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RCHaas

@rchaas.bsky.social
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He/Him - Into sci-fi, comics, reading, pro-wrestling and gaming. Apple fan.

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Mike DaMark @mikedamark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is always the match I tell people to watch if they want to get into AEW. I feel like it pretty sums up exactly what AEW is about.
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A darkly funny thing about the members of GWAR getting older and passing is their obituaries read like "The Sexecutioner from planet Scumdogia died" RIP Sexecutioner
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best tagline for a comic ever.
Marshal Law ad by Pat Mills and Kevin O'Neill. "They say I don't pray for my enemy. I do. I pray they go to Hell."
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Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My neighbor told me palpatines keep lightsabering his skywalkers so I asked how many skywalkers he has and he said he just goes to a desert planet and gets a new skywalker afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding skywalkers to palpatines and then rey started crying.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook is Kyle Reese-posting now.
"Listen, and understand! That Terminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" Kyle Reese from The Terminator
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tinytachyon @tinytachyon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do you think tony gilroy knew that "Revanchsim exists in star wars but its named after a guy called Revan" when he decided to make a show about insurrectionary realpolitik where the main realpolitik guy is called Luthen Rael. do you think everybody in star wars starts talking about "Rael-politics"
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tuesday morning with our farm cat and the farmily
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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TJPW @tjpw2013.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the official TJPW account on Blue Sky! 🌟 We post in English almost every day, and we hope our updates will be helpful and fun for wrestling fans around the world. 🌍💫 We’d love to have you follow us and join the community! 🙌 #tjpw
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My 9/11 experience will always be surreally linked to Mancow's Morning Madhouse because I was in college and my clock alarm woke me up to them responding to the first attack and then experiencing the second attack.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy Nintendo Direct/Apple Event Day to all who celebrate
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Greetings and good morning it’s the Monday farm rush hour with George and our forever friends
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mix-up Sends Peter Cullen to Planet Transsexual and Tim Curry to Cybertron thehardtimes.net/breaking/mix...
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Mix-up Sends Peter Cullen to Planet Transsexual and Tim Curry to Cybertron
THE AFTERLIFE — In what has been described as an administrative error of celestial proportions, the Grim Reaper has erroneously sent deceased... Continue this tale
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sure, the minions didn't work for Hitler, but you know who they DID work for?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026
i'm actually a little shook by the way that mao and trump seem to be the same Type of Guy.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They're gonna combine them like Master Blaster
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Free idea for you inventors: Coke freestyle but for warm broth
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That kind of day, huh
Today’s trending topics are: Ross Douthat, CBS News and Bari Weiss
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
al-qaeda tech guy sending an office wide email about excessive token use and guy with a suicide vest starting the “i do not need to be on the list” chain
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GothyMcGothface @gothymcgothface.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Seeing as how Zuckerberg has become a cuck for fascism. I've decided to kill my FB Goth page. For those here to straddle both platforms, let everyone know I've gone rouge and decided that BlueSky is the only platform I'll be moving foward with.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18/07/2026
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have eaten the diarrhea lettuce that was in the crisper and which you were probably saving for tacos forgive me it was delicious hang on gotta run
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
amc is trying to sell a trojan horse popcorn bucket and man i ain’t fallin for that
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hilarious that every channel is showing the NYC fireworks because shit ain’t happening in DC.
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mjfgates @mjfgates.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Confident in my ability to minister to the laity, I take the church. I smile at my opponent; Leo does not return the gesture. He'd be more handsome if he did, I think. He serves. The excommunication passes cleanly through my soul, condemning me to eternal hellfire instantly.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The scene in the movie They Live where Keith David puts on the glasses.
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Hinckley Jr. in 1981
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hydration break
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
New reverse kind of FOMO where you go to a thing and find out not all the spouses are there and you could have stayed home.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is what I’m talking about. This is the follower & point count from the bio of a guy a whole TON of you are arguing with today. What are you even doing. These accounts exist to put you on a list. Don’t say your piece and then block. Just block and party on
Screenshot from a Bluesky profile reading “3 followers zero following 176 posts
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I did get one other birthday gift for Shawna. Several months before her birthday, she called out that Zelda and her Age of Calamity Master Cycle would make an incredible Akira-style poster. I took notes and then quietly commissioned the incredible @lokyu.bsky.social to create it. It came out well!
An akira-style poster with the Princess Zelda walking towards the Master Cycle. Below the text reads “Zelda” with the katakana for the Zelda over it.
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