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Ray Garcia

@raygarsmash.bsky.social
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tall, awkward, and obnoxiously loud. ask me about pokemon!

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put trains in space @gunpowdertim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh, and a brilliant one from 2025
A cinema board read:
Gladiator 2
Paddington 3

User Geoff norcott quotes with: 'Massive away win for the little fella'
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Q. Pheevr @q.pheevr.ca · 05/10/2026
Oh, I got to do one of these recently that I’m quite pleased with:
Bluesky screenshot:
@q.pheevr.ca skeets “Antigonus:”, quoting @mimismartypants.bsky.social skeeting “Well this certainly could not be any worse. (Bears-related)”
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A conversation from tumblr that says

"I'm going to get more lashes today"

"Repentant catholics in the 14th century be like"

"Delete this off my post"
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does this count
Mike.
@dumbmike.bsky.social
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop this bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:

[Quoted post]
cakemittens 
@cakemittens.bsky.social
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
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razor blade in your candy corn @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Tepok Dion @magicsherep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so much therapy speak, so little actual therapy
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8Bit’s👾 @8bittanookisuit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since it’s the first day in October, it’s only fair to post the music from Lavender Town again. It’s not the biggest town in the Pokémon series, but there’s no other place like it.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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tina @christinag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I've slept with you, please attend my funeral and do this. Pretend not to know any of the others also doing this. Thanks.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cregger's Resident Evil is a good example of "Fast Body Horror." In the 80s, a lot of Body Horror was "slow" because in order to execute a special effect, there was one gimmick per shot, so transformation sequences had many cuts and emphasized the mechanics of the gimmick.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Folks, you’ve gotta get comfortable saying “your behavior is fucked up, and justifying it using the language of social justice and therapy doesn’t change that.”
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Lady Ru’etha & Timbit @ruetha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need to show James Hong how much we love him NOW, while he’s still with us. I don’t have the spoons to spearhead, but I will absolutely donate towards a mural fund.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My friend made a cool game on a game jam and within a month a slopclone of it is on Steam. This is happening every day for indie devs and I hate it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s eroding at a stunning pace and imma be real the other cities aren’t picking up the slack .. Not because NYC is that great but because all cities are having this issue Hard to become cities of culture when only multi millionaires can afford to stay more than three generations
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman and Robin vs Bane
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Susan Stinson @susanstinson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"They are trying to create a machine God." This episode is for anyone who wants to understand more about what's happening with AI. Complete with resources at the end for other humane and useful ways AI could be developed. For one, they didn't have to steal everything. Plus that lovely poem. And all.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SHERMAN!!
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Billy Añonuevo @itburns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's basically seeing your favorite grumpy uncles hanging out:
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 18/09/2026
I hope this is good. Lahiri is such a restrained writer--every short story is like a bespoke, bias-cut suit; it fits perfectly and you can't see a single seam. It feels like this kind of capital-L Literature is often difficult to adapt for film. (See also: Wolf Hall.)
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 18/09/2026
I will never forgive the American literary establishment for pigeonholing Lahiri so relentlessly that she effed off to Italy and refuses to write in English anymore. How do you fail one of your greatest living writers that badly
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 18/09/2026
NEW JHUMPA LAHIRI ADAPTATION 🚨🚨
Netflix announcement: Frieda Pinto stars in Unaccustomed Earth, an all-new series based on the internationally beloved Jhumpa Lahiri short story collection, premiering December 17. Followed by promo shots of Frieda Pinto with several other actors from the series.
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Ray Garcia @raygarsmash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
feeling bummed out for the past (insert vague measure of time here) but jesus christ having my pulmo tell me my lungs sound like a smoker's is soul-crushing knowing it's 100% secondhand smoke fucking me up.
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
I do not think anyone has to leave twitter for bluesky but I do think everyone has to leave twitter
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 13/09/2026
Grim
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s good Bluesky
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.s... • 5d
I'm not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 1/2
Bob's BBQ
Emporium
Catering & Events 608-477-0782
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@katietiedrich.bsky.social
THUS SPAKE BOB 2/2
bobsbbq3.bsky.social@bobsbbq3.b... 3d
Bob here. I still have the original pencil drawing I did of the pig. Scanned it and sent it to my daughter who converted it to the logo with photoshop. My goal was to make it simple and recognizable. (Guess it worked out)
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Look, I fully understand it was finished under unideal circumstances, but I wish the animation in Coyote vs Acme was better. You have a character named for Tex Avery interacting with the ropiest stuff I've seen in a cinema in a long time. But perhaps that makes the satire more pointed.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 20/08/2026
Wait a damn minute. The things Arday did, like the marathons, had been previously covered, with first hand primary sources, by English news orgs, contemporaneously?!?! And yet the Telegraph and others just kept repeating that he'd lied about them, despite tons of documentation they happened?! 🤬🤬🤬
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Jason Arday's marathon challenge and football claims found to be true after his death
Claims the late academic made which were widely derided as false in media and online discourse this month appear to be true, an MEE analysis has found
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WereBrawl🦊 @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Animorphs was just a better series overall. They're what made me excited for the Scholastic Book Fair every year in elementary school.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One of the hallmarks of autism (and maybe ADHD idk!) is lack of synaptic pruning & lack of neurological filters. Meaning you see EVERYTHING, including the random stuff other people miss all the time! If you have the storytelling kind of AuDHD that means you can learn to pay attention to WILD THINGS
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
At this stage if you don't believe human made climate change is real, the evidence is not the problem.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
died too soon but glad she lived long enough to do a WaPo op ed that was like "hey remember how i protested the sexual abuse of children by tearing up a picture of the head of the catholic church on TV and everyone said i was CRAZY"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Blob remake is a classic “seeing this on tv as a kid and realizing oh shit this is actually scary”
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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