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@rantasmo.bsky.social
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Important Homosexual. Host of Needs More Gay. He/Him My YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/user/rantasmo My interactive novel: www.choiceofgames.com/hearts-choice…

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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
youtu.be
I made a game about secret government wizards!
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok sure
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is just every 40 something gay guy
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would LOVE to never have to hear his voice again. Newsmax should just do an impression of what they think he must be saying, MST3K style.
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime
Top left: the original Mary Poppins, floating down over the logo
Top right: Mary Poppins Returns, with Emily Blunt smiling
Bottom left: Mary Poppins Forever, a green and dark blue logo with Mary Poppins' silhouette behind a question mark
Bottom right: Mary Poppins & Robin, starring Emily Blunt and Chris O'Donnell as Robin
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 24/08/2026
seinfeld 2026 elaine: [reading women's magazine] "jerry, let's do the quiz. are you a chad or a chud?" jerry: elaine... kramer: oh, he's a chad if i've ever seen one, giddyup george: there are nazis again. the nazis are back
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 24/08/2026
Every progressive gets chased around about their relationship to Hasan Piker. Has ONE reporter ever asked JD Vance about his embrace of the insane and anti-democratic ideas of Curtis Yarvin? Or about his relationship with democracy-hater Peter Thiel? The imbalance is stark.
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yes. I am calling for a purity test. Nothing will matter if we nominate someone who won't: • Attempt aggressive institutional reform (SCOTUS, DC statehood, ICE, etc.) • Hold the criminals of this administration accountable • Rebuild and expand the social democratic institutions Trump tore down
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You ever think about how the ford Pinto only killed 30ish people before it was erased from existence?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m Commander Shepard, and this is the
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Getting older really does put politics in a new perspective, in that I feel extra entitled to criticize politicians when I know for a fact that they have played a Super Nintendo
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Teknolust (2002)
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Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
👟New comic: Baby Shoes, Never Worn👟
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
action therapist trailer 1-4
PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

PANEL 6: 

DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building. 

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy. 

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa. 

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK: 
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/07/2026
would love to see a hostile audit of Freedom 250. hell, would love to see hostile audits of everything even tangentially related to trump. this will produce endless material. you could conceivably bring the administration to an effective halt!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A woman holds a nightcap and candle and says to her partner "OK I have the nightcap and candle." She leans in erotically and says "I'm ready to do an all-time "who goes there?" Wearing the nightcap and holding the candle in front of her face, she walks into a stone-brick lined room, steeped with shadows and says "who goes there?" Her partner embraces her affectionately and says "God, I'm so glad I met you on the "who goes there?" forums."
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 30/06/2026
The real headline from the birthright‑citizenship case isn’t the outcome. It’s that four Supreme Court justices signaled they believe a president can effectively rewrite the Constitution through executive order.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
An actual, real letter the US government sent a gay couple in the 1970s:
an immigration letter that says "you have failed to establish that a bona fide marital relationship can exist between two..." and then THAT slur
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[deploying my shock baton] CITIZEN! STEP AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL EMBARRASSMENT WATER! NOW!
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I like to imagine that whenever Shadowheart casts guidance to help me with a persuasion or intimidation roll, she’s just like my hypewoman in the back like “yeah boy tell him”
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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🔸Rafael Françoi🔸 @rathaelos.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is just straightforward white nationalist great replacement rhetoric, the kind of thing that would have been confined to neo-Nazi forums a decade ago. Multiple mass shooters in recent years believed exactly this.
Tweet from the Department of Homeland Security: “Import the third world, become the third world. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🇺🇸”
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
headline that says “why is trump hosting a cage fight at the White House” with photo of same
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The scary fanged toilet from Look Who’s Talking Too
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
[P] For your Friday afternoon entertainment, MSNow has a live stream of the crew working to remove Trump's name from the Kennedy Center. (At the time of this posting, they're erecting the scaffolding) www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...
youtube.com
LIVE: See Donald Trump’s name come off the Kennedy Center as it happens
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I hate that now if we ever invent REAL A.I. we’ll have to call it something else to differentiate. You just know it’s gonna be something like “cyberman” because the gay Republican who owns GooglZon saw an episode of Torchwood once
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/06/2026
Pelley and 60 minutes really were the gold standard for Serious Journalism and that they already felt the need to “balance” a story about the murder of innocent civilians by federal goons by implying they deserved it is an indictment of the entire industry
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s: Clue 90s: Death Becomes Her 00s: Mulholland Dr 10s: Grand Piano 20s: Last Night in SoHo
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Geoffrey on Project Runway: 'You Know I'm Gay, Right?'
ALT: Geoffrey on Project Runway: 'You Know I'm Gay, Right?'
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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thinking today about something my brother used to say. So I wrote about it for Memorial Day. andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/the-milita...
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"The Military is Run by 25 Year Olds."
Some Memorial Day reflections from a different sort of "Gold Star Gay."
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/05/2026
I regret to inform you that due to a very recent incident, ACAB does now include Officer Twistoff.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Flyers give you a ton of context about an event - what the tone and the values are. AI flyers say, nobody really cares about this, not even the people putting it on!!
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Ché_PEPCAT @thepepperedcat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wait so ... we can all apply. Especially POC and LGBTQ folks. I'm not even joking; I'm seriously gonna look into this 🤔
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Only time I wanna hear about someone getting “mogged” is if it involves this dude
Mog from Final Fantasy VI
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Labyrinth but with a Goblin Queen in drag
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
eagerly awaiting the posts like “well guys we had a good run but unfortunately I’ve been laid off as the Phrenology Reporter at Daily Wire after five years. Open to any opportunities in the field of race science and genocide denial. Samples at request’ Love y’all!”
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
He murdered Renee Nicole Good. Shot her three times and then called her a “f*cking b*tch”. Her last words? “It’s ok dude I’m not mad”. He got three days administrative leave before being transferred to another state. No punishment. No accountability. No justice.
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ICE Agent Who Shot Dead Unarmed Mom Quietly Reassigned as FBI Probe Stalls
DHS officials tell PunchUp the FBI needs to “s--t or get off the pot.”
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FuzzWolf 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzwolf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.
Centered text reads “The sky above
the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel”

Below are 3 versions of the same cityscape labeled 1985, 2005, 2025 with the background changing from grey static, to solid blue, to streaming service logos.
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Rantasmo @rantasmo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Ho ho ho,” we scoffed, reading ENDER’S GAME. “Imagine, someone taking over the world by being a asshole on the Internet”
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I was there for the rise of the internet and smart phones, and they absolutely sold themselves. People took one look and got excited. There was no point, years into the smart phone, where companies were having to be like "you may not like the iPhone but it's here to stay so get used to it"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally
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