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@reboundmaterial.bsky.social
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026
they should make a drink with the same flavor and consistency of nyquil but it just has vitamins in it . for people who like thte taste
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking at the email I got for the Smashing Pumpkins VIP package (that I just got so I could have a good seat) and I saw this and was relieved that I don’t have to be in a small room with Billy Corgan
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the real problem with hasan is he doesn't support israel's genocide and he advocates for higher taxes on the wealthy. that's it. those are the only two opinions that bar you from the democrat 'big tent'
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
it's AAVE! it's AAVE! It's not the youths it's BLACK PEOPLE
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If Bradly Nowell was still alive I would have him thrown in jail for the song Caress Me Down
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I will find Mike from Mikes Hot Honey and I will destroy him for the amount of dishes that are ruined by the monster he has created
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/03/2026
fuck people who don't like tofu
[lots of amazing tofu dishes]
share this post if you love tofu 
fuck yourself if you don't love tofu
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 09/03/2026
I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs. This video is lowballing it.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 23/02/2026
Also the people talking about pronouns too much are transphobes Everyone else is just using them
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I would say the second biggest science deniers of our time are women who don’t believe in the power of 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner products
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 13/02/2026
i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
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reboundmaterial.bsky.social @reboundmaterial.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Feeling invincible because I know all of my favs are kinda shit (but I like em anyway.)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/02/2026
everything this admin does falls into the "really stupid" bucket or the "insanely sinister" bucket. by default most stuff goes into the really stupid bucket. while putting a really stupid item in the insanely sinister bucket looks bad, putting an insanely sinister item in the stupid bucket is worse
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reboundmaterial.bsky.social @reboundmaterial.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If I was meant to understand what Bad Bunny was singing he would have released the song in 2005.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 28/01/2026
It's time to revisit this 2016 platform plank
Screenshot of a Bernie 2016 "Issues" page from his campaign website. On the right it shows Bernie Sanders, an older white gentleman, smiling and waving from behind a lectern.

To his left, a real policy plank has been altered to instead read: "Give Ilhan Omar a Gundam. Ilham Omar is a leader of courage and grace, who stands firmly against the horrors of war and western imperialism. When I am the President, we will finally give her a Gundam".

Below that is Bernie's signature.
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reboundmaterial.bsky.social @reboundmaterial.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I spent a summer slapping token ring cards in those fuckers and if you think they are in any way better than a Fractal I’m going talk to your family about establishing a conservatorship
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👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Gonna say that PC cases were better like this and yes I mean including the beige
Horizontal PC case in beige with a blue IBM logo
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/01/2026
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
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AXEL LYCAN »» FC2027 @axellycan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is why calling them weird creeps was so effective, not just to damage the leadership psychologically, but to make it extremely socially embarrassing to be a known supporter of them in the general public. The point is to make society at large view them as they are, not the force they wish to be.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Theyre making it Weird
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I like when cars are colorful.
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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
A box that looks like Hamburger Helper, but it's called Lobster Secret, and the mascot is a lobster claw with the same face. It also says Maine Coast Casserole, Naturally Flavored, Finished in 30 minutes (after you make the lobster)
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reboundmaterial.bsky.social @reboundmaterial.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
My buddy saw Chris Pontius of Jackass and Wildboyz fame in the bathroom at Dublin Airport. He chatted with us for a minute outside while his Irish gf visibly wanted to leave.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’m also gonna say something that will blow your mind, I heard a guy taking the loudest shit I’ve ever heard in the bathroom and it wasn’t farts and turds. He was grunting and going crazy in there. That was wild
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The public-facing side of American conservative politics more or less amounts to crashing out constantly about a bunch of shit that either you or the weird liars you listen to uncritically have made up. The non-public part, from what we've seen of the chat logs and such, is somehow much worse.
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The speed at which I've gone from "Xbox Game Pass is still the best deal in gaming" to "...do I even need an Xbox, really" should give Microsoft some pause
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 16/07/2025
chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
get this guy outta here. cut your losses, he's washed
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Da bubo dungeon @s6x.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The image of making sense of federal officers except it's overplayed with Wolfenstein 3D nazi sprites: border patrol -> guard, National Guard -> SS trooper, ICE -> Otto Giftmacher, FBI, DEA, Secret Service -> Elite guard
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 23/10/2025
Yesterday my 5th grader told me their teacher gave them an assignment: write a description of their own secret garden (apparently they've been reading it)...that she would then feed into ChatGPT to make a picture of it I hate this so much
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sherbert hoover @sherberthoover.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
only president i remember yearning for ballroom was LBJ
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reboundmaterial.bsky.social @reboundmaterial.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Doctor: It looks he’s suffered significant brain damage, lets check with his AI avatar… *Thomas the Tank Engine/Biggie remix starts playing from every BT device on the ward* Doctor: Hand me that discharge paperwork…
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
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reboundmaterial.bsky.social @reboundmaterial.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
If women are capable of the same emotions as me why do I see the light in their eyes go out when I explain the One Year War and the Earth Federation’s Project V?
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The American right has picked, or more accurately invented, enemies on the left: blue-haired baristas, “Antifa,” Soros. In the interest of equity, I’m declaring war on suburban Golf Guys, electricians with four poorly paid employees, and MAHA moms. That’s fair, I think.
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