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teq @quilling.dev · 29/09/2026
I am running ten thousand simulations of this situation in my mind and you lose in every one of them, your honor
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Ren 👾 ➔ commissions open! @gremlinparty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A carnival treat 🍿 New design up for sale on my toyhouse! More info below ⬇️ [ #art | #furry | #adopt | #carnival | #sheep ]
Character design for sale! A sheep furry with popcorn wool, red and white outfit, and turquoise hooves and accessories.
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Ren 👾 ➔ commissions open! @gremlinparty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A couple DnD character portraits from this year's #artfight! ⚔️ [ #art | #digitalart | #DnD | #TTRPG | #artfight2026 ]
Artwork for Florallel on Artfight! Portrait of a dark-skinned tiefling rogue with amber eyes and a scar across the left cheek. Two wavy-bladed daggers frame their face on either side.Artwork for CthulhusPRManager on Artfight! Portrait of a fairy rune knight  with long dark magenta hair and white runes painted down her face and body. Tiny glowing fairy wings float above her head.
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Ren 👾 ➔ commissions open! @gremlinparty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A couple fandom characters from this year's #artfight! [ #art | #digitalart | #pokemon | #MLP | #artfight2026 ]
Artwork for Fenmi_ on Artfight! A cosmic fennekin OC sits with its back towards the viewer but looks curiously over its extended wing.Artwork for N0TM1K6 on Artfight! A blue pony OC with antennae gives a sad side-glance at the viewer.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hi. Yep. Calling about your dad. Yeah. He can't keep dropping "truth nukes" in the library
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
sorry im late i was undergoing Trials of the Spirit
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
i got startled by your dog and accidentally used my special move
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cosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
let's go into the woods and look for nice creeks
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teq @quilling.dev · 15/07/2026
[crashing out] I am not crashing out
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I like to try and come up with backstories for the guys on the Abbey Road cover. How do these four guys all know each other?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Marilyn manson had his ribs removed so he could suck his own ribs
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
the plot thinkings
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 08/06/2026
drink a cofe sipp a cofy ahhh the blessed bean of the Day's Light
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
*after downloading 300 gigs of poirot* wait this fucker is french?
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
this is like louvre vibes to me
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
itchy balls, bitchy y'all's
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i haven't anything to say
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hmm...bitter juice from large vesicles? I think you might have tangled with a grapefruit, pal.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
sucks so bad. no one wants this
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teq @quilling.dev · 27/05/2026
when I learn something its like damn . I did not know that
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teq @quilling.dev · 27/05/2026
thicker than the plot
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
saying you love Ra when you only have one obelisk is crazy
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teq @quilling.dev · 24/05/2026
programmers are a superstitious bunch and have lots of ideas on what they think is ontologically evil coding
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Pareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A cat? A spider? An octopus? All three together? I don't know anymore 🫨
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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you ever fancy you see a face in a gnarled tree trunk or a scattering cloud that's me and I'm fucking looking at you mate that's one of my powers
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Skipping my sons wedding to sit peacefully on my balcony, overlooking the white house lawn. Yes, from here I have a sightline of many nearby buildings--and, I'd have to assume, they have one of me. Well, time to close my eyes. Hopefully no slug of hot lead burns through my chest,
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
my friend, the computer forbidden from telling me no
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So clumsy, all my fault.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I grow tired of balling
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every meal should have pickle of some variety
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
what irks me so much about how both industry and audience treat photorealism or live-action as the final Pokémon evolution of any artistic adaptation, is the implication that the original artists stylized it because they were unable to make it realistic when they made it either bc of skill or means
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Germans call racoons "Wash-Bears" because of the mistaken belief that racoons like to wash bears.
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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(In couples therapy) Me: Oh, you must be referring to my uncompromising vision.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 23/05/2026
2/ It is shameful that government ministers express indignation for Canadians when they have utterly failed to show it for Palestinians, who have endured untold cruelty for the better part of a century.
Screenshot of a tweet from Anita Anand: I have just received information from my officials which details the appalling abuse of Canadians who were detained in Israel.

These Canadians have now arrived in Türkiye. Global Affairs consular officials on the ground are ensuring that they receive urgent medical care as required so that they can return home as soon as possible. 

Canada unequivocally condemns the grave mistreatment of Canadians in Israel. Those responsible for this egregious abuse must be held accountable. We will continue to provide additional information as it becomes available.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A pleasant surprise is such a nice surprise
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 20/05/2026
I think the whole "everything is bad all of the time" is really starting to drag me down, we should make everything good instead, just one man's opinion though
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
To someone with an understanding of geopolitics, "live, laugh, love" speaks to a certain...naïveté
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The plane should be allowed to vote on whether they want the “funny” flight attendant to do his thing or just read the script.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People ask me "what's your secret?" even before they demonstrate that they will use violence to extract information - which is typically ineffective
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We now, at all times, know where the bus is, where the parcel is, how it progresses towards you. The knowledge weighs upon us, and makes us ill at ease. The bus should arrive like the rain.
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