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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There’s only one thing that can unite America and that’s executing the executive who gave the green light to the liberty biberty ads on live TV

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🪏🐂 Backbreaking Toil Chat 🌞🗻 Bitternecessity: worked hard earth w little more than sticks today HillfarmerHarold: Many chores need doing per usual Perfumed_Elegance: i’ve discovered the most marvelous relaxation shovelingsam: is it burdensome

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My parents are dyed-in-the-wool Mac users. There’s a Macintosh Classic II box in their basement, and I grew up using a iMac G3 featuring cursed versions of internet explorer and MS office.

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Archaeologists have found Viking-era trade scales from sites in Sweden that are made from local materials but inscribed with the maker’s approximation of Arabic script because that’s what the scales they commonly encountered abroad looked like

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Thank you city trash truck for annihilating my power and internet lines in one go. I wasn’t wanting to do anything this weekend anyway

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s interesting how quickly some will infer that “civilization” is synonymous with “law and order”.

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Bsky should send you a notification whenever someone is typing a reply. Yes exactly like slack but worse

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Third no-bonus event in less than a year lmfao

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Observing a Dad Mentat in action (dozing off reading a crossword clue, waking up and immediately filling in the answer)

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🎃 @mutant.pizza · 04/08/2026

BMW debuts in-car add before blinkers

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Morton Salt Girl is a merry fellow; Bright blue her label is and her shoes are yellow

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This cook’s illustrated subscription is finally paying off

Except from Cook’s Illustrated: Keep Burritos Warm
“When Carrie Chantler of Skaneateles, NY wants to take a burrito on the go, she keeps it warm and intact by sliding it into her thermal travel mug. The burrito fits neatly inside for easy carrying, and the insulated walls keep it warm until she is ready to eat.”

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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

at least mitch mcconnell wasn't alive to witness that

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Checking in on the “social-music” slack channel, it’s still just one guy posting ai slop descriptions of music videos that he probably asked it to find

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 31/05/2026

Batting Around and the Tarps Off Movement bring you #Pride2026! www.tiktok.com/@battingarou...

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Bill & Ted Kaczynski’s Excellent Adventure

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Nora's Sandwich Bot @sandwichbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

chopped beef and pork with aged cheddar and kimchi and dijon mustard on a a soft pretzel, pressed and toasted

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

*leans into mic* birria tacos are just a form of dunkaroos

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I WALK INTO THE DEALERSHIP BLAM ELDRITCH BLAST TO THE SALES ASSOCIATE BLAM ELDRITCH BLAST TO THE TEAM LEADER REGIONAL SALES DIRECTOR INVESTIGATES THE RUCKUS BLAM HOLD PERSON BLAM FIREBALL WHILE THEY SCRABBLING FOR COVER I WALK OUT WITH AN ALL ELECTRIC LEXUS RZ500 THIS SHIT TOO EASY BABY ITS TOO EASY

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

my most oldhead opinion is that baseball is too fast now

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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 26/04/2026

it would be funny to resurrect immanuel kant because he would respawn several feet underground in the buried ruins of königsberg and be very confused & terrified and like "mmmghghfh mmhh mfhghhghh hhfglfbph" lol dirt in his mouth. dirt in his eyes

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Single screen movie theater. Dollar hot dogs/popcorn/coke. Matinee advertised as “movie with air conditioning” on the marquee

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

i would be the Godzilla of drone striking Episcopalian parents

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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

the pitt is west wing for doctors

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The only actually wtf situation I saw on the subway involved a guy loudly telling a woman that she should watch a Woody Allen movie until she got off the train, followed by 5 stops of him looking kind of constipated until he fumbled calling some other woman fat as his sprinted off the train

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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Every white boy’s dream is to have a jazz band exploding behind him

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Being in the 97th percentile for height is seeing guys taller than you and imprinting on them like a baby duckling

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Weird how when a Dr. Gameshow neckbeard Branch Davidian quote tweets your account you end up deluged with vloggers and peasants in the notifications.

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joob's a boob @jooblee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Fuck you Steve Jobsssssssssss I yell as I type in my credit card number.

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Just wrote out the whole process we have to go through just to start building a dashboard in our security compliant environment. It’s ~20 steps, uses 4 different 2FA methods, requires sending an email and pinging the email recipient in slack, and takes a minimum of 36 hours.

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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Company last year: “we’re had to do layoffs for financial reasons, but those of you that are still here will get raises and retention bonuses” Company now: “here’s your competitive raise of 2.5%”

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

RT if you love baseball

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

you are not prepared for the soundtrack

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Ludd was right @rapturehelmet.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I got one for my friend’s dog and he loves it

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