your groceries. My name is not the reason you can't afford your mortgage or rent. My name is not the reason you can't see a doctor. Their policies are the reason.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“Hurry up, Arnold! The wolf just took down your brother’s house and it looks like he’s headed this way!”

A pig pokes its head and shoulders through a hole in a roof created by a displaced shingle.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

three bad jokes for the price of zero bad jokes

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The geeks have a nerd for it.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I scampered out of the hermit's cave with recluse abandon.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

her: don’t you have a thing to go to? me: if I hurry, I’ll get there before it ends her: so why are you still lying on the couch? me: because I don’t want to do either of those things

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

[traffic stop] Cop: What’s your hurry, son? Me: I was stuck behind an old guy driving 14mph for 15 blocks and I’d like to get home before the heat death of the universe occurs. Cop: I’ll give you an escort.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

[first day as a doctor] me: *examining patient* no pressure, no pressure nurse: you’re doing fine me: oh lol no I meant pulse — always get those confused. Anyway, this man is dead

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

sometimes I think I’m vibing, but I just stood up too fast

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

remember when halloween used to be scarier than the tuesday after halloween

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I’ll just carpe diem tomorrow

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

deer 911: what’s your emergency? deer: I saw a thing! deer 911: what’s it doing? deer: it’s moving! deer 911: oh deer deer: oh deer

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

me: I wish there were more hours in the day wife: you don’t do anything me: yes but I don’t not do anything ENOUGH

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This day in history. 1970. Artist's model Mavis Wheeler died. Known for being the mistress of Augustus John, the wife of prankster Horace de Vere Cole and archeologist Sir Mortimer Wheeler, and for shooting her lover Anthony the 5th Baron Vivian in the abdomen but living with him happily ever after.

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