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i experienced twink death at 17

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
made $1 million on polymarket by betting i'd piss my pants today
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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Getting the whole family neutered at costco
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 28/02/2026
god have mercy on whichever poor soul is first to traverse through the jungle of mine pussy
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27/02/2026
im da mvp (most virginal poster)
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27/02/2026
need to sniff that old man
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/02/2026
buddhistly jacking off
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Misogynist who keeps stumbling into the right answer: of course women should have pockets! they love iPhone!
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
t guy who takes the opportunity to change his legal name to Bobby sands
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
In Taekwondo class, they teach you a legend that the sport was invented to teach Korean common folk how to kick a horse in the skull. While untrue, it’s fascinating how far we’ve come from that my 6 year old nephew is a brown belt. That guy would probably lose to a Shetland pony
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I asked my homie what movie to watch and he said “my cousin Vinny”. I said “you got a cousin who’s a movie??”
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
call me team rocket the way I’m blasting off again
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
dude I voted sauron for the fast and free buses but now there’s fucking balrogs everywhere what’s the deal
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I may eat like an owl but I make a different kind of pellets bbg 😛
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
the next jojo is trader joe jostar
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
im on a seahorse diet, I see a horse and I eat em
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
bringing my 40 gallon drum of crude oil to the byob
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
so excited to worm for white boy worm Wednesday
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Jerkin hard or hardly jerkin?
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
put the cum back in the lotion bottle reduce reuse recycle baby
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
drank so much white monster energy that my cum turned white??
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
who up joe they biden
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
masseuse walked in on me licking the salt lamp like a ice cream
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
my girl coochie when I put da googlie eyes on it °()°
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
yo I miss when barney was a furry
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Corporate America forgot that I was swagged out of my gourd
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
science actually has enough bodies, i'm donating my body to math
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Who up writhing in they stupor
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
actually all women are great, not just the little ones
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I hate when people call the green m&m the sexy one, they are all sexy
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i like this superbowl a lot cuz i bleed green and piss red baby go bird
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/02/2025
god damn. I was on one last night. gary came over to look at my wizard stuff and peeved me off so bad I banished him to the piss dimension
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
We must become evil woke
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
avoiding the grocery prices hype by laying my own eggs
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
you put me in DnD and the FIRST thing I’m doing is hire a party of gnomes to treat my Nutsack like a piñata
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
shitting on the musical chairs call that a bowel movement
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2025
this kicks ass lmfao
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s freezing out the way her tongue is stuck to my pole
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wolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
stress eating a tub of aquaphor
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Gorp @gorp-official.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
When is the King Von skin coming to Fortnite
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
stand for the flag kneel for the cross? more like stand for the f*g kneel for the balls
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
what’s that thing when you got ywo different eyeball? chromakopia??
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
they thought I was on south american grindr the way I eat brazil nuts
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
do you think lighting in the sky is when god when he vape
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ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
bird flu? um yeah?? they fucking do that???
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Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
“completing” the mirror maze like im the kool aid man by sprinting in a straight line directly through the panes of glass
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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