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Michael Williams

@rocketmoose.bsky.social
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Head of Technology at Bungie. Hobbyist & occasionally professional puzzle designer. My opinion is mine alone. He/Him

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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not sure what is happening on Vashon Island, but I’m definitely not intruding on this lane.
A photo of a bike lane, marked with a bicycle glyph and a pedestrian glyph. Paint has spattered by the head of the pedestrian creating horrifying antlers.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stacked shells of rowboats in a scallop shape at the Center for Wooden Boats, with the space needle and a sunset in the background.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Incredible art from @haykebyr.bsky.social based on an amazing captain.
A Richard Scarry illustration of a cat steering a small sailboat. The boat has cutely patched sails. The cat has a red jacket and a tan ball cap.Alternate of the prior image, the cat is now wearing glasses.Shawna on a Schooner. She has a red jacket, ball cap, and transition lens glasses.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Xena is helping the assembly of the new cat tree.
Instructions for the assembly of a cat tree. The booklet has a clear bite mark with 3 hole-punch tooth holes, because Xena is a monster.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I did get one other birthday gift for Shawna. Several months before her birthday, she called out that Zelda and her Age of Calamity Master Cycle would make an incredible Akira-style poster. I took notes and then quietly commissioned the incredible @lokyu.bsky.social to create it. It came out well!
An akira-style poster with the Princess Zelda walking towards the Master Cycle. Below the text reads “Zelda” with the katakana for the Zelda over it.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
To be super clear, this is a fully functional giant padlock you can actually pick using those lock-picks. Not pictured is the giant key that also works.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When you have to contain a cosmic horror and/or release one using really big lock-picks. Destiny 2 Red Bull can for scale. * The lock/lock-picks were not made by me, but by an incredible coworker.
A big chest is wrapped by a giant chain and locked with a comically large lock. The lock has “ADEPT 7” engraved on it. In front of the chest are 3 correspondingly large lock-picks. On top of the chest is an empty Destiny 2 Red Bull can.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The problem with browsing the internet is that the packets move at nearly the speed of light, therefore you experience time dilation.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I commissioned and received some incredible pet art from @haykebyr.bsky.social, and now they is framed by Shawna's desk for her birthday. The art captures Xena and Gabby perfectly!
A drawing of Gabby, our grey tuxedo cat, laying sprawled out on her back with her belly showing. The background is a fun geometric pattern, and there is a little swirly heart coming off her.A drawing of Xena, our black tuxedo cat smiling with her mouth open. The background has emphasis lines around her, and she stands on a curved terrain. 3 bright "emphasis" lines are next to her head, showing her gremlin-ness.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It's my favorite time of year: When I get to create goofy videos, gags, and puzzles with and for cool people.
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 03/03/2026
In death we’ve just begun. Watch the Marathon Launch Cinematic featuring Poppy and Son Lux. Marathon releases March 5. youtu.be/vtw5BDpKgJM
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In Death We've Just Begun ft. Poppy and Son Lux (Official Music Video) | Marathon Launch Cinematic
YouTube video by Marathon
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Can we talk about the massive cultural collision the NFL has set up for 2027? When, for the very first time, the Super Bowl will occur on Valentine’s Day?
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The problem with marrying the sea is that you have to do 50% of the chores.
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 19/01/2026
Marathon releases March 5, 2026 and is available for pre-order now. Full trailer: youtu.be/UbNhSVj6WZM Pre-order details: bung.ie/4rl5QfF
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Shawna: “Hugs do not count as putting pressure on a bleeding wound!”
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The fog has turned the Seattle Space Needle new year’s fireworks show into a Winamp visualization, and I’m loving it.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Shawna describing House of Leaves: “It’s an A23 book!”
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 15/12/2025
We’re embracing the dark sci-fi world and survival extraction challenge of Marathon. 🔗 Watch the full video: youtu.be/fjzmhROTv28
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single pilot in possession of a good gundam, must be in want of a target.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My brother came into town before Thanksgiving and we visited a very good farm.
Michael holding a baby capybara.Michael holding a baby wallaby, which is wrapped in a warm blanket pouch.Shawna carefully petting a porcupine.Shawna and a Capybara staring into the distance as if preparing for battle.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This is a really excellent thread on the challenges of temporary audio in games, by the brilliant @shadetooth.bsky.social
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Why call it an integer overflow when you could call it integer prestiging?
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Me: Heh. They are going to need 20-30 pizza cards to pad that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Magic the Gathering set out! The Universe:
A magic cart called “The Gift of Prophecy”
Type: Summon Apollo
With the flavor text “But what if…” - Random internet users trying to be comedic.
The image is a warrior holding a dodgeball, about to nail some spearmen who are just walking around.

The card is a 3/1 card for 4R, because prophecy is always too costly.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Shawna: What should we get for our post-vaccine treat? Me: We could see if Midnight cookie still has those amazing apple pie pocket cookies? Shawna: Yeah, it’s worth a shot! 😁
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
A modified diagram for the from the game Portal, showing a Molotov cocktail being thrown down through a low blue portal and coming out through a high yellow portal and arcing towards a power boat. A caption reads "Now you're thinking with Bortles."
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
In keeping with the general themes of our marriage, yesterday Shawna and I celebrated our 20 year anniversary by walking about 14 miles of coastline. I feel so so so incredibly lucky to be married to such an incredible partner in adventure!
Shawna gazing out over a rocky coastline.An apple strudel, a mocha, and another apple strudel on a narrow table in front of a misty bay, with islands poking out of the fog.Michael and Shawna on the bow of an island-taxi in a bay, with islands behind them.Shawna on a bike on the beach, throwing her hands up in celebration. A sunset lights up the sky behind her.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Our cat Gabby jumped up on the couch, unexpectedly landed by glasses that shifted, and panicked. She leapt partially over my head and I nearly lost an eye. As it is I’ve got a cool face battle wound like a CRPG character that will hopefully heal up cleanly.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
An article from the Onion, titled "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades".  "Blades" has been crossed out, and "A's" has been written above it.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Today we wrapped our Pathfinder 2e Strength of Thousands campaign. The front part of the game was a big (tweaked) final fight, then I grabbed a giant glass of water and took them through the epilogue, and I was really happy with how it turned out. The campaign was almost 3 years, and it was great!
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 10/08/2025
Pagliacci [watching footage of his own show]: This isn’t bad. Areas to improve, but overall, it works. Huh. It’s funny, I avoided this for so long. I was afraid of taking stock of myself. And I was so focused on the road ahead, I never stopped to consider how far I’d come. Thank you, doctor
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Shawna: “Hmmm ‘Beyond Yoga’… what *is* beyond yoga?” … Shawna: “Yoaga!”
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David Hostler @outcastace.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My team at @bungie.net is hiring for a SQL focused Data Reliability Engineer! If you're pro at SQL performance tuning and scalability, we'd love to hear from you! careers.bungie.com/jobs/7099657...
careers.bungie.com
Data Reliability Engineer - Bungie Careers
At Bungie, we create worlds that inspire friendship. Founded in 1991, we've been doing it for nearly 30 years. Come join us!
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Me, On a Pathfinder 2e video call: “I don’t know… I like Tron, but I’m not sure I want a New Tron Star” From the other room: “…what? …what!?!” Shawna, slamming open my office door: “MICHAEL WILLIAMS DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID!?!!”
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
So it turns out that amazing video game fantasy/sci-fi concept artists can also be amazing Lego artists: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtRZ...
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Building a MASSIVE fantasy-themed LEGO® city! Part 1 - Project 99 Baseplates
YouTube video by Jesse van Dijk
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Follow up…
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Every so often we hear Xena wheezing and are concerned…then we discover she’s choking herself once again with the edge of her cat tree.
Xena the cat resting her throat on the edge of the cat tree and being confused why she can’t breathe.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
At a No Kings protest, a sign reading “So bad even the introverts are here”.
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Included Middle @brassica.online · 29/05/2025
I cannot stress enough just how good this game is.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Me: “So in order to get the Shadow Fragment, you will have to assault the gourd fortress, defeat the ant army, and tear it from the mandibles of the Red Queen!” Players: “…but what if one of us marries her instead?”
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Azul is an amazing travel game. Just get a 1-gallon ziplock bag, and the boards, rules, and disks, all fit into it perfectly, with no need for the big box!
The Azul board game. The tiles for the game are in their fabric bag, and everything else is tucked flat in a gallon ziplock, ready to be packed for travel.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
An interesting article from January about Presidential and government gifts. All the large gifts were given to the National Archives (the diamond), destroyed, or (rarely) bought from the government at-value. Notably, even that 20k is a lot less than 400 million dollars. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/...
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Jill Biden got the priciest gift from a foreign leader in 2023 — a $20,000 diamond | CNN Politics
President Joe Biden and his family were given tens of thousands of dollars in gifts from foreign leaders in 2023, according to an annual accounting published by the State Department on Thursday, with ...
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[eve] @ninehydras.dev · 12/04/2025
Posting our promo short film in collaboration with Alberto Mielgo's team (The Witness, Jibaro, Into the Spiderverse) because YAL NEED TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T <3 😭 #MarathonReveal youtu.be/fvbEnWLRo1s?...
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Marathon | Reveal Cinematic Short
YouTube video by Marathon
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
We still mask indoors or around large crowds, but don’t judge others for not masking. Every so often someone sees us, and dramatically coughs in our direction, and it is just the silliest response. I’m like: “I definitely made the right call to wear a mask if you are sick!”
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The pictures of dolphins swimming around the returning astronaut capsule are amazing. But… I also worry that if you were a dolphin trying to communicate you were leaving for space, and thanking humans for fish, that this would be your method. www.npr.org/2025/03/19/n...
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How astronauts adjust when back on Earth after being in space
Astronauts face several risks during spaceflight, including exposure to radiation.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Shawna: “Oh wow! The crows are flying home pretty late tonight! They must have had to work crowvertime?”
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Dead By Daylight (Savings Time)
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We've been watching the ancient anime "Dear Brother" with some friends, and so for Valentines Day I made them all cards. (1/3)
A black-haired girl slapping a brown-haired girl, while another girl looks on. The caption reads "You're a knock-out, Valentine!"A girl in a classroom lifts two other girls into the air by the scruff of their dresses. Other girls look on in shock.  The caption reads: "You're a real pick-me-up, Valentine!"A hotel. Over the entrance, the sign reads reads "HOTEL ROWAIYAL" in large block letters. The caption reads "I'm under your spell, Valentine!"In the forground is the shocked face of a girl, halfway off frame. Behind her there are 5 daggers stuck into the wall, with marks where more daggers have been. The caption reads, "I have the knife-est time with you, Valentine!"
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I backed Spirit Swap a while ago, and finally got to try it out last night. It’s cute, fun, and has some interesting mechanics. I tried turning up the difficulty, and remembered that I am not super fast at match-3 battles. Luckily you can turn it back down 😂 store.steampowered.com/app/1592170/...
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Save 20% on Spirit Swap: Lofi Beats to Match-3 To on Steam
Cast spells, be queer, and crash the biggest concert of the year! Spirit Swap is an action-puzzle meets narrative game set in a lush world of witchy demons.
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christina 死神 @chhopsky.tv · 30/01/2025
whenever you see something in a game that looks or feels bad, ask yourself “what circumstances could exist that meant this was the best possible outcome” the day you start doing this is the day you start the long hike towards being a senior
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Meet Sir Ignacious Cinderheart my lovely dumb Pathfinder 2e Fire Kineticist / Champion. Commissioned art courtesy of the incredible @haykebyr.bsky.social
Artwork of a knight wearing plate mail and a red cape.  He has a goatee and a silly smile, but his mustache is made of flame. In his hand is a rose made of fire, and he is surrounded by roaring flames. He wears a symbol of the goddess Sarenrae on his chest, which doubles as his kinetic attenuator.
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