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@rachelrhetoric.bsky.social
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Whenever someone says MAHA out loud I get confused for a sec whether we’re saying MAGA very incorrectly in Spanish, or referencing the Amanda Show
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a person wearing a blue hat and glasses stands in front of a sign that says mah hah
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
ice has a near daily updated list of every american's air travel. the american gestapo knows every time you set foot on a plane to visit your parents. i don't know what to say but that this should be a scandal that consumes every day of the next three years of this presidency 🎁 gift link:
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Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?”

Panel 3:
The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…”

Panel 4:
AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Where’s the BlueSky StickerGate 🥺
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have a cat, icydk
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
just guess
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@cait.bsky.social
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
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Kevin Bird @stairwaytokevin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Truly bizarre to see people attacked, shamed, and disciplined for saying things about Charlie Kirk that are 1000x less offensive than what Charlie Kirk said about people
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
#somethingbeautiful
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
BIG DUMB DONALD TRUMP (OLD LOSER!) "DETERIORATES" BEFORE OUR VERY EYES AND THEN DISAPPEARS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK — AND OUR WORTHLESS SHITHOLE PRESS CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO ASK ONE QUESTION ABOUT IT. FORTUNATELY, YOUR FAVORITE WRITER JEFF TIEDRICH DOES ASK THE QUESTIONS, IN TODAY'S POST: bit.ly/4g47SfF
we have a current president who is exhibiting clear signs of physical breakdown — the bloated cankles, the decomposing hand, the unsteady gait — who has suddenly gone seven days without talking to the press.

imagine that: the attention-trollop who for his entire life has been super horny to schmooze the media is now avoiding them. and how does the press react? do they give him the Biden treatment and demand proof of life? absolutely not. they’re all acting like that fucking dog in the house that’s on fire.

the press that normalized Donny’s corruption, and normalized Donny’s preening narcissism, and normalized his laziness, his ignorance, his incompetence, and his fascism, has now normalized his decrepitude. just a normal president rotting away in real-time, as presidents do.

color me shocked. shocked!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We're going to have a big beautiful dark age, perhaps darker than ever before. And I think you'll be very happy
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
gonna just keep reposting this from @ryanbort.bsky.social @andrewperez.bsky.social and me www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
rollingstone.com
Inside the Billion-Dollar Effort to Make Trump Feel Good About Himself
Donald Trump’s administration is using at least $1 billion in taxpayer money and every resource it can to flatter the president.
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
#somethingbeautiful
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Won't Somebody Please Think of the Mitochondria??
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Jesse Rabinowitz @jesserbnwtz.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
For folks not in DC: - There are full-on police checkpoints most nights - Gangs of 30+ federal agents roam DC - National Guard folks w/ guns patrolling a Harris Teeter - Every day, multiple friends see ICE kidnapping ppl - Daycares are scared to have kids go on walks due to ICE
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@stevenuniverse.bsky.social hey come back, Bluesky needs SU posting 🥺
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Puppy
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "be a freak be a weirdo"
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
A popular author with almost thirty thousand followers reskeeted my reskeet and all I got was this t-shirt (and 2 new followers) 🪦
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#somethingbeautiful
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
shoulda known when they started using Gulf of America, but this is a special level of “pweese don’t huwt da fwee pwess, mistow pwesident”
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
"Punchline" 💀💀
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
idk which branch of Christianity this is, but if there’s a pamphlet or something, you have my interest
On old etching of a woman lifting her dress to show the devil her underparts. The devil is screaming in shock and horror.
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
#somethingcute
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 04/07/2025
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/07/2025
ICEBlock: Because nothing says “Land of the Free” like hiding from your own government.
New app alerts you when ICE is arresting your neighbors.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The singularity is awesome
Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me”
Al Overview
To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
feels like the Venn diagram of ppl arguing “that’s not what Zionism is really about” and the ppl who’d say “the Civil War was about state’s rights” is a circle
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
When I was a newborn I saved up and bought my own basket. We all did. This generation just wants a handout
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
razzle dazzle
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a cartoon frog is wearing a top hat and dancing .
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
A proxy war is when two Magic nerds argue about whether you can just draw a circle on a piece of paper and call it Sol Ring. Stop misusing this term
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
#somethingcute
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rachelrhetoric @rachelrhetoric.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
#somethingbeautiful
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David Faris @davidfaris.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 22/06/2025
They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s tough because I largely agree with people saying we should have a better balance on here between politics and other things but then the President declares war or a bunch of people get kidnapped and it feels a little silly to finish typing out “what’s your favorite Futurama episode”
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better @betterthantoday.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
sensational
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/06/2025
white people should have to work on juneteenth, idc
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