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RCHaas

@rchaas.bsky.social
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He/Him - Into sci-fi, comics, reading, pro-wrestling and gaming. Apple fan.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/10/2026
'That's the neat part, you don't' meme
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I shouldn’t need to subscribe to three different services to watch Banana Ball.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like to play “punk bar or police bar” when I go to one I haven’t been to before.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I have to write to the Governor to get them to fix the broken skybox you get when Kingdoms of Amalur is played on Switch 2?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was reading someone who put into words a way to discern ai writing (and which also makes AI writing annoying): that it tries to end every paragraph with a mic drop. I had mentally categorized this as "writes like a teenager trying to show off" but this is much more specific.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a texture thing, not a fiber thing. It doesn't melt as well in the oven as shredding your own cheese does.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I liked how the new Superman showed that Metropolis has a Kaiju problem that Gotham likely does not.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And spices! I think just in my lifetime vanilla and cinnamon have become noticeably cheaper and easier to get.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It reminds me how Dark Knight Rises is about how they address the murder clown problem through legislation (that greatly increases police power!!) but it quickly goes by the wayside because of the martial-artist suicide cult led by a drug-addled body builder.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a narrative footnote because the Murder Clown problem is much more pressing issue.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The whole show keeps teasing that John will probably get the ring and do full on Green Lantern stuff in the last five minutes of the season. It keeps doling out enough Green Lantern concepts (Eo, The Guardians, Sinestro, John using the ring in small ways) to avoid falling into the trope completely.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A post from Twitter of user Topher Florence saying ""back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale.""
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Mike DaMark @mikedamark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is always the match I tell people to watch if they want to get into AEW. I feel like it pretty sums up exactly what AEW is about.
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A darkly funny thing about the members of GWAR getting older and passing is their obituaries read like "The Sexecutioner from planet Scumdogia died" RIP Sexecutioner
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best tagline for a comic ever.
Marshal Law ad by Pat Mills and Kevin O'Neill. "They say I don't pray for my enemy. I do. I pray they go to Hell."
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Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My neighbor told me palpatines keep lightsabering his skywalkers so I asked how many skywalkers he has and he said he just goes to a desert planet and gets a new skywalker afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding skywalkers to palpatines and then rey started crying.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook is Kyle Reese-posting now.
"Listen, and understand! That Terminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" Kyle Reese from The Terminator
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tinytachyon @tinytachyon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do you think tony gilroy knew that "Revanchsim exists in star wars but its named after a guy called Revan" when he decided to make a show about insurrectionary realpolitik where the main realpolitik guy is called Luthen Rael. do you think everybody in star wars starts talking about "Rael-politics"
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tuesday morning with our farm cat and the farmily
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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TJPW @tjpw2013.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the official TJPW account on Blue Sky! 🌟 We post in English almost every day, and we hope our updates will be helpful and fun for wrestling fans around the world. 🌍💫 We’d love to have you follow us and join the community! 🙌 #tjpw
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I about fell out of my chair when Steve Inskeep actually used the word "torture" when talking about waterboarding in Iraq. This was also ten years after Bush had left office, so that's how long it takes it takes for that guy to pretend to have a spine, apparently.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This Machine Pops Some Tags
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My 9/11 experience will always be surreally linked to Mancow's Morning Madhouse because I was in college and my clock alarm woke me up to them responding to the first attack and then experiencing the second attack.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And now the time between changing a lightbulb is a thing you measure in years, not months.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When every other console's presentation is "Here are 20 gray multiplayer shooters that are going to sink their studios a month after release" it kind of nice to see "guaranteed banger after banger (of five-year-old) games".
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy Nintendo Direct/Apple Event Day to all who celebrate
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I remember right, she was introduced as a CEO and headmistress of her own school. Casting Weaving makes me hope the movie is going more towards that portrayal.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Why is this news?" I must post into the Entertainment section of every news site, everday.
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Greetings and good morning it’s the Monday farm rush hour with George and our forever friends
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mix-up Sends Peter Cullen to Planet Transsexual and Tim Curry to Cybertron thehardtimes.net/breaking/mix...
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Mix-up Sends Peter Cullen to Planet Transsexual and Tim Curry to Cybertron
THE AFTERLIFE — In what has been described as an administrative error of celestial proportions, the Grim Reaper has erroneously sent deceased... Continue this tale
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Scott made an android-only TV show only to see it get memory-holed by Warners. Meanwhile, Disney made an Aliens show that is mostly about androids, so I get where he’s coming from.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, it was a common phrase on Fark. www.wired.com/2007/12/fark...
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Fark 'NSFW' Trademark Bid All in Good Snark?
What's behind the ludicrous application that lays claim to ownership of the web's universal warning sign? Drew Curtis is cracking wise about the move, but he's clearly got something up his sleeve.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I like to study the masters. Like Welles, Kubrick, Neveldine & Taylor.
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sure, the minions didn't work for Hitler, but you know who they DID work for?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026
i'm actually a little shook by the way that mao and trump seem to be the same Type of Guy.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Victrola makes a series of turntable/CD/radio combo devices. They run about $90-150 and aren’t really enthusiasts machines, so yeah, I can see someone passing on repairing them.
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RCHaas @rchaas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Going for a Jeff Hardy look here? Nice
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