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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 17h

Very late to @see-saw.fun, but happy to have a back catalog to go through 🎶

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not letting grocery pickup affect cortado schedule

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Mountain playing Waterbound at our backyard show the other night

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Our dreams came true last night, and weather held off for our backyard show. We raised almost $300 for our local mutual aid org!

vintage-looking poster with an illustration of a rabbit on a mountainside featuring The Mountain and Kelsey Wilson

A tree canopy with string lights under it with a 4-piece acoustic band playing

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve seen many ships in bottles but never Wayne Coynes in bubbles.

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey NH Seacoast! Check out your local public restroom for our new album!

Poster with pull tabs that says: THE DUMBHEADS ARE RELEASING THEIR FIRST EP... IT'S CALLED ‘SINS.’ CDS/TAPES WILL BE AVAILABLE IN FALL.
BUT YOU CAN HEAR IT NOW AS PART OF THIS EXCLUSIVE SEACOAST TOILET TOUR!!!

AS FAR AS WE KNOW ITS THE FIRST ALBUM RELEASED
VIA PUBLIC RESTROOM.
(not that we checked)

TAKE A DOWNLOAD CODE BELOW, AND ENJOY!

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When is Posting gonna be in the Winter Olympics.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me, finding a therapist: "More like Psychology YESTERDAY!" Me, doing a voice for my cat: "Seriously!"

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

For years they've been saying you can't just ignore how AI is going to change all of our work habits and lifestyles but I have kind of just ignored it and it hasn't changed them lol

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm over the moon at how this album turned out and so excited to finally share it <3

thedumbheads.bandcamp.com

Sins EP, by The Dumbheads

5 track album

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You ever look in your mailbox and don't see anything cool so you just leave it in there?

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hey Microsoft, I hate the new Teams feature that scans all of my work activity to artificially generate Skills in my profile that aren’t at all accurate, but thanks for burying the option to opt out, so I can add what’s really relevant.

Skills Overview in Teams where I removed all of the AI generated ones and just added “Italian Food Analysis”

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's nice that each Emmy Award has rubber feet on the bottom, so they don't scratch up the marble and mahogany.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One day, you’re gonna be 38 and realize you were supposed to care about F1 and the MLB for the past 7 years and nobody told you.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am simultaneously too young and too old for this shit.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sorry I brought a Casio to a storytelling event.

A notebook that says Long Story Short on it and an old Casio keyboard next to it

Me on stage with my hands in my pockets with a look of “oops”

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Yellow Submarine = downers The Vengabus = uppers

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I really don’t get the foldable thing. Spending an unfathomable amount of resources to engineer something that by nature will fail from normal use just to say they made something foldable that doesn’t need to be folded in the first place. Another step away from repairable, long-lasting tech.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Doing the layout for this album was one of the most fulfilling projects of my year so far. I was lucky enough to listen to the album dozens of times in the process, and lemme tell ya - it's one for the ages!

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My banking app is just like social media. Everything is framed in the negative, I keep getting bullied by someone named Service Fee, and it's just really bad for my mental health.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I found this comic I drew 30 years ago which confirms that I have indeed Always Been This Way

A drawing of a Market Basket storefront, and in the foreground is a terrifying blob that looks like a melted Jabba The Hut terrorizing the parking lot. It has clearly escaped from the store because there’s a sticker on it that says “American Cheese, $1.43” with a REJECTED stamp over it. There is also a car with a flat tire and a person screaming behind it

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

AI has completely eroded trust online. I'm suspicious of every animal video and any claim that Vengaboys were an actual band.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Someone I work with that does standup comedy just said I delivered an “A+ joke” in the company-wide chat, and that is the only productivity metric I go by in the workplace.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Come see me potentially poop my pants at my first ever storytelling event!

Long Story Short presents 'The Kids Are Alright' Sept. 10 at 7 PM. There's a picture of me on it

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

After your first time smoking too much weed

The M.C. Escher drawing of his reflection in a glass orb, but it's calling "Mom" on Facetime

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

CHRIStine (1983) Black CHRIStmas (1974) AntiCHRISt (2009) CHRIStmas with the Kranks (2004)

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

More cracks forming in the Magical Inevitable Invaluable Everything Machine.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Oh you think LLMs are cool Look at how a VCR works inside

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This camera is more sentimental than I am

Rear LCD of a camera that says THIS PICTURE CANNOT BE DELETED

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you can spell 'diarrhea' without checking, you've officially entered your late 30s.

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

U2 started playing on the grocery store speakers the second I locked eyes with Ben & Jerry’s Dublin Mudslide, so I believe in god now

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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Chris D’Amore @chrisdamore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Either the AI company truly lacks the oversight and ability to control their new model, or they're lying about its ability to EsCaPe ThE LaB to scare the market into more funding. Either way, why would other businesses trust putting their sensitive data into "containerized" enterprise LLM products?

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