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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But like, why did Norman Bates choose to make THIS face?

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Starting up a creepy weekly little short story series through Halloween! Give it a read if you feel so inclined!

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The Arrival of Nanny Fogg

Practically perfect in every way...

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The precision with which my friends give me gifts that they know I’ll love really reveals just how much my inner self is accurately perceived by the world.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hi! I’m Andrew, a screenwriter who’s written for Apple, Disney, CBS and Universal. But enough about me! Are you: -Feeling stuck on your script? -Excited about a pilot idea but don’t know where to start? -In need of notes from a friendly outside eye? I wanna help! Shoot me a DM!

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I wrote about a revolution I’d like you to join. andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/lets-start...

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Let's Start Watching DVD's Again

A Remedy for Streaming Fatigue

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Sometimes you just need to say, "Help is on the way, dear."

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m dying over this actual poster for “What Lies Beneath.” So hilariously rude to depict a famously hot ghost this way.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

That “weather man of D-Day” movie is perhaps the most dad-bait looking film to ever exist.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Interesting that in the Power Rangers’ bench of largely mononymous villains, only Rita Repulsa and Ivan Ooze seem to have first and last names. Anyway, job hunt is going great.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Thinking today about something my brother used to say. So I wrote about it for Memorial Day. andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/the-milita...

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"The Military is Run by 25 Year Olds."

Some Memorial Day reflections from a different sort of "Gold Star Gay."

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I wrote a little story that I like! Maybe you’ll like it too! andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/the-demono...

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The Demonologists' Son

Conjuring up a happy childhood

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

New spooky little story up! It’s about Florida vampires. andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/lead-the-r...

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Lead The Right One On

A cautionary vampire tale

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Absolutely bowled over that Lisa Kudrow has had a DEAD-ON Parker Posey impression this WHOLE time.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

New story up! An ode to “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.” andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/decoy

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Decoy

A little scare in the style of Alvin Schwartz

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Watching “Pillion” was pretty wild until I realized that getting a BFA in Acting was fairly comparable. Lotta roleplay and moving furniture at the behest of a mean, tall man.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I’ve been thinking about Rod Serling’s work a lot lately. So I wrote this little yarn. andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/his-eyes

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His Eyes

A scary story for today.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Truly one of the funniest people who ever lived. There are no laugh lines in this entire sequence and yet she effortlessly makes a comedic meal out of every moment.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I wrote you a little ghost story for the New Year. open.substack.com/pub/andrewdu...

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A January Ghost

A modest little ghost story for the New Year

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

My whole vibe for the next 12 hours in NY

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

This part of the last chapter in Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” always brings tears to my eyes. Scrooge goes from fearing, resenting and isolating himself from humanity, to finding the joy of immersing himself in it. A reminder so potent today it makes my heart ache.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Air travel reeeeally brings out my Catholic upbringing. I just earnestly had the thought “People these days don’t feel enough shame.”

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

To kick off the Yuletide Season, I wrote about the cursed Christmas tree that nearly broke my family exactly 30 years ago today. andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/the-tree-o...

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The Tree of '95

A holiday memory of the Frasier Fir that nearly broke my family

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אסתי | esti @estibass.com · 25/06/2025

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

This is pretty much exactly what it’s like to be gay.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

💯💯💯💯💯💯

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Deleted post-credits scene from “The Shining.”

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Oh you think art is BORING, eh? Well allow me to introduce you to “De Dood” by Simon Fokke.

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Trump is asking us to start choosing groups we're willing to abandon, and the only way to make him stop is to be clear we're not fucking abandoning ANYONE. Call your reps. Call your fucking reps. Especially in red states. Use the @5calls.org app, it's easy and free.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

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Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site

As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

This week in honor of today’s Autumnal Equinox it’s “Spooky Monday” featuring “Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein” and a recipe for Classic Apple Dumplings! andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/spooky-mon...

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Spooky Monday: Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) & Apple Dumplings

A cozy combo to ring in The Autumnal Equinox

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

(Lights up on Norah Jones dressed as Jaws) “I waited for Quint’s anecdote Then started to destroy his boat He tried to surface me with barrel floats. Don’t know why Quint’s in my throat. Don’t know why Quint’s in my throat.”

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Today’s “Spooky Sunday” features two French delights! The animated horror anthology “Fear(s) of the Dark” and a Jacques Pepin Lemon Mousse! andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/spooky-sun...

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Spooky Sunday: Fear(s) of the Dark (2007) & Lemon Mousse

An animated horror and a smooth dessert, both from France

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Good news! Anna Drezen’s cult romp “Praise Petey” is now available to stream on Prime Video! It was such a fun show to work on with so many talented folks, plus Al*x J*nes had a meltdown over it and called us all warlocks or something which was frankly better than an Emmy nomination. Go watch!

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Did y’all know that in 1978 there was an ABC tv movie called “The Initiation of Sarah” in which a college sorority pledge discovers she’s a witch thanks to her evil house mother played by Shelley Winters and then this happens to Morgan Fairchild?

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Today’s Spooky Sunday pairing is a very easy Chocolate Cobbler recipe and an achingly frightening haunted house film, 1980’s “The Changeling.” andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/spooky-sun...

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Spooky Sunday: The Changeling (1980) & Chocolate Cobbler

What do a haunted house classic and this comforting dessert have in common? They're both hiding something.

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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

It may be 1000 degrees in LA, but this Spooky Sunday, we’re conjuring up an autumn chill with Disney’s most nightmarish foray into horror along with a very back-to-school cookie recipe! andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/spooky-sun...